roastquake
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"Whiskey bottles are NOT made for carbonated beverages" says me after and Evan Williams bottle explodes, soaking the inside of an Amish country cabinet
I got my siphon ready to transfer beer to bottling bucket. Looked in the bucket and saw "liquid" in the bottom. Though I I left sanitizer in there. Quickly poured it out. Started syphoning and reached for my sugar water. Uhoh.
TANSTAAFB....combining two of my favorite things; beer and Heinlein. Homebrew, the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived!
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress is probably one of my all time top favorite books. Its good stuff, and this thread is full of proof that there aint no such thing as a free beer.
That sounds awfully familiar!
There is always the classic dumping of the stirbar in with the starter...first (& only =] ) time I did it I freaked out and went in to the elbow to grab it. No gloves. No sanitizer. Beer was fine. I now ALWAYS use a spare magnet to secure the stirbar to the flask, retrieve it, and store it stuck to my brew fridge!
Forgot to pitch yeast more than once. On my latest batchmy mash got stuck. I tried clearing it by blowing through the outlet with an air compressor. Don't do that. Unless you like cleaning hot sticky wort off the ceiling.
Thanks a lot, now I'm cleaning hot sticky coffee and snot off my keyboard.:cross:
Removed a keggle mash tun right after doing a step on my burner and brought it inside to keep it warm. The valve was leaking a little so I put the keggle down on my carpet to grab a plastic bag to prevent the leak from staining the carpet. I picked the keggle up and the carpet came with it. I put the keggle down on the plastic bag and looked at the carpet to find a giant burned O where the keggle sat. Looked over and the plastic bag was melted to the bottom of the keggle. You should have put it on a wood board says SWMBO... "Thanks for the 20/20 hindsight."
After about 15 minutes I came back down and heard the clogged airlock whistling from the pressure built up behind it promptly before pulling it out and getting a total krausen moneyshot. It didn't even buy me dinner first, either.
Hell, I do that do often I consider it SOP. Usually retrieve it from the strainer of the kitchen sink, because I forget it's in the fermentor when I go to clean it.
Laughed loud and long at this mental image...I'm really glad I hadn't just taken a drink!
I've heard beer is good for the skin and hair at least.
Not that long ago I put my IC into my wort with 15 minutes left like normal. I didn't really think about the tubing and melted the **** out of it. I'd used the silly thing probably half a dozen times before this too. Luckily it was on the outlet, so it wasn't the end of the world.
Removed a keggle mash tun right after doing a step on my burner and brought it inside to keep it warm. The valve was leaking a little so I put the keggle down on my carpet to grab a plastic bag to prevent the leak from staining the carpet. I picked the keggle up and the carpet came with it. I put the keggle down on the plastic bag and looked at the carpet to find a giant burned O where the keggle sat. Looked over and the plastic bag was melted to the bottom of the keggle. You should have put it on a wood board says SWMBO... "Thanks for the 20/20 hindsight."
Did this just the weekend before last. during the last 15 minutes the outflow hose was resting against my burners frame. Luckily there is still just enough remaining for itto be useable, ilbeit barely. Gotta remember to replace that before my next brew.
stonecutter2 said:While making my first extract brew, I got to about 1/2 way through the boil, then thought - oh man, am I supposed to have the lid on the kettle? So I put the lid on..."this way I don't evaporate a lot of my wort", says I, feeling quite wise! Then I watched for a while, and turned my back just as a surge of foam pushed the lid up and poured down the sides of the kettle, burning on the stove surface and smelling horrible.
At least yours was the outlet hose. I tossed in my chiller at 15min to sanitize. At Flameout I connect the inlet hose and open the valve at the hose end. No water... walk to spigot... it's on... find kink in hose. Unkink SPHHHHH!!!! Hose had laid against burner frame and with no water flowing it melted a hole in the supply hose :cross: At least the melted hole was about 2ft from the end so I didn't lose much hose length.
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