Hill Farmstead thread

[OnryAndMean]

We should pierce their eyebrow.

How alternative

 

[AlAnonymous]

We should pierce their eyebrow.

Special releases require a Locks for Love donation. Make the hipsters think about it.

 

[TheBronze]

This is actually a solid idea, but it would need to be a permanent marker or something that can't be removed or washed off.

And mark hands once bottles are purchased so people can't go through the line again.

Cattle brands or GTFO

The S is for Shitlord

 

[rwitter]

Special releases require a Locks for Love donation. Make the hipsters think about it.

Make those mules think about it as well.

 

[Thevicster]

Where was this shitshow? I mean, I was there, where was the shitshow?

 

[PepeSylvia1]

We should pierce their eyebrow.

Staple a fedora to their head?

 

[Yllib]

Where was this shitshow? I mean, I was there, where was the shitshow?

Gotta agree. Was there at 11, long line for bottles, long wait for drafts, longer wait for growlers. Still waaaaay better then 2014 times, and lines were no where near TH levels. In no way a **** show for a customer.... busy for staff, but they are great.

 

[tbub18]

See now this is a real suggestion we will consider. Others should take note.

Am I doing it right?

 

[AutumnBeerLove]

Heads up for anyone coming up tomorrow (there is still Art, Mr. 5:45 AM) or Saturday, Back Road BBQ is CASH ONLY.

 

[purephase]

Heads up for anyone coming up tomorrow (there is still Art, Mr. 5:45 AM) or Saturday, Back Road BBQ is CASH ONLY.

So you're saying there are bottles of Still Art available?

 

[walterfredo]

Gotta love the SARA bottle release model. Announce it minutes before you open. Doesn't give the ass hats time to plan and gives the locals time to get bottles before all hell breaks loose. Obviously a much smaller scale than HF, but HF is also far more rural than SARA. No system is perfect, but the unannounced method seems like a no-brainer.

 

[user 306926]

Gotta love the SARA bottle release model. Announce it minutes before you open. Doesn't give the ass hats time to plan and gives the locals time to get bottles before all hell breaks loose. Obviously a much smaller scale than HF, but HF is also far more rural than SARA. No system is perfect, but the unannounced method seems like a no-brainer.

You're right. No brains.

 

[Abitker]

Heads up for anyone coming up tomorrow (there is still Art, Mr. 5:45 AM) or Saturday, Back Road BBQ is CASH ONLY.

Didn't you read the thread a few months ago? nobody here is interested in still art. Just give it all to me

 

[dabaloons]

Soo onsite bottles got cleared yesterday. So today there was 3f kriek and OG, tilquin quetsche, and cd 6.

 

[Fahmie25]

Didn't you read the thread a few months ago? nobody here is interested in still art. Just give it all to me

i'm fine with this as long as you bring one to nyc

 

[Os]

Didn't you read the thread a few months ago? nobody here is interested in still art. Just give it all to me

hey! I even had a twitter back and fourth with Shaun a long time ago about purposely releasing a still beer...

this one and the new batch of Ann still evade me...

 

[AutumnBeerLove]

So you're saying there are bottles of Still Art available?

Don't put capital letters where they don't belong! Art bottles are for sale today - it's Friday. #shitshow

 

[Dino1]

Gotta love the SARA bottle release model. Announce it minutes before you open. Doesn't give the ass hats time to plan and gives the locals time to get bottles before all hell breaks loose. Obviously a much smaller scale than HF, but HF is also far more rural than SARA. No system is perfect, but the unannounced method seems like a no-brainer.

NEBCO used to do this and got crucified by shitlords who lived "too far away", aka like 30 minutes...

 

[InfinityonTrial]

Gotta love the SARA bottle release model. Announce it minutes before you open. Doesn't give the ass hats time to plan and gives the locals time to get bottles before all hell breaks loose. Obviously a much smaller scale than HF, but HF is also far more rural than SARA. No system is perfect, but the unannounced method seems like a no-brainer.

That wouldn't prevent the second day shitshow.

 

[Gene1]

Let's go ahead and not have the "what's the best beer release strategy" conversation.

 

[abawol01]

Let's go ahead and not have the "what's the best beer release strategy" conversation.

So back to ranking Anna batches and pizza talk?































































In.

 

[Os]

whatever happened to corned beef?

 

[gregkoko]

whatever happened to corned beef?

Still in the store last I checked

 

[pjl44]

See now this is a real suggestion we will consider. Others should take note.

You guys should do it like Ticketmaster outlets used to:

Announce you're handing out tickets at 11:00. If there are 100 people there, number them 1-100. At 11:30 you draw a number. Let's say 55 is drawn. Line goes 55-100 then 1-54. Everyone who shows up after 11:00 is first come behind them.

Takes away the incentive to show up early. You have just as much shot of being first in line whether you arrive at 5:00 or 10:59.

 

[averagjoe3]

dont forget breakfast options as well

 

[gregkoko]

dont forget breakfast options as well

Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel

There is no other

 

[bsc]

Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel

There is no other

ISO!

 

[MikeG1]

Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel

There is no other

Limit dropped to 2pp this morning.

 

[tehzachatak]

Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel

There is no other

lol next time i go to a big HF release i'm making like 40 breakfast sandwiches and profiteering like a MF in line

 

[gregkoko]

lol next time i go to a big HF release i'm making like 40 breakfast sandwiches and profiteering like a MF in line

That was the best part of the Alchemist truck sales. Always had people selling breakfast sandwiches in line