From cheech and chong's Next Movie
"Hey man, somebody ripped off the **** I ripped off!"
"Hey man, somebody ripped off the **** I ripped off!"
Brewpastor said:I say refill a few Corona bottles with piss and let them steal some of you homebrew as well!
Bedlam said:Serves 'em right, Wortmonger!!! Go get 'em!
(And take pics. And post them here.)
Brewpastor said:Just put up a note: Some bottles contain piss and other body fluids. Drink at your own risk.
wortmonger said:You want pics of me filling the bottles, lol? Dirty minded people.....
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getting kegs "illegaly" is hard enough. getting them the right way would be twice as hard, but like rdwj said... what comes around goes around.BraeHaus said:ahh... well this time i'd invest in some kegs the right way, build up a nice setup and make them secure and in a spot where you can easily see them from inside or just make sure to lock them up inside.
Brewpastor said:Just put up a note: Some bottles contain piss and other body fluids. Drink at your own risk.
An old Jerry Clower story as a kid: Farmer knew he was stealing watermelons but couldn't catch him, so he finally put up a sign that said "one of these watermelons is poisoned." Farmer went to the field the next day to find, written at the bottom of the sign: "Now two are."Just put up a note: Some bottles contain piss and other body fluids. Drink at your own risk.
Brewing Clamper said:Three words:
Rock, Salt, Shells
iamjonsharp said:Sounds like some crappy roommates.
I would hide behind the fridge in a gorilla suit. When the culprit swipes a brew, jump out from behind the fridge, swipe the beer and smash the end of the bottle off on a table. Then proceed to chase him around the neighborhood with the broken glass bottle while making gorilla noises.
Or order 15 pounds of glitter and spread it on the floor of his room. He'll be covered in glitter for years, that stuff never goes away.
Or get one of these: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
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