This is about to happen at my house. I tried the nice note, I tried calling them out, I tried a lock on my kegerator (but the kegs leave no room for commercially bought beer, but they would drink my bottled home brew too). So, I am finally going to bottle up some beer for the specific task of my roommates punishment. Funny that I told them this may happen, lets see if any bottles go missing from my pissing, lol. I figure a good APA should mask the smell and taste, yuck, of my vengeance. Not to mention they all love it so much out of the keg. I can't wait for the usual, "Hey I hope it is alright, I grabbed a couple of beers," the next day when I asked where my beer went. "Sure it is alright, that is why I put them in there and ask you not to touch them so nicely." "You should be asking me if it was alright to have stolen a bottle of recycled beer mixed with beer." And the fight insues...... Actually they usually blame it on someone else anyways, but I bet I have some angry roomies after I tell them "their friend drank pee."Brewpastor said:I say refill a few Corona bottles with piss and let them steal some of you homebrew as well!
You want pics of me filling the bottles, lol? Dirty minded people.....Bedlam said:Serves 'em right, Wortmonger!!! Go get 'em!
(And take pics. And post them here.)
I think that warning came with the whole verbally telling them it could happen in the future thing. That was this summer...... LOL. Now, it is time to do what I said I would do, and call them dumba$$es for not believing me.Brewpastor said:
wortmonger said:You want pics of me filling the bottles, lol? Dirty minded people.....
getting kegs "illegaly" is hard enough. getting them the right way would be twice as hard, but like rdwj said... what comes around goes around.BraeHaus said:ahh... well this time i'd invest in some kegs the right way, build up a nice setup and make them secure and in a spot where you can easily see them from inside or just make sure to lock them up inside.
An old Jerry Clower story as a kid: Farmer knew he was stealing watermelons but couldn't catch him, so he finally put up a sign that said "one of these watermelons is poisoned." Farmer went to the field the next day to find, written at the bottom of the sign: "Now two are."
My, aren't we creative this morning!iamjonsharp said:Sounds like some crappy roommates.
I would hide behind the fridge in a gorilla suit. When the culprit swipes a brew, jump out from behind the fridge, swipe the beer and smash the end of the bottle off on a table. Then proceed to chase him around the neighborhood with the broken glass bottle while making gorilla noises.
Or order 15 pounds of glitter and spread it on the floor of his room. He'll be covered in glitter for years, that stuff never goes away.
Or get one of these: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/