HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I heard that these large Hardons could lead to black holes.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[EvilTOJ]

lol nice typo there.


Here's one from an old thread...

Mine is barely deformed where the nuts are snugged up on the bolt and where the hose clamp has been.

 

[Kelsch]

Taken out of context, but still....

Sometimes with a manly roar... sometimes with a girly squeal... depends on how big it is.

 

[EvilTOJ]

It was "that time" and my wife was in "the mood". Something really small and normally insignificant came up

Sure there was more, but then it would be in context

 

[EvilTOJ]

This is not my editing, but I'm posting it anyways!

....i feel quite certain you could convince SWMBO to ....do the wet t-shirt....in the coolest place she can find.

 

[FishinDave07]

mmm...out of context-ness

i'm usually in and out so fast, it wouldn't make a difference.

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol, i know how to get the job done quickly and efficiently!

 

[Freezeblade]

This was classic

Ha! Joke's on you guys (and Yooper). Everyone knows Snuffalupagus can only be seen by Big Bird.

 

[culaslucas]

you're probably getting crack ho breast milk.

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I once had accidental sex for 19 cents. And that was in South Africa, when their cents were worth a lot less than in America.

 

[BigKahuna]

I normally try to stay the upper road here, but I'm cranky and just kind of feel like venting.

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[user 574]

I'm a bit buzzed, so I can say this now. I like the ****y milk.

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[Revvy]

This is perfect!!!!

Sometimes I wonder if sitting at the computer in the same room as my bubbling fermenters is going to increase the amount of retarded in my head.

 

[Freezeblade]

I like the taste of Wood (do I need to rephrase that?)

LOL

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[salad 419]

I don't have space enough to breed and eat.

Totally out of context, but it cracked me up. Ironically, he was talking about chickens, which can take it to the NEXT level of out of context......

 

[EvilTOJ]

my "unicorn" has a face like a foot and goes by the name of Sarah Jessica Parker

Don't ask.

 

[McKBrew]

it was like a punch in the tongue. I like a good punch to the tongue every now and again.)

That's a good southern woman right there, understands that sometimes a little force is needed to stop a woman's yappin.

 

[talleymonster]

My dad made beer, and it tasted like crap strained through a used tampon. I agree with you to an extent. We are obsessed with sanitation, but for a good reason. Eliminate all possibilty of infection at every opportunity. Making beer (or cider) is like sex. It feels good. Having sex with a hooker feels good too, but it causes less pain if you wear a condom.

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[McKBrew]

Laughing Gnome is one funny dude.

 

[BigKahuna]

Here is one that is actually brewing related, has nothing to do with genitalia, or anal infractions, and makes no reference to ******.

Oh frack!! I just realized I am answering all the questions I asked when I began my journey... guess I am starting to leave the newb ranks ! !

 

[BigKahuna]

(here's where BK edit's it for the memorable quote thread

Revvy's such a modest seoul....and Kindof a perv.....

it's "instant wood," and next thing I know my hand's in my pocket

 

[Revvy]

I like Old Chub a lot.

I'm sorry, I know it's a beer....but still, it just sounds dirty.

(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)

 

[McKBrew]

(You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!)

That in itself is quotable. The disturbing part is the fact that you actually did it.

 

[salad 419]

Yet more out of context material.

I don't know why but I just remembered it while I was hanging the dancing banana upside down.

 

[Revvy]

More dirty sounding banana references...

My banana dances at work, but not at home.

Must have a hot secretary....

 

[Brewin_Bob]

I had an uncontrollable need to pass gas (which I did) and walked away.

From Christmas rant ...

 

[EvilTOJ]

You should see what pops up on image.google when you type in Old Chub, with safe search off....Eye bleach please!

Sounds like someone discovered the joys of a lemon party.

 

[Revvy]

I might be the only one who thinks this phonetic lesson is funny...

boo - er - dare - rye ... ka - bout - er

Personally it was easier the I was saying it in my head

My version was Boer-der-ig Ka-Boot-er.

 

[Evan!]

Often, but not often...

I'm 6'1" and often get asked to get something off a shelf for someone, not often, but it does happen.

 

[BrewBrain]

And since it seems a requirement to take things as far out of context as possible, I submit for your reading pleasure:

I ended up having to fish it out and plump it a little to continue.

 

[Revvy]

This has to be a record for being the longest quotes...but this 4 or 5 post interplay is just insane.

Er, well, no!

Mine comes from the fact that I am, indeed a real live gnome that laughs a lot. I have HUGE gnome testicles, and they laugh a lot too......I am Gnome, hear me bore!

I guess Sick Twisted F**k was already taken.

Are you calling me a sick, twisted ****? Are you? Are you?

Listen, I lightly suck and tickle the scrotum of anyone that even HINTS that I am a sick and twisted ****!


er, yes....That name was already taken by olllllllo

Check please!

On reflection, that was a pretty crappy threat!

I don't know. The only thing that kept me from getting all tingly is the fact that, well, you're a DUDE. Now if you grow some breasts and lose the chest hair ...