HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[McKBrew]

From the same thread as above.

I learned that when your children start imitating you by moaning and gyrating around, its time to start locking the door when you and the Mrs get down to it...

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

thats crazy talk - get her drunk and naked and take more pictures

funny stuff

 

[Brewin_Bob]

You can caulk a leaky crack

Dirty ... just dirty, lol!

 

[Revvy]

This deserves quoting only because of the sheer uber-geek indecipherability of it.

Let's not forget, besides "wild type", the chance of any trait becoming fixed in any population is the rate that that allele is present in the population.

Actually working in a medschool, and having worked with genecists I kinda understand it...but it reminds me of some of the titles of the talks that the researchers give.

Like these;

"Bascom's operation in the day-surgical management of symptomatic pilonidal sinus "

"Glomus coccygeum may mimic glomus tumour "

 

[Freezeblade]

Ok, some background: in the chat, discussing a coriander cyser gone wrong.

It's more like it kicks you in the balls and Screams CORIANDER in your face

 

[BrewBrain]

Nothing can beat these....







I still bust a gut reading that thread....https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=52640&highlight=code+monkey

Gopd how have I not seen this thread before!? I'm 'bout peed me britches.

 

[Arneba28]

Im "how many styles/sub-cats have you brewed

...but just for the record, Awesome stands ankle high to me and looks up my grass skirt and hopes to someday grow up to wash my bottles.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Some are tighter than others

From this thread.

 

[Revvy]

The whole drucken rambling is classic...but I like this (shows how commited he is to good sanitization practices as well.)

I was probably drinking beer when you were sucking on your mothers milk bottle! (Sterilised, I hope) I've had so much frigging beer in my life, that I don't even remember what I just said!...I've had so much frigging beer in my life, that I don't even remember what I just said!

Give me a break and pass me my slippers you bastards!!

 

[Revvy]

More....I missed it the first time

I have a SWMBO too!! Wanna see naked pics of her!? Well, neither do I, but that's not my f#cking point!

 

[TwoHeadsBrewing]

I stand firm on that!
I am rock hard!!
I will be a pillar of my convictions!....A huge, long, hard firm pillar rising up above all that is beneath me. I will be a hard pillar almost throbbing with conviction until I am fit to burst forth and cover the face of wrongdoing with my conviction.

Well, I'll just sit this one out.

Funny stuff...

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Wait.You are willing to spend $1200.00 for another 10 Inches?

You say you already have a 32" down there, so whats wrong with it?

From this thread.

 

[Donasay]

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

Taken out of context this could be wow, just wow, wait a second even with the context this quote makes people say wow.

 

[BigKahuna]

I have a very highly developed bullshet-o-meter, when I read your posts it pings like a Gieger counter flying over Chernobyl.

I'm old enough to remember Chernobyl!

 

[olllllo]

When adding quotes to this thread, please consider the source. Do not bring material from the Member Area (behind the google wall) to this thread.

That includes the Debate Forum.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I just found THIS one!!

When adding quotes to this thread, please conside the source. Do not bring material from the Member Area (behind the google wall) to this thread.

That includes the Debate Forum.

 

[Revvy]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...he should have used an episode of the Golden Girls to get his nut off. That's what I do!

 

[BigKahuna]

Can we move this thread behind the google wall? Really...Some of the greatest **** happens around here in the "Grown ups" sections.

 

[Revvy]

Can we move this thread behind the google wall? Really...Some of the greatest **** happens around here in the "Grown ups" sections.

Maybe we should just start a fight club one, that way we wouldn't be shutting out those people who haven't YET became members...

 

[olllllo]

The thread could be moved, but that's a compromise.

I found a few examples, but we have no complaints yet.
I'm interested in making people aware of the potential problem and asking that you look after your brothers and sisters in brew.

For example, signatures cannot be put behind the google wall.

As for putting the DR&MM behind the wall, that's a technical and revenue question for the Admin.

 

[Revvy]

The thread could be moved, but that's a compromise.

I found a few examples, but we have no complaints yet.
I'm interested in making people aware of the potential problem and asking that you look after your brothers and sisters in brew.

For example, signatures cannot be put behind the google wall.

As for putting the DR&MM behind the wall, that's a technical and revenue question for the Admin.

Hey, another idea....How 'bout before we quote anything from fightclub on here, we ask the op of the quote for permission?....Heck most of the time when I'm posting a quote I usally say in the thread where the quote is originating that I'm going to quote....meh, I don't know.

(ollllo, maybe you could move your, mine and BK's post out of this thread an into site support and suggestions, instead of in here, it's kinda wrecking the mood prolly for other people.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

When I first smelled it I got a touch or butt funk

I love taking quotes out of context. I should get into politics!

 

[BigKahuna]

(ollllo, maybe you could move your, mine and BK's post out of this thread an into site support and suggestions, instead of in here, it's kinda wrecking the mood prolly for other people.

This ain't it....but I feel a pretty good joke about You, Me, and OlllllO recking the mood.....Happens all the time I'm sure!

 

[BigKahuna]

DAMN! I promised myself I wasn't going to quote Revvy any more.

I betcha your batch of beer, that everything is fine and you just have N00bitus...The most common infection of all, a brain worm that causes new brewers to panic and think things are wrong when they really aren't...Trust me, I know...

 

[BigKahuna]

...it may taste great...it may taste like donkey taint.

What crazy ideas will we come up with next?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Quote:
Originally Posted by YooperBrew
I have to admit, I like it in the can.

this is taken out of context. but, I couldn't resist

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/how-serve-home-brew-beer-79736/

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Quote:
Originally Posted by YooperBrew
I have to admit, I like it in the can.

this is taken out of context. but, I couldn't resist

I now have a chubby. Thanks!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I now have a ragging chubby. Thanks!

fixed that for ya.

 

[EvilTOJ]

If you could pee at 40°, your problems in wort chilling would be over.

I can't tell you how many times I wish I could pee at 40º.

 

[jpsloan]

I can get up to 120 degrees without twisting at the knees.