**tap-tap** Is this thing on?
A recent exchange between @danimal92sport and @TwistedGray over on the "What are you drinking now?" got me to thinking: the denizens of HBT are a classy, sophisticated bunch. I bet they could come up with some fantastic beer poetry! So, here is the place to post your finest beer-related literary works. As they say in Fellowship of the Drink and Fellowship of the Home Brew: Rules! There must be rules!
1) All literary works must be original to the poster. No plagarism!
2) All postings must be in the form of either a haiku or a limerick (definitions below).
3) Keep it clean. I don't want to hear about any men from Nantucket.
4) All posts must be about beer. No wine, no kombucha, no seltzer. Go start your own thread.
Haiku: a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of 5, 7, and 5.
Limerick: a verse of 3 long and 2 short lines rhyming A-A-B-B-A.
Examples:
A Haiku:
I love to brew beer.
My wife thinks I save money.
Hope I'm not found out.
A Limerick:
There once was a brewer named Jay.
Who tried to brew a pilsner one day.
After all of his toil,
He dozed off during the boil.
And all his precious beer boiled away.
I am CERTAIN that the group here can come up with better submissions than mine, so let's hear them!
A recent exchange between @danimal92sport and @TwistedGray over on the "What are you drinking now?" got me to thinking: the denizens of HBT are a classy, sophisticated bunch. I bet they could come up with some fantastic beer poetry! So, here is the place to post your finest beer-related literary works. As they say in Fellowship of the Drink and Fellowship of the Home Brew: Rules! There must be rules!
1) All literary works must be original to the poster. No plagarism!
2) All postings must be in the form of either a haiku or a limerick (definitions below).
3) Keep it clean. I don't want to hear about any men from Nantucket.
4) All posts must be about beer. No wine, no kombucha, no seltzer. Go start your own thread.
Haiku: a Japanese poem of 17 syllables, in three lines of 5, 7, and 5.
Limerick: a verse of 3 long and 2 short lines rhyming A-A-B-B-A.
Examples:
A Haiku:
I love to brew beer.
My wife thinks I save money.
Hope I'm not found out.
A Limerick:
There once was a brewer named Jay.
Who tried to brew a pilsner one day.
After all of his toil,
He dozed off during the boil.
And all his precious beer boiled away.
I am CERTAIN that the group here can come up with better submissions than mine, so let's hear them!