Had an Idea what do you guys think....

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

$hit! I'm 34 and I forget to use grammer, capitals, punctuation and certain keys get hit by my errant fingers wjile typing.

 

[disaffected]

Edward Estlin Cummings, better known as ee cummings, didn't overuse capitalization, punctuation, or strict spelling either, yet he is not severely criticised for that. Except, perhaps, that his lack of punctuation and good grammer became formulaic over time.

Here is one of his poems that I feel may be in the spirit of this thread. And may it serve as a bit of a warning...

may i feel said he

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she


(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she


(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)


may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she


may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she


but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she


(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she


(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

 

[Pumbaa]

Hell I just about failed english 4 years in a row in HS (1984 - 1988) . . . I'm happy if people can read my posts at all :fro:

 

[Beer Snob]

Grammer? What's grammer.

Thats that ting that we learned in school iTs more of a bother then usful actually somE epeople here has actually PMed me bout grammer Would you BELIEVE IT!

 

[Beer Snob]

I myself am 14. Oh I MEAN 39! Yeah thats how old I am.....

 

[Catfish]

Grammar etc. are just things we use to make communication easier. If we can understand eachother that is good enough.

I'd expect all of your sugars to be eatten up by the yeast. Try brewing a tiny (like a half gallon) batch of it first and see what flavor you get pre-carbonation. If it's too nasty to drink you can always give it to your roommate. I've heard about the Jolly Rancher beers and Dr. Pepper beers too. You could mix and match various sodas and drink powders to make something potentially tasty.
Experiment, the worst that can happen is you'll go blind.

 

[Beer Snob]

What I'm trying to figure out is what ever happened to that guy who made the Gateraid stuff.... did he die from it?

 

[Pumbaa]

ya knw I reely wsh I coold fynd thot e-male my wyf sint me aboot the brian beeng able to prosess just aboot aney wurd as lung as the frust aynd layst littir of the wurd were currict.

 

[Spyk'd]

ya knw I reely wsh I coold fynd thot e-male my wyf sint me aboot the brian beeng able to prosess just aboot aney wurd as lung as the frust aynd layst littir of the wurd were currict.

werd!@@!@@@!

 

[Walker]

ya knw I reely wsh I coold fynd thot e-male my wyf sint me aboot the brian beeng able to prosess just aboot aney wurd as lung as the frust aynd layst littir of the wurd were currict.

I read that on line someplace. The full thing was that you had to have the first and last letter correct. All of the letters in between needed to be the correct letters, but could be arranged in any order you wanted.

 

[wstein]

I read that on line someplace. The full thing was that you had to have the first and last letter correct. All of the letters in between needed to be the correct letters, but could be arranged in any order you wanted.

I was just going to say the same thing.

 

[olllllo]

The panda eats shoots and leaves.
The panda eats, shoots and leaves.