Guys! Big mood breaker

[Cider123]

You know what word is very unappealing: The word crotch

If your talking sweet nothings with your lady friend, and you get into some dirty talk. Using the word "crotch" definitely kills the mood. I think there are better choices for identifying certain "areas" during foreplay.

Stay away from crotch!

 

[Sammy86]

My big mood breaker for the night...when a guy takes a joke to seriously...

I was casually joking around with my frat brother and one of his buddies from high school jumps in and takes it WAY too far and out of proportion...

Look guys when you come into a conversation listen first don't just drop right in and don't make asinine comments when you have no idea whats going on.

 

[Zuljin]

I think of a tree when hear crotch. Or a bike. Or a pair of jeans. Or crutches.

 

[passedpawn]

I'm OK with crotch. It's not the words that I get caught up with, it's the punctuation. Take for example, the simple period. Not just for stopping sentences.

 

[day_trippr]

I can't even imagine the scenario where intimate dialog would include the word "crotch". Even if I was blitzed.

The guy's an idiot. Kick 'im to the curb and move on...

Cheers!

 

[Homercidal]

"You like it when I do this to your crotch??"

Yep, you're right. It's awful.

 

[Melana]

"You like it when I do this to your crotch??"

Yep, you're right. It's awful.

Agreed.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Yep, "crotch" is a general area, Ya gotta be more specific.
Regards, GF.

 

[Homercidal]

Yep, "crotch" is a general area, Ya gotta be more specific.
Regards, GF.

Must. Fight. Urge.. to post!

 

[GarageDweller]

My big mood breaker for the night...when a guy takes a joke to seriously...

I was casually joking around with my frat brother and one of his buddies from high school jumps in and takes it WAY too far and out of proportion...

Look guys when you come into a conversation listen first don't just drop right in and don't make asinine comments when you have no idea whats going on.

so you guys were all getting into the mood before someone ruined it....cool story "bro" (frat speak) :fro:

 

[Cider123]

I was a bit loaded when I posted this, but I still hold to the concept. Crotch bad


Crotch is not to be used on a getaway weekend with your girlfriend or wife

Crotch is a word that an old man or woman uses to describe a rash they have in the doctor's office

 

[KayaBrew]

My crotch is itchy...

 

[Rhumbline]

I was a bit loaded when I posted this, but I still hold to the concept. Crotch bad


Crotch is not to be used on a getaway weekend with your girlfriend or wife

Crotch is a word that an old man or woman uses to describe a rash they have in the doctor's office

Or, in the case of Jack Nicholson's character in "As good as it gets"

"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

That's an acceptable use of the word... but I agree the word doesn't fall under the category of Sweet Nothings.

 

[Melana]

I was a bit loaded when I posted this, but I still hold to the concept. Crotch bad

Crotch is not to be used on a getaway weekend with your girlfriend or wife

Crotch is a word that an old man or woman uses to describe a rash they have in the doctor's office

Wait... You have a girlfriend and a wife?

 

[Hello]

"You like it when I do this to your crotch??"

Yep, you're right. It's awful.

I lol'ed!

Moist is a word that I don't like.

 

[Cider123]

I lol'ed!

Moist is a word that I don't like.

So moist in the crotch?

 

[Cider123]

Wait... You have a girlfriend and a wife?

Shhhh, ixnay on the irlfriendgay

 

[alane1]

Look guys when you come into a conversation listen first don't just drop right in and don't make asinine comments when you have no idea whats going on.

Sounds like sage advice.

 

[insanim8er]

grrrrreat.... all this time I could've been getting laid by hundreds of ladies, but it was my over excessive use of the word "crotch" that stopped it.

dammit! I could've used this advice long ago... Guess it's time to retire crotch and start using loins instead.

 

[max384]

This reminds me of a time a few years ago when I was having sex with my (now ex-) wife. She's moaning and talking dirty and then she moans very loudly "oh my word." I couldn't help but stop and just laugh. Her only reply was "I don't know why I said that."

 

[Melana]

grrrrreat.... all this time I could've been getting laid by hundreds of ladies, but it was my over excessive use of the word "crotch" that stopped it.

dammit! I could've used this advice long ago... Guess it's time to retire crotch and start using loins instead.

Because loins is a sexy word.

 

[insanim8er]

Because loins is a sexy word.

ya... I knew that would work

 

[day_trippr]

<slowly shakes head> Y'all ain't doin' this right a'tall...

Rookies...

Cheers!

 

[insanim8er]

<slowly shakes head> Y'all ain't doin' this right a'tall...

Rookies...

Cheers!

That's why we've resorted to home brewing. We figured getting them drunk is easier than not saying something stupid.

 

[Cider123]

I'm sorry, when I think loins, I think Beauford T. Justice. "There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. Remind me when I get home to smack your momma in the mouth."

 

[Hello]

So moist in the crotch?

I just cringed...:fro:

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I lol'ed!

Moist is a word that I don't like.

Moist is a good word. As in "Let's turn off the TV & get moist."
Say that with a thick Scottish accent & it's damned funny.
@3:32

 

[Rhumbline]

Moist is a good word. As in "Let's turn off the TV & get moist."
Say that with a thick Scottish accent & it's damned funny.
@3:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG7Z9lxgBM0

I'll admit I didn't watch the vid, but no, moist is right up there with crotch. Moist crotch illustrates the inappropriate nature of both words.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

I'll admit I didn't watch the vid, but no, moist is right up there with crotch. Moist crotch illustrates the inappropriate nature of both words.

Well, I'd use the term "wet" instead of "moist" if I were getting all hot & heavy with a lady; but just for humor, "moist" is funny.
Regards, GF.

 

[day_trippr]

"Oh baby, you're so moist!"

Nope. Doesn't work at all...

Cheers!