"Guilty" confessions of a beer enthusiast

[LTownLiquorPig]

Is green home brew because I can't make myself wait a guilty pleasure or just a rite of passage?

 

[mikeysab]

Wrong thread you blue collar *******.

I am a *******, and now I know why....smh

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

I just cried on some tax returns laughing so hard at this thread!

Is that a guilty confession?

 

[Airborneguy]

This thread sucks. Weizenwerks has disappeared back to his hovel in , Midwest.

 

[Airborneguy]

Weizenwerks gem of the day:

"Empty now. I use bright tanks, not secondaries."

 

[mikeysab]

He brites weizen beers? Guess he makes krystalweizen

 

[Airborneguy]

I think he makes shytezen-weizen.

 

[mikeysab]

Hey, thats catchy. I'm gonna name my half of our wheat beer shytezen- weizen

 

[bottlebomber]

I think something should go into the recipe forum out of this.

 

[mikeysab]

I can give you a recipe for the recipe section. Me and Airborne are brewing it up next weekend. The name is ,Midwest shytezen-weizen. I can't wait to brew it, and can't wait to drink it. I have a woody just thinking about this beer we're gonna brew. ,Midwest shytezen-weizen baby, can't freakin wait.

 

[supe_kitchen]

I know there are a lot of red beer fans around here, any fans of a few green olives in your yellow fizzy. This was a go to drink at an OTB I used to frequent.

 

[SittingDuck]

Umm, what? I am absolutely an extra olive in my martini guy, but I have never put olives in my beer. Never even heard of it, in fact.

 

[freefallfan]

You eat ****ty nitrate and sulfate infested food covered in MSG but not have a refreshing domestic every now and then and soapbox about it. On top of that drink city water. I'm down with strohs. Not only do they come in 15 packs they are the only flame brewed beer on America or at least they say they are. Next to that , when I can get my hands on it, is mich golden light. Not to mention I drink the @&" t out of pbr.

 

[SittingDuck]

You eat ****ty nitrate and sulfate infested food covered in MSG but not have a refreshing domestic every now and then and soapbox about it. On top of that drink city water. I'm down with strohs. Not only do they come in 15 packs they are the only flame brewed beer on America or at least they say they are. Next to that , when I can get my hands on it, is mich golden light. Not to mention I drink the @&" t out of pbr.

Say what now? Was that directed at me and my hot dogs? Because I have talked about drinking Genesse, Bud,Corona, PBR,Michelob Ultra, Molson, and Labatts. Not all of which are domestic I will grant you, but all are refreshing, and I am the last guy to soapbox against domestics.

I do drink city water, though. Use it to make my beer too.

 

[bottlebomber]

You eat ****ty nitrate and sulfate infested food covered in MSG but not have a refreshing domestic every now and then and soapbox about it. On top of that drink city water. I'm down with strohs. Not only do they come in 15 packs they are the only flame brewed beer on America or at least they say they are. Next to that , when I can get my hands on it, is mich golden light. Not to mention I drink the @&" t out of pbr.

Are you Wienerwerks less refined drunk brother?

 

[spearko520]

i'm glad someone still extracts BTUs from fire. think of the glare if we all used fresnel lenses... think of the glare!

 

[freefallfan]

No personal attacks. Just a general statement made after a little too much over malted home brew. Sorry if I offended anyone haha

 

[SittingDuck]

Sorry if I offended anyone haha

Not offended, just confused. Of course, I had a few myself last night so I may have been easier to confuse.

But I still love my s**ty nitrate infused processed food and city water.

 

[LTownLiquorPig]

Not offended, just confused. Of course, I had a few myself last night so I may have been easier to confuse.

But I still love my s**ty nitrate infused processed food and city water.

Quite often I'll boil my s**ty nitrate infused processed food in city water. Does Kraft Dinner count as s**ty nitrate infused processed food? In that case I do it every time I make it. Sometimes I put hotdogs in the pot with the noodles.

 

[SittingDuck]

Slice up hot dogs. Boil with spicy taken noodles. Heaven.

 

[supe_kitchen]

Seriously if you have never put sliced up lil smokies in your blue box Mac and cheese, do yourself a favor and make it tonight.

 

[Airborneguy]

Wow, I'm way worse I guess. My hot dogs get nuked or come from disgusting food carts in Manhattan!

 

[mikeysab]

Yes. Theres a cart by my job. 3 dogs and a soda for 6 smackers.

 

[liquiditynerd]

Ugh, I grabbed two dogs at the gas station cause I missed lunch. Since I was eating a crappy 2 for $3 I washed it down with a icehouse. Ghetto is as ghetto does my mom always used to say.

 

[spearko520]

i have to eat millers hot bologna that was pickled like three years ago. I don't believe it was ever hot...

 

[mountainman619]

Hot summer day.....working in the garden....cold Corona or Pacifico with a lime. Almost can't be beat. Plus I can add empty bottles to my stocks. When I look at the price of empty bottles compared to a 24 pack of Pacifico at $23+tax. I'll buy my bottles filled, thank you.

 

[unionrdr]

As a retired blue collar worker that was fortunate enough to spend 13 years at the end of my tour of duty in middle management,I gave all I could in my nearly 31 years of service. Home brewing is a far more enjoyable adventure at this point than riding heard over 18 people on my section of the assembly line. It's also more of a rumatiz medicine for all the broken bones,torn tendens,carple tunnel,etc. Stuff like that will def come back to haunt you,pop was right. This aging thing sucks.
So I can indeed appreciate what others go through to make a decent living,& maintain this great hobby. So lets concentrate more on the psoitive aspects of why we're all here.

 

[SittingDuck]

Back on topic, @mountainman: never tried pacifico. Is it basically Carona? Any good?

 

[LabRatBrewer]

I have always loved Lucky Lager with the puzzles under the cap (Rebus). Lucky Lager is:

 

[user 30639]

I enjoy the following beers (which people on here say mean things about), and I don't feel guilty about it

-Shiner bock
-Tecate
-Labatt Blue
-Coors Lite
-Lone Star