Guess what I'm building this weekend?

[shecky]

God you people are daft. It's a gerbil treadmill. Anybody can see that.

 

[Yooper]

It's a recumbant bike for handicapped terriers.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

So MNBugeater, you build that thing yet? Pics? You're killin' us here.

 

[llazy_llama]

So MNBugeater, you build that thing yet? Pics? You're killin' us here.

My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

Bugeater: Bring me back some of that instant beer powder while you're there. My stocks from April 1st are running low.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

Bugeater: Bring me back some of that instant beer powder while you're there. My stocks from April 1st are running low.

You do realize he'd have to search through the forums 8 million threads.. if the interweb is even around in the future. Depends how far he travelled. My fear is he traveled back in time. Back to the age of dinosaurs. He saw a t-rex, dropped the time machine and broke it.

Anyone know his address? If we excavated under the house we might find it.

 

[ottobrew]

My theory: He built the time machine, but ran out of headlight fluid when he reached the future and now he's stuck there.

He's only stuck until he installs his Mr. Fusion. I'm sure we'll be hearing from him any time now.

 

[Poindexter]

Looks like a really nice foot massager to me. He is probably totally blissed out in Happy Feet Land right now.

 

[JamieT]

Obviously a Chicken Broth Press... Grandma had one just like it..

 

[SchizoFilly]

This great machine, ladies and gentlemen, is a distilled water purifier.

 

[bull8042]

I am hoping it is something to clean spewed coffee off of a computer screen. Maybe he will let me borrow it since I need one after reading this thread.
I am more inclined to believe that it is some sort of penis stretcher though....... for a small farm animal.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Is it a Swedish Enhancement Pump?

 

[DrKarma]

No no no...you are all wrong. It's a bike trainer

...but where will he put the front wheel? And how the heck is he going to keep balance on that cart after drinking the home brews?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

It's a discombobulator unit. He's going to install it into his car so he can fly at warp speed though out the universe.

 

[JamieT]

High speed tortilla tenderizer...

 

[cytokine]

Ceiling mop oscillator?

 

[eschatz]

Puppy mill..........................

 

[hopsoda]

WHAT! ... NO DUCK TAPE!!! how can you build any of those things!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Maybe it's a duct tape making machine?!

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

I'm thinking maybe all these options has him thinking now what else could it be?
Thus creating the next late night infomercial for the next greatest thing I can't live without.

 

[chris1979]

yeah him and billy maze pushing the ultra poo incinerator.

 

[Munsoned]

Man... This is one thread that just keeps on giving! Prost!

You may carry on, folks...

 

[conpewter]

No no no...you are all wrong. It's a bike trainer

...but where will he put the front wheel? And how the heck is he going to keep balance on that cart after drinking the home brews?

Probably a unicycle trainer.

 

[Bjornbrewer]

It looks like something I made a while back...it seemed like a good idea at the time.

What I wouldn't give to have the ability to be able to sit normally again.

 

[Revvy]

That cart is a little too girly girl for a proper time machine chassi...Real men only use Deloreans.

 

[conpewter]

Does it protect you from wine flu?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

It's one of those cinescope things for watching pron.

 

[DrKarma]

Just had to dig this thread up again to see if anyone finally had figured out what it was....soooo many options.

 

[Joker]

Automated meat tenderizer. Type of meat depends on how mentally twisted you are.

 

[camiller]

Oscillation Overthruster, I assume he licensed the tech from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems.

 

[Bopper]

Stump grinder?