Great Movie Quotes

[rdwj]

What are your favorites? List the movie and the quote. I'll get it started with one of my favorites...

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

 

[Ryanh1801]

"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim.It is your evil that will be sought by us.With every breath, we shall hunt them down.Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever god you wish.And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

The boondock saints.

 

[dblvsn]

It's been done.
http://homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=19996&highlight=movie

But I'm always for a refresher thread.

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." --Airplane

 

[rdwj]

It's been done.
http://homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=19996&highlight=movie

But I'm always for a refresher thread.

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." --Airplane

You know what they say, there is nothing new under the sun. Here is another...

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Evan!]

Not a movie quote, but it's been stuck in my head all weekend. From Family Guy...Stewie's getting a hot new babysitter, and he's sitting in front of the mirror acting out a hypothetical scene...he stuffs a bottle down the front of his diaper and...

Oh, hey Liddane. Hey, what's going on? How are you? Yeah, oh it's just me, Stewie, just being myself, ah yeah. Oh, oh well this here? Oh, it's just my package, yeah just ah just ah my package, God delivered it, I signed for it, the world keeps on spinnin', yeah.

:rockin:

 

[dblvsn]

No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of **** out the window. -- Office Space :rockin:

 

[Travis KilPatrick]

too many great quotes to choose from...i gues i'll start with this one--


Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"
"Empire."
Blasphemy.
"Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.


--Clerks

 

[rdwj]

Kingpin -

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

 

[Drunkensatyr]

Jackie Brown

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitutes.

 

[Ryanh1801]

Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

Dodge ball

 

[Brewtopia]

From Casablanca
Rick - We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.

Ilsa - And I said I will never leave you.

Rick - And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world. Some day you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid.

The greatest film ever made!

 

[98EXL]

Oh, and there is two o's in Goose

10 characters

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

[/quote]Oh, and Dude, Chinamen is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian-American, please.[/quote]

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

True Romance

 

[Craig5_12]

Movie: 300
"..It's just an eye...the Lord saw fit to give me a spare"

What a freakin cool movie, Frank Miller rocks.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Dodge ball

"If you can dodge a ball, then you can dodge a wrench"

"this is like watching 2 ******* try to f**k a doorknob"

 

[AGBrewer]

"That's what I love about junior high girls, they get older and I stay the same age"

 

[Rhoobarb]

Two of my favorites:

David: "You know how I know you're gay?"
Cal: "How?"
David: "You like Coldplay."
--The 40 Year Old Virgin

Cop: "What did the pyjamas look like?"
Nathan Arizona, Sr.: "I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas'n sh*t on 'em!"
-- Raising Arizona

 

[Ryanh1801]

Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more ******* time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?

Pulp Fiction.

 

[Drunkensatyr]

Shawn Of The Dead

You've got red on ya.

 

[Mutilated1]

"Say Hello To My Little Friend!" - Scarface

 

[Barley-Davidson]

Don't know why this always cracks me up, but I think it's hysterical.

From Pulp Fiction, when Butch gets back to the motel after not throwing the fight.

Fabienne: "Hard day at the office?"
Butch: "Pretty hard. I got into a fight"

 

[Evan!]

A couple classics from Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f@ggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pu$$y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pu$$y, and have brought your two small mincey f@ggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pu$$y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*ck off!

and...

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt ... me.

 

[BierMuncher]

A couple classics from Snatch:



and...

I love that movie. That and the other one by that crew..."Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"

 

[the_bird]

Pulp Fiction is nothing BUT a collection of ingredible quotes....

The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?

Pumpkin: What?

Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?

Pumpkin: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

 

[Evan!]

I love that movie. That and the other one by that crew..."Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"

word...Lock, Stock is damn fine. They're both so well done, especially the dialogue.

 

[user 574]

Not great quotes, but more like scary.

He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?!

I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!

Deliverance

 

[c.n.budz]

Wanna make $13 the hard way?

We just bought land next to the Great Wall, on the good side.

We've got a pool and a pond... pond's good for you...

-Caddyshack

and a bonus Rodney Dangerfield quote:

You don't lie to me son, you lie to girls

-Back to School

 

[Nate]

You gotta luv Pulp Fiction... this is pretty funny.

 

[charleyromeo]

"All you mother****ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *******. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then all you mother****s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." (Jay from JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK)