GOOD on Netflix STREAMING?

[Mongrel]

Tucker and Dale and Shaun OT Dead are 2 of the best movies ever made.

Disagree with either, and I will be polite, but I will know how little your opinion is worth.

I haven't been able to type a polite response, so I will quote yours.

edit - ok, that didn't help, I still want to cut off his bowling fingers...

 

[Accidic]

I don't bowl so...

And no hoppy, I don't remember any specific negatives other than Tudyk being highly underutilized and the other guy sucking.

Changing gears... Who the hell sticks to 50 characters? And my oldest daughter liked watching The Neverending Story but it was kind of disturbing because she tended to rewind and watch the horse dying over and over again.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I follow the dead horse on twitter.....what was his name????NO GOOGLE.....#artax

 

[hunter_le five]

Artax always infuriated me as a child. "Fight against the Sadness, Artax. Please, you’re letting the Sadness of the Swamps get to you. You have to try. You have to care. For me. You’re my friend. I love you. STOP BEING SAD, YOU DUMB HORSE. YOU'RE IN THE SWAMP OF SADNESS. IF YOU KEEP BEING SAD YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, M***** F*****. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??? NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU'RE TOO DAMN DEPRESSING. JUST F****** SINK ALREADY."

In hindsight, I'm pretty sure child-me single handedly killed Artax....

 

[cheezydemon3]

Turns out Artax didn't speak English.

He thought the kid was telling about a dead kitten and became really depressed....that and the terrifying fact that he was about to drown in mud.

BACK OT.....

"Well Howdy doo Officer! Are we glad to see you! There we were, just doing some chores around the house, when COLLEGE KIDS start killin themselves all over my property!"

Best line ever in a movie.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I agree, best movie line ever. Some one liners in Fletch are up there too. I won't get into those. I have work to do today.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Artax just tweeted about it....

"As depressed as I was about the kitten and the mud, TandD vs EVIL lifted me right out of my depression and sent me SKYROCKETING back out of the swamp. That is how that kid rode me at the end of the movie, duh.

 

[Pyg]

Fringe!!!

 

[PRE66_6TART]

"Well Howdy doo Officer! Are we glad to see you! There we were, just doing some chores around the house, when COLLEGE KIDS start killin themselves all over my property!"



Best line ever in a movie.

Pretty sure I've seen you say that "I kick ass for the Lord!" is the best line in a movie ever.

Well, which is it?

 

[hunter_le five]

Pretty sure I've seen you say that "I kick ass for the Lord!" is the best line in a movie ever.

Well, which is it?

Finally, someone who's got the cajones to ask the REAL questions.

*brandishes torch and pitchfork*

Cheezy, you've been called out. What do you have to say for yourself, you fickle flip-flopper????

 

[Accidic]

Pretty sure I've seen you say that "I kick ass for the Lord!" is the best line in a movie ever.

Well, which is it?

I think it depends on his tastes of the day. I sympathize. To this day I find myself to occasionally giggling gleefully when flipping through the channels coming across "Coming to America" to hear "The Royal Penis is clean your highness..."

 

[cheezydemon3]

"I kick ass for the lord!!!!"

Half of you couldn't name the movie.

That is a classic to be sure....................

But T and D vs E is LITTLERED with them.....

"Now Dale, when you see a half naked college girl, you do NOT call out my name!!!"


"Heh he heh, NICE COOLER!"

"COLLEGE KIDS!!!"

"Man am I glad I ain't Hung like a bear!!"

While Dead Alive has just that one.

It is easy to give the lone statement importance, merely because it comes from an awesome movie almost devoid of dialogue.

The only other possibilities come from the Wellington Ladies Welfare League's president's husband.....but "What we need is another war!!!" and "Nice and creamy! Just the way I likes it!!" are hardly noteworthy.

Dale's joking recitation of the most ridiculous thing he can think of to say to a cop, and then subsequent usage of said statement in the absence of a better one, are truly classic.

Granted I spoke in haste. If pressed, even better statements would eventually surface, but NOT in better movies.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

What about:

"your mom ate my dog!"
"Not all of it"

Btw, have you seen Redneck Zombies? One if my favorites. Sadly it's not streaming on Netflix, though.

 

[Accidic]

"I kick ass for the lord!!!!"

Half of you couldn't name the movie.

That is a classic to be sure....................

But T and D vs E is LITTLERED with them.....

"Now Dale, when you see a half naked college girl, you do NOT call out my name!!!"


"Heh he heh, NICE COOLER!"

"COLLEGE KIDS!!!"

"Man am I glad I ain't Hung like a bear!!"

While Dead Alive has just that one.

It is easy to give the lone statement importance, merely because it comes from an awesome movie almost devoid of dialogue.

The only other possibilities come from the Wellington Ladies Welfare League's president's husband.....but "What we need is another war!!!" and "Nice and creamy! Just the way I likes it!!" are hardly noteworthy.

Dale's joking recitation of the most ridiculous thing he can think of to say to a cop, and then subsequent usage of said statement in the absence of a better one, are truly classic.

Granted I spoke in haste. If pressed, even better statements would eventually surface, but NOT in better movies.

Half the people who haven't read you prior posts might not could name it. But since you asked it, it kind of gives away the movie title (not to mention the slip lower in the post). And just for giggles given the above discussion and if memory serves, the quote was recycled in True Blood.

I also find your lack of faith disturbing...

 

[Mongrel]

While Dead Alive has just that one.

"That's my mother you're pissing on."

"Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"

"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys. The natives use them in black magic rituals. Don't ask me how, probably suck the blood of virgins, eh, eh?"

"What do you want? You're not from ze immigration. I told you people I lost my bloody papers ok. My family left Latvia during the occupation. Ve vere hunted like dogs!"

 

[cheezydemon3]

Touche mongrel, lol.

 

[PRE66_6TART]

If pressed, even better statements would eventually surface, but NOT in better movies.

Challenge accepted!

"You guys, I can't feel my balls!"

"Fudge, Packer?"

"You don't think we are Indians? Look at all these teepees we have. Because we are ... Indians!"

"Wait a minute, you wouldn't even eat your shoes."
"Well yeah, but you put your feet in shoes."

"Wait, you're cutting into his butt."
"Well what kind of piece do you want?"
"Well not butt!"

"So cold ... can't move ... can't feel ... can't make complete sentences..."

"I'll go. You guys watch the fire. And nobody eat anybody."

"Probably the most important thing is, when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "alright," because it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"I kick ass for the lord!!!!"

Half of you couldn't name the movie.

That is a classic to be sure....................

But T and D vs E is LITTLERED with them.....

"Now Dale, when you see a half naked college girl, you do NOT call out my name!!!"


"Heh he heh, NICE COOLER!"

"COLLEGE KIDS!!!"

"Man am I glad I ain't Hung like a bear!!"

While Dead Alive has just that one.

It is easy to give the lone statement importance, merely because it comes from an awesome movie almost devoid of dialogue.

The only other possibilities come from the Wellington Ladies Welfare League's president's husband.....but "What we need is another war!!!" and "Nice and creamy! Just the way I likes it!!" are hardly noteworthy.

Dale's joking recitation of the most ridiculous thing he can think of to say to a cop, and then subsequent usage of said statement in the absence of a better one, are truly classic.

Granted I spoke in haste. If pressed, even better statements would eventually surface, but NOT in better movies.

I'm part of the other half then. as far as I know, it still holds the record for the most fake blood ever used in a movie. the lawnmower scene was to die for. (see what I did there?)

 

[cheezydemon3]

Challenge accepted!

"You guys, I can't feel my balls!"

"Fudge, Packer?"

"You don't think we are Indians? Look at all these teepees we have. Because we are ... Indians!"

"Wait a minute, you wouldn't even eat your shoes."
"Well yeah, but you put your feet in shoes."

"Wait, you're cutting into his butt."
"Well what kind of price do you want?"
"Well not butt!"

"So cold ... can't move ... can't feel ... can't make complete sentences..."

"I'll go. You guys watch the fire. And nobody eat anybody."

"Probably the most important thing is, when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "alright," because it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse."

"Lets build a snowman!"

 

[FermentusMaximus]

Speaking of Cannibal the Musical, Troma just turned 40!? Man they've been showing up the mega conglomerates for a long time now.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"You are a good looking man, more or less"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Is that your blood? No, no it's college kid blood.

Some kid just hucked himself into the wood chipper. Think it was one of those college kids.

Such an epic movie!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dale: all of this would have never happened if we hadn't gone fishin

Tucker: that's not even an option!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, someone'd end up dead

 

[Mongrel]

Touche mongrel, lol.

Dead Alive hold a special place in my heart. I was living in NYC when it hit the theaters. An ambling group of zombies convinced me and the roommates to rush to a noon opening day screening in the East Village. We loved it so much that we got right back in line and bought tickets to the following screening. Only movie I've ever done that for.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Dead Alive hold a special place in my heart. I was living in NYC when it hit the theaters. An ambling group of zombies convinced me and the roommates to rush to a noon opening day screening in the East Village. We loved it so much that we got right back in line and bought tickets to the following screening. Only movie I've ever done that for.

Don't get me wrong! I love it too.

We weren't discussing which movie is better though. Just the best line.

 

[FermentusMaximus]

It doesn't get much better than a guy jumping into scene screaming, "I kick ass for The Lord!"

I miss the early days of Peter Jackson...


"GOOD ONE!!!!"

 

[Mongrel]

I miss the early days of Peter Jackson...

I really need to watch Meet the Feebles again.

 

[Accidic]

I'm part of the other half then. as far as I know, it still holds the record for the most fake blood ever used in a movie. the lawnmower scene was to die for. (see what I did there?)

Pretty sure that record was obliterated, burned, and then the ashes defecated upon. It's a shame the new record holding movie was weak...

 

[PRE66_6TART]

Speaking of Cannibal the Musical, Troma just turned 40!? Man they've been showing up the mega conglomerates for a long time now.

I didn't even realize that both the movies I just mentioned were Troma.

Btw, Cannibal the Musical IS streaming on netflix, and Redneck Zombies is on youtube, in case anyone's interested.