Haha, I hear you. I did a search to pull some good lawnmower beer recipes and this thread intrigued me so thought I'd take a shot at replying. Think I'm going to try that one but just use corn, no flaked barley.
I also could not find Yooper's recipes. I wonder if that is a feature they have since took away since this thread is older...
I just created such a recipe by accident, and it is dead simple.
Use a really pale base malt, pilsener or if you can get use Heidelberg. Any two row pale should do fine too.
Mash at 64 Celsius for an hour, try to hit 1.04 to 1.045 og.
Then boil for an hour without any hops and add 1.5g centennial per liter beer at flame out. Don't chIll it, let it cool down over night by itself.
Next day remove the hops, or let them in, however you like it, and pitch mangrove jack new world strong ale. I am pretty sure that us05 would also do very well.
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You can dry hop but I really recommend trying it without first.
This beer is really nice. Give it a good pilsener like carbonation and you will love it. It is a really balanced beer in between hoppy and maltiness, I love it.