Good DARK stout names

[david_42]

Black Hole Stout. Even have a name plate for the tap.

Or if you are of Russian descent: Collapsed sub-stellar object stout.

 

[bobbrews]

When all else fails, go with a Led Zeppelin theme (or riffs on it):

Black Dog
Black Mountain Side
Black Country Woman
Whole Lotta Stout
Nobody's Stout But Mine
Stairway to Hell

And I know this doesn't apply here, but I've always loved "No Quarter Porter".

 

[edmanster]

Pitch Black

 

[muhteeus]

To quote Dave Chappelle: Evil, Black Magic Mutha****a

 

[Faub007]

Nubian Queen

 

[malc]

Black Blood of the Earth
Gotta love "Big Trouble in Little China."

 

[weirdboy]

Black Blood of the Earth
Gotta love "Big Trouble in Little China."

You mean oil?

 

[ArrogantDusty]

Literary references huh? Here's an okay one that came to mind when I was trying to think of names.

It's a play on Robert Frost's "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening"

"The Stout is lovely, dark and deep"

Not great but I've had a few stouts tonight already.

 

[ArrogantDusty]

My favorite stout name is "Oil Change Stout"

A brewpub in Columbia, MO brews it and it is amazing. Stop by Flat Branch if you are ever in town for a Mizzou game or anything.

 

[KOELSCHKING]

For the xxx movie afficianado:

Mandingo's Taint Stout

 

[sfrisby]

You mean oil?

He means "Black blood of the earth!"

God that's a classic!

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Ive never been so tempted to high jack. We need a favorite BTiLC quote thread!

 

[malc]

You mean oil?

I mean black blood of the earth

 

[sonofgrok]

He means "Black blood of the earth!"

God that's a classic!

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Ive never been so tempted to high jack. We need a favorite BTiLC quote thread!

I actually watched it two nights ago. Pork chop express FTW!

Oh and mine is... mine is "Dark Abyss Stout" a modification of Yooper's stout recipe. Its delicious.

 

[kinison_fan]

I call mine "Meconium Oatmeal Stout" if you don't know what meconium is you're probably not a parent.

That's a sh!tty name!

 

[robfar]

Black Hole

 

[sfrisby]

I actually watched it two nights ago. Pork chop express FTW!

Oh that settles it. I HAVE to add some pork chops to a mash! Greatest stout name ever!

 

[bwirthlin]

That's a sh!tty name!

HAHAHAHAHA! That's what everyone keeps telling me!

 

[sfrisby]

Wait for it....

Pork Chop Expresso Stout!

Hey, the thread is stout names, not tasty recipes!

 

[BradleyBrew]

Gotta go with Dexter and his "Dark Passenger"

 

[ajbram]

Tarbender

 

[bobbrews]

Twilight Sepulcher (Skyrim reference)
Smoke Monster (Lost reference)
Dim Shady (Eminem reference)
Darkness, Imprisoning Me (Metallica reference)
Heart of Darkness
Army of Darkness
Dark Matter
Black Mamba
Black Magic
Black Betty
Black Widow
Black Unicorn
Supermassive Black Hole
Pan's Shadow
Sinister Stout

 

[two_hearted]

I tend to go with fly fishing references.

Sex dungeon stout
psycho spawn stout
sculpin stout
slackwater stout

 

[ArrogantDusty]

Twilight Sepulcher (Skyrim reference)
Smoke Monster (Lost reference)
Dim Shady (Eminem reference)
Darkness, Imprisoning Me (Metallica reference)
Heart of Darkness
Army of Darkness
Dark Matter
Black Mamba
Black Magic
Black Betty
Black Widow
Black Unicorn
Supermassive Black Hole
Pan's Shadow
Sinister Stout

I love the Skyrim reference!

 

[iambeer]

Movie References:

The Dark Stout Rises
Men In Stout
Curse of the Black Pearl Stout
Meet Joe Stout
Stouty Darko
Black Dahlia Stout
Shadow of a Stout

 

[cheezydemon3]

I tend to go with fly fishing references.

Sex dungeon stout

.....maybe there is an aspect to flyfishing that I am unaware of.......

 

[Whippy]

From "Coming to America":

Sexual Chocolate

 

[malc]

From "Coming to America":

Sexual Chocolate

Love it!
"from the what's goin' down episode of "That's My Mamma!"

 

[brigbrew]

Pass Stout.

 

[brentt03]

Thread revive??

 

[zenenviro]

Charlie Murphy