Gifts for teachers? Why?

[uglygoat]

into the sause early tonight eh guys?

 

[DeathBrewer]

i had a teachers ass in middle school that had HUGE knockers. she wore shirts that would show them if she bent over, so that was always a goal. you'd get her to your desk with a question and then peer down her shirt while she leaned over. the only bad part was that she had terrible breath, so you had to deal with that while you got your glimpse.

i also had a teacher (a dude) in high school that was really creepy. he would always would put his hand over yours on the mouse and move it around while he exhaled his foul breath over your shoulder and into your face. i kept a stick of gum in my shirt pocket so i could offer it to him on those occasions. he never took it and i wonder if he actually knew what i was doing. what a *******.

i think brushing your teeth twice per schoolday should be mandatory for all teachers. oh, and big knockers, too.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

And your point is .......................?

Heeeeeey now. Watch where your pointing that thing.

 

[flyangler18]

And your point is .......................?

See here. That is all.

 

[shecky]

See here. That is all.

Jeez, and I was so nice about your beer.
You are dead to me.

 

[flyangler18]

Jeez, and I was so nice about your beer.
You are dead to me.

10 chars.

 

[eschatz]

and big knockers, too.

SWMBO definately complies with your mandatory teaching strategy.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

SWMBO definately complies with your mandatory teaching strategy.

Fight Club close-ups or your FOS.

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Fight Club close-ups or your FOS.

Yea, what he said!

 

[NJTomatoguy]

into the sause early tonight eh guys?

Getting ready for tomorrow. Gotta make sure all the beer is ok.

 

[eschatz]

There's no way she'd go for it... unless she didn't know she was going for it... When you see the glory and she sh!tcans me I'm sleeping on your couch and I'll need space in the kegerator to keep my pipeline going.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

My daughter is very attractive and has biggish knockers. I'm assuming this is why she is a popular teacher's ass.

Man, How low can I get. I need a shower, but I know I won't get clean.

 

[shecky]

There's no way she'd go for it... unless she didn't know she was going for it... When you see the glory and she sh!tcans me I'm sleeping on your couch and I'll need space in the kegerator to keep my pipeline going.

For pics like that, I would gladly put a couch on my porch for you to use.

My daughter is very attractive and has biggish knockers. I'm assuming this is why she is a popular teacher's ass.

Man, How low can I get. I need a shower, but I know I won't get clean.

OMFG. Just OMFG.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OMFG. Just OMFG.

It's OK, I'm an atheist. No hell for me!......Unless it's full of hot nuns, in which case, I BELIEVE!!!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

There's no way she'd go for it... unless she didn't know she was going for it... When you see the glory and she sh!tcans me I'm sleeping on your couch and I'll need space in the kegerator to keep my pipeline going.

Never said she had to be awake for the proof.

 

[DeathBrewer]

My daughter is very attractive and has biggish knockers. I'm assuming this is why she is a popular teacher's ass.

Man, How low can I get. I need a shower, but I know I won't get clean.

so...we gonna all meet for that beer later?

 

[Teddypower]

My wife has been teaching kindergarten for 10 years mostly at the poorer schools in the area. We have enough coffee cups from there to last a lifetime. 2 years ago she moves to the more well off school and at the end of the year receives a $300 gift certificate to a fancy shmancy hot spring/hotel for the family to use. So, yes I am all for gifts for teachers!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

It's OK, I'm an atheist. No hell for me!......Unless it's full of hot nuns, in which case, I BELIEVE!!!

That's okay. I think your daughter is hot too.

 

[shecky]

I recall that pic of Gnome's daughter that he posted. Just let me say, hummina, hummina, vroom, vroom.

That's OK for me to say, too. I'm a Christian. I'll gladly go to hell for it. If God didn't want me to look at them, he shouldn't have put them here.

 

[eschatz]

Never said she had to be awake for the proof.

That's true. I'm not so concerned about the sleeping space. I'm just worried about the beers in my kegerator.

 

[DeathBrewer]

i wanna see

 

[eschatz]

That's okay. I think your daughter is hot too.

She's not very Gnomish. I'm thinking the milkman or possibly local brewmaster is to blame....

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

That's okay. I think your daughter is hot too.

LMAO!! If that's my daughter, them I am definitely going to hell for sporting a chubby!!





Hold on....That ain't someone else's daughter on this forum is it?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

LMAO!! If that's my daughter, them I am definitely going to hell for sporting a chubby!!





Hold on....That ain't someone else's daughter on this forum is it?

MMMMMMM. Topenga Gnome Invisible

 

[eschatz]

MMMMMMM. Topenga Gnome Invisible

I just realized who that is.... what a tent pitcher!:rockin:

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I just realized who that is.... what a tent pitcher!:rockin:

They grow up fast don't they?

 

[shecky]

Boy Meets World ...... of woodies.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'm not sure this pic has been posted enough yet.

 

[shecky]

I'm not sure this pic has been posted enough yet.

You need to post that pic of your daughter again. I've been searching and can't find it. I remember the eyes, though.

No, I'm not stalking her. Yet.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Yup. And then there Winnie Cooper too.

The years have been Wonder-ful.