Futurama Beer Names!

[two_hearted]

How Hermes Requisitioned His Gruit Back

Yes.

 

[Valcarde]

I've always wanted to make a batch of Klein's Beer. It'd take forever to bottle though.

PICARD, I need you!

 

[RedGuitar]

Poppler Porter (or Pilsner)
WereCar Wheat

 

[dorklord]

If you're going to make a panty dropper, it has to be called Death by Snoo Snoo.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

My contribution:

Soylent Ale: 100% Earthican (Style and taste vary from person to person).

 

[skibb]

AWESOME thread!!!
Top few for me so far imo...

How Hermes Requisitioned His Gruit Back

Leela's One IPA

The Crushinator IIPA

a few of mine..

1000 Millidooms RIS
A Tale of Two Santa's Winter Ale

 

[shawnbou]

There are some brilliant ones here already, but I'll suggest a few more:

Elzar's Spice Weasel Witbier

Hedonism Bot Deliciously Decadent Golden Ale (with added grape must)

Djambi Juice

Hermes Conrad's Caribbean Draino (Red Stripe clone with jerked prunes)

Crocodylus Pontifex Abbey Ale (brought to you by: thuuuhhhh Space Pope!)

 

[bierhaus15]

Hedonism Bot Deliciously Decadent Golden Ale (with added grape must)

Winner! That's a good one.

 

[dorklord]

Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Fuel (Or, if you want, you could make an Extra Special Robot Fuel)

 

[Homercidal]

This thread is brilliant! I've laughed over so many of them.

How about Wernstrom's KillBock?

 

[FromZwolle]

beezlebot's robot helles.

 

[Fatcougar]

Shiny Metal A$$ Amber....?

 

[beeber]

Brain Slug Barleywine

Nibbler's Doo Doo Black IPA

Mom's Mild

Dr. Zoidberg Double IPA

Leela's One Eyed Trout Stout

Hopzappa Brannigan

Farnsworth Farmhouse Ale

(Morbo) Annihilator Doppelbock

Barbados Slim Golden Belgian Ale

Hermes Limbo Lager

Officer URL Cosmic Ale

Wernstrom Wheat

Crushinator Eisbock

Evil Twin Flexo Dark Ale

Hyperchicken Helles

 

[mack25]

best thread ever.
how about a double-reference to the best episode (IMO)

Tricky-Dick's Fun buck Coffee Porter.

"Why is my cup shaking? I don't want my coffee porter shaking!"

 

[B0rnFrustr8ed]

Bender's Big Pour

Dopplebot Devil (Robot Devil)

Robot Helles (Robot Hell)

Robot Fuel (beer)

 

[B0rnFrustr8ed]

Ale My Circuits (All my circuits)

 

[MaxSpang]

I thought of the tagline for all these beers:

YOU DRANK IT - YOU CAN'T UNDRINK IT!


The Beast With A Billion Bock (a huge Doppelbock)

Scruffy's Mop Water

The What-If Machine (have it be some crazy beer that isn't within a style)

The Fry Hole (then make a slightly bigger beer called The Hawking Hole)

Suicide Booth - a crazy blended beer (like a suicide at a soda fountain when you mix all the flavors together)

Benderbier - like "Kinderbier", a low-alcohol beer

New New England Oyster Stout

Bite My Shiny Metal Ale

Jurassic Bark (something oak-aged)

Hair of Seymour (a play on Hair of the Dog)

Targo's Executive Extract (can you make pink beer?)

Molten Boron (Nobody Doesn't Like Molten Boron!)

 

[MaxSpang]

BBR - a play on PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon), except the BBR stands for Bender Bending Rodriguez. It could be a light lager.


Lrrr's lgrrr - (Lrrr's Lager. Or just call it Lgrrr)

 

[stubbornman]

Morbo's Puny Human Pale Ale!!1

 

[BrewThruYou]

Robot House! Pale Ale

 

[Boy]

Can't believe no one's mentioned Pabst Blue Robot.
Baby wants a Zima

Farnsworth's Flanders
Fear of a Bot Barleywine
Brannigan's Best Bitter
The Velour Fog
Wong's Wit(with the property of Wong Brand on the label)
Suicide Booth Belgian Strong
Fry's 300 coffee stout
Antiquing Old Ale
Mom's sick to my ass Ale
Orphanarium Braggot

 

[mack25]

This is too much fun...

Precious Ambergris (amber ale)
Boneitis Barleywine
10:15 to Nutley Brown Ale

 

[BenjaminBier]

Oh Man, my first thought also went to

Nibbler's Dark Matter Stout Dry Stout
Zoidberg's Inky IPA Black IPA
Amy's Martian 'Guh!' Graff Brandon O's Graff

There's also the In-Universe beer you could copy:
Benderbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer

 

[Mischief_Brewing]

Bender's Big Sour

 

[Hellfish76]

Robot Santa's Naughty Winter Ale
Mars University Red
Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil (a super dark Porter or Stout)

 

[mpruett]

(morbo) annihilator doppelbock

it will destroy you!!!

(damn thing won't let me do all-caps!)

 

[Dr. Francois]

Walt, Larry and Igner's Tripel Slap

 

[JuanKenobi]

10:15 to Nutley Brown Ale

Bravo!

Greatest thread ever.

The One Commandment
Gravitons and Graviolies
The Farnsworth ParaBock
Dr. Flim Flam's Miracle Cream Ale

 

[two_hearted]

The Horrible Gelatinous Blob is when your beer gets infected

 

[JuanKenobi]

Crocodylus Pontifex Abbey Ale (brought to you by: thuuuhhhh Space Pope!)

May have to steal this one. I've been looking for a name for my Dubbel.

 

[mack25]

10:15 to Nutley Brown Ale

Bravo!

Yeah, I think the brown ale in my primary just got named.