Funny things you've overheard about beer

[m00ps]

2nd place spelling bee here because I spelled 'vacume'.. never again.

To be fair, thats a tough word to spell. Even for 34 year old

 

[TheCADJockey]

To be fair, thats a tough word to spell. Even for 34 year old

I'm not that old.. but I agree. The only reason I can spell beautiful correctly is because of Jim Carrey.

 

[m00ps]

I figured the chances were not too bad but wouldve been sweet if I got it right

 

[gometz]

I wouldn't put it past OB to have done that on purpose. Read all their cans, lots of goofy one-line type stuff going on. I'm thinking 'gold metal' because it's in a gold metal can.

Guess I never noticed. Now I look stupid.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Not exactly on topic, but funny and beer related:

Today, St. Paddy's Day, a buddy of mine sent me a picture of crabbie's ginger beer, with the caption of "Festive: Straight from Scotland!"

 

[n240sxguy]

Overheard at a local pizza place (with a kickass beer list):
Guy: "What's this beer? Strong season? What's a strong season?"
Waitress: "That's a strong saison."
Guy: "Oh. What's a strong saison?"

My wife [to me, just out of earshot]: "Can you believe that guy? 'Strong season.' A strong season is when you finish 3 games out of the division lead and win the wild card, but your goalie gets injured and you get eliminated in the first round. A strong saison is a high abv beer made with a low-floc Belgian yeast that produces fruity or spicy esters. Duh."

That's why I married her.

Wow! Good for you. That's a keeper!

 

[unionrdr]

Not exactly on topic, but funny and beer related:

Today, St. Paddy's Day, a buddy of mine sent me a picture of crabbie's ginger beer, with the caption of "Festive: Straight from Scotland!"

Crabbie's was pretty good. I like the old school pop top bottles too!

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Crabbie's was pretty good. I like the old school pop top bottles too!

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I do enjoy crabbie's, but I could not get him to understand that Scottish things aren't festive for st pattys day...

 

[soccerdad]

One of those 'memory tricks' always helps.

Erin goes bra-less does not equal Douglas wears no u-trou.

 

[Wolfdust]

Overheard at a local pizza place (with a kickass beer list):
Guy: "What's this beer? Strong season? What's a strong season?"
Waitress: "That's a strong saison."
Guy: "Oh. What's a strong saison?"

My wife [to me, just out of earshot]: "Can you believe that guy? 'Strong season.' A strong season is when you finish 3 games out of the division lead and win the wild card, but your goalie gets injured and you get eliminated in the first round. A strong saison is a high abv beer made with a low-floc Belgian yeast that produces fruity or spicy esters. Duh."

That's why I married her.

That's awesome

 

[Psylocide]

Da fuq is that?

 

[GrogNerd]

just realized I have 9 bottle openers on my desk here in my home office.

where I've never had a beer

guess that's not really a funny about beer, just a slightly humorous (to me) situational observation

 

[jimdkc]

guess that's not really a funny about beer, just a slightly humorous (to me) situational observation

It's more on-topic than 95% of the content of this thread!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Saw this yesterday.

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[Jwin]

Saw this yesterday.

So they made budweiser less of a beer?

But how do you attract the hipster deer?
Nm, I see
It's a feed blend

 

[hunter_le five]

Saw this yesterday.

Okay, so who wants to be the guinea pig that tries to make beer out of that?

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Noticed that there's no hops in it too. Wonder what kind of yeast the deer like?

 

[GrogNerd]

10 Things To Do With Leftover Beer

"leftover. beer."

I recognize the words as belonging to the English language and understand their definitions, but the way they're put side-by-side like that makes absolutely no sense to me

 

[unionrdr]

Reads more like something Bambo would use as human attractant in Deer Avenger!...

 

[m00ps]

10 Things To Do With Leftover Beer

"leftover. beer."

I recognize the words as belonging to the English language and understand their definitions, but the way they're put side-by-side like that makes absolutely no sense to me

Makes sense to me.
Cycling magazine = Lance Armstrong = Michelob Ultra

I could definitely have leftovers of that

 

[GrogNerd]

did have a Harp from my 50th birthday party (3 years go) and that went into the crockpot with this year's St Patrick's Day corned beef and cabbage

but that wasn't "leftover" beer. just beer I hadn't drunk yet

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Not exactly overheard, but funny nonetheless.

 

[user 19629]

"You like those dark beers, I like ales"

 

[drainbamage]

"This beer is too sour for me...must have too much Berliner hops in it."

 

[Roman1776]

The SWMBO and I went up north to a micro brewery that has a bent canoe paddle as its logo. All sorts of hipsters sitting around with suspenders and shaved sides of their heads drinking beer and having a good time.

Us old people walk in and and wait in line to get a couple of flights along with Nitro samples. The two hipsters behind us are talking about their selections, "Man, that last Nitro Cold Press Stout really woke me up, who knew that nitrous oxide could do that? Last time I had a cavity filled, they had me huff the stuff and I feel asleep."

My loving German (AKA, no filter) wife spun around and said, "I think you confused Nitrogen with Nitrous Oxide and I think its the coffee that woke you up last time you had it, not the nitro."

Blank look, slowly realizing his mistake, his eyes open really wide and says, "Really? The dentist used coffee to put me to sleep?

My wife just turned around and said, "God, just get me a beer, please?!?"

Was this in Duluth mn.?

 

[joshesmusica]

#quotingfailing

 

[hobomoto]

I was talking beer with the guy working at my LHBS the other day and he told me he had a 7 year old Stone IPA side by side with a fresh one and told me how crazy it was that Stone makes their IPA so much hoppier now and it used to be very malty actually....

I was asking all kinds of IPA brewing advice just before hand and I kind of disregarded most of it after that comment haha...

 

[hooterjbrew]

Saw this yesterday.

Y wouldn't deer want some malty brew!

 

[Firewalker11]

The SWMBO and I went up north to a micro brewery that has a bent canoe paddle as its logo. All sorts of hipsters sitting around with suspenders and shaved sides of their heads drinking beer and having a good time.

Us old people walk in and and wait in line to get a couple of flights along with Nitro samples. The two hipsters behind us are talking about their selections, "Man, that last Nitro Cold Press Stout really woke me up, who knew that nitrous oxide could do that? Last time I had a cavity filled, they had me huff the stuff and I feel asleep."

My loving German (AKA, no filter) wife spun around and said, "I think you confused Nitrogen with Nitrous Oxide and I think its the coffee that woke you up last time you had it, not the nitro."

Blank look, slowly realizing his mistake, his eyes open really wide and says, "Really? The dentist used coffee to put me to sleep?

My wife just turned around and said, "God, just get me a beer, please?!?"

Was this in Duluth mn.?

Indeed, are YOU the Hipster?

 

[chisena]

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