Funny things you've overheard about beer

[MagicRat]

sweet! add another one to the list for next week, thanks!!

The neighborhood is not the best, but I've never heard of any incidents involving the store or customers.
If they're still on tap, I recommend the Whiteout IPA or the Fragmented Porter.

 

[beernbourbon]

The neighborhood is not the best, but I've never heard of any incidents involving the store or customers.
If they're still on tap, I recommend the Whiteout IPA or the Fragmented Porter.

Thanks....neighborhoods don't bother me usually, plus sis and BIL live down that way and will keep me out of the areas where I might likely have an issue, being a non-resident, therefore non carry.
I'm sure I'll try quite a few there, and Cigar City, and........

Sorry all ....back to the regularly scheduled lately unfunny funny.....

 

[Renegades_Brew]

 

[unionrdr]

^^You know you've had enough when...^^

 

[Genghis]

Stuck the landing. I'll give it a 10.

 

[beernbourbon]

YAY!!!! We brought back the funny!!!!!

 

[TheCADJockey]

The computer at work hates gifs, so it loaded at 1995 speed which made that beersplosion look ultra epic.

 

[1977Brewer]

The computer at work hates gifs, so it loaded at 1995 speed which made that beersplosion look ultra epic.

Same here. Slow mo beersplosion. Awesome.

 

[worlddivides]

The first time it played for me it was in super slow motion and looked super epic for me too (now it's at normal speed). Is that an ATM? The dude was opening a beer at the ATM? That's dedication right there.

 

[Pyg]

The first time it played for me it was in super slow motion and looked super epic for me too (now it's at normal speed). Is that an ATM? The dude was opening a beer at the ATM? That's dedication right there.

My office computer loaded it so slow it brought me back to the days of dial up and prodigy!

 

[Venari]

My office computer loaded it so slow it brought me back to the days of dial up and prodigy!

what do you mean, "back to the days"?

I'm still on dialup, with no alternatives.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

what do you mean, "back to the days"?

I'm still on dialup, with no alternatives.

Sorry to hear about dial up. It's 20+ years old. My phone has quicker service for almost everything, yet can't load half the jpegs. +1 service for in the middle of nowhere Canada...

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Sorry to hear about dial up. It's 20+ years old. My phone has quicker service for almost everything, yet can't load half the jpegs. +1 service for in the middle of nowhere Canada...

I used to have dialup that was so slow, I could tie a message to a snail's ass and it would get to where it needed to be before any email would. As soon as my phone company offered DSL, I signed up and joined the 21st Century internet fast lane.

 

[n240sxguy]

I used to have dialup that was so slow, I could tie a message to a snail's ass and it would get to where it needed to be before any email would. As soon as my phone company offered DSL, I signed up and joined the 21st Century internet fast lane.

I wouldn't call DSL the fast lane, but at least you went from the one lane gravel country road to the paved highway.

 

[adamranders]

GrogNerd's suggestion is pretty good. Not laugh-out-loud funny, but enough to put a smile on your face. Occasionally I see t-shirts that are pretty funny, but they never have anything to do with beer. Maybe that's the lesson. If you're going for a funny shirt, get a funny shirt. If you're going for a beer shirt, don't try to make it funny.

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[thatjonguy]

http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/fdcf8050-f4ad-4e4c-9c7d-1b7818c285d9.png

Now that's good.

 

[worlddivides]

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It's so damn cheesy that I might just have to give it a pass. Not laugh-out-loud material, but... it has a certain... charm... Kinda like a movie that's so bad it's good.

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

I wouldn't call DSL the fast lane, but at least you went from the one lane gravel country road to the paved highway.

Well, when you've been cursed with 28K top speed for dial-up for several years on what was supposed to be a 56K connection, DSL seems like Warp drive.

 

[Venari]

Sorry to hear about dial up. It's 20+ years old. My phone has quicker service for almost everything, yet can't load half the jpegs. +1 service for in the middle of nowhere Canada...

Those in afgani caves get better internet than i do, it would appear.

Well, when you've been cursed with 28K top speed for dial-up for several years on what was supposed to be a 56K connection, DSL seems like Warp drive.

I get downloads as high as 13 kb/s. My recent trip to ottawa made it seem like my friends internet was sorcery, since all of my tablet and laptop updates (over 3 gigs worth) had completed in less time than it took me to pour a coffee.

 

[cannman]

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[drainbamage]

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All they did was switch cans on the BL canning line.

 

[Pyg]

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Finally, Truth in labeling!

 

[dkwolf]

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Oh, wow! It's HILARIOUS that a greedy macro-brew corporation SHUT DOWN a production line to provide FREE, SAFE DRINKING WATER to thousands of people in need, just like they've done for every major disaster for the last how many decades. What jerks.



Beer snobs suck.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Beer snobs suck.

So does my vacuum cleaner.

 

[GrogNerd]

please tell us what we're allowed to make fun of

 

[hunter_le five]

Oh, wow! It's HILARIOUS that a greedy macro-brew corporation SHUT DOWN a production line to provide FREE, SAFE DRINKING WATER to thousands of people in need, just like they've done for every major disaster for the last how many decades. What jerks.



Beer snobs suck.

No, it's funny because AB-Inbev products (ex Bud Light) are often jokingly compared to water because of their light flavor.

It's a joke. Lighten up, Francis.

Edit: Dammit GrogNerd!

 

[GrogNerd]

No, it's funny because AB-Inbev products (ex Bud Light) are often jokingly compared to water because of their light flavor.

It's a joke. Lighten up, Francis.

Edit: Dammit GrogNerd!

have a hotkey to post pic of Warren Oates for just such an occasion is why I got the drop on ya

 

[beernbourbon]

problem is, it goes suddenly un-funny when ya gots to 'splain where the funny is.

Buzz kills suck.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Buzz kills suck.

Have you heard about my vacuum cleaner?

 

[dkwolf]

No, it's funny because AB-Inbev products (ex Bud Light) are often jokingly compared to water because of their light flavor.

It's a joke. Lighten up, Francis.

Edit: Dammit GrogNerd!

Anyone that's spent more than 5 minutes on HBT knows that's the running "joke" around here. Doesn't make it any funnier the 43,978th time.

And frankly...show me a precious craft brewery voluntarily shutting down production to help out.

I stand by my previous comment. Beer snobs suck.