Funny things you've overheard about beer

[1977Brewer]

My brother and I went to a "gourmet" donut shop/bar in Austin last weekend for lunch. Instead of regular flavored donuts, they sell all kinds of crazy ass frou-frou varieties, plus donut sandwiches, donut burgers, salads with bits of donut in them, donut chicken-and-dumplings, etc.

I saw a sign advertising the day's special: "The Happy Meal - $6"

"What is that?" I ask the barstress.

"A shot of whiskey and a beer."

I got a Happy Meal for lunch. He got diabeetus.

Edit: It was macrolager and well whiskey. I regret nothing.

Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?

 

[GuldTuborg]

I saw a sign advertising the day's special: "The Happy Meal - $6"

"What is that?" I ask the barstress.

"A shot of whiskey and a beer."

That's the kind of Happy Meal I could go for. Two of those at lunch every day would make the work day go by much more smoothly.

Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?

Not if you drink them separately.

 

[Psylocide]

I brought my SNPA in to work... forgot my iPod in my car.

I had to go all the way downstairs to get it.

FML.

 

[hunter_le five]

Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?

It's Austin. I was in the hipsteriest establishment in the hipsteriest part of town.

So, "no".

 

[TheCADJockey]

I brought my SNPA in to work... forgot my iPod in my car.

I had to go all the way downstairs to get it.

FML.

iPod... people other than mom's that jog still use those?

Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.

 

[Psylocide]

iPod... people other than mom's that jog still use those?

Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.

 

[TheCADJockey]

 

[1977Brewer]

What happened, you drop your Razr in the toilet?

 

[lowtones84]

Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.

Somebody must be in to the day drinks pretty hard!

 

[TheCADJockey]

Somebody must be in to the day drinks pretty hard!

I see you've met my sense of humor. Sorry I suck at introductions.

Unfortunately day drinks are not on the menu, one hour until many beers will be put down.

 

[unionrdr]

Aye! That they will, sir!

 

[mcspanner]

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So.... Ummm..... was this a working title that some graphic designer sent to print in error, then had to use up ten million labels?

It's ok I'm sure it'll be a rich deep stout full of roasted nuttiness and velvety vine fruit flavours.......

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Oh.

 

[n240sxguy]

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So.... Ummm..... was this a working title that some graphic designer sent to print in error, then had to use up ten million labels?

It's ok I'm sure it'll be a rich deep stout full of roasted nuttiness and velvety vine fruit flavours.......

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Oh.

Dark.........Amber?

 

[watermelon83]

Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?

It's only a Boilermaker in Indiana, the rest of you can find another name thanks.

It's sad that I need to do this but here it goes....

This is a joke... I totally understand that boilermakers have nothing to do with Indiana, thank you have a nice day.

 

[n240sxguy]

It's only a Boilermaker in Indiana, the rest of you can find another name thanks.

Does skilled pipe fitter work?

 

[brew_ny]

I heard beer will make you ................ never mind I forgot

 

[watermelon83]

Does skilled pipe fitter work?

After being around two steel mills under construction, I vote yes!.

 

[Genghis]

I remember introducing a fellow engineering student to Boilermakers when I was in university. In our case, it was Jack and whatever crappy lager was on tap. He wandered off at some point, and we didn't run into him again until late the next day. He didn't remember anything after leaving the bar, and told us the first thing he did remember was the cops waking him up that morning under the York Street off ramp from the Gardiner Expressway.

We both lived in the same residence on campus, and we were drinking at a campus bar. No one could figure out why he wound up a mile south of both spots.

He swore he would never drink with me again... and he never did.

 

[1977Brewer]

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Explain this.

 

[Singletrack]

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Explain this.

I know. That's just wrong. Less than 2 oz in a 12 oz can!

 

[brew_ny]

I know. That's just wrong. Less than 2 oz in a 12 oz can!

just add water?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Actually you should share... come back to your roots. With free beer. And on the other side of the river.

**** it, just bring some beer over. You know Morrell's smells less bad than PM.

I try to tell people that I DO NOT brew Bud Light and/or Mich Golden Light. they do not listen. I've shared some of my less "offensive" beers with some of them before, but their manginas are filled with sissy juice.

on the other hand, our local bottle shop got a new manager hell bent on craft beer. I mentioned he should bring in more Surly, like Pentagram, and he did! I picked up another bottle yesterday and asked the clerk how it was selling. she said it was moving surprisingly fast!:rockin: maybe you should take a drive east some time!

 

[Pyg]

Can't just call a boilermaker a boilermaker?

When side by side we just call it a beer and a short one!

 

[1977Brewer]

When side by side we just call it a beer and a short one!

I will accept this.

 

[Tomcat0304]

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Explain this.

Tastes like last night's now warm, flat, macro lager... Save your senses and avoid this one.

 

[biochemedic]

I'm sorry...

 

[dkwolf]

iPod... people other than mom's that jog still use those?

Isn't that what a phone is for? It's 2014 dude. Get with the time.

I just recently bought an iPod specifically for my work truck. I cover about the western 1/3 of the state for work, and radio stations are spotty at best - and in many of the areas I have to be in, cell coverage is worse. Such that my Droid Razr Maxx, which normally will go 3-4 days on a charge, sometimes barely makes it through the day as it is. I'm not going to task it with providing me tunes through the day as well.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I just recently bought an iPod specifically for my work truck. I cover about the western 1/3 of the state for work, and radio stations are spotty at best - and in many of the areas I have to be in, cell coverage is worse. Such that my Droid Razr Maxx, which normally will go 3-4 days on a charge, sometimes barely makes it through the day as it is. I'm not going to task it with providing me tunes through the day as well.

sounds a lot like NE Wyoming.

 

[MatterOne]

I just recently bought an iPod specifically for my work truck. I cover about the western 1/3 of the state for work, and radio stations are spotty at best - and in many of the areas I have to be in, cell coverage is worse. Such that my Droid Razr Maxx, which normally will go 3-4 days on a charge, sometimes barely makes it through the day as it is. I'm not going to task it with providing me tunes through the day as well.

You're in a vehicle...

Just plug it in.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You're in a vehicle...

Just plug it in.

when I was pipe welding, you were only in the truck to get where you were going. the rest of the day was outside.