Funny things you've overheard about beer

[renrutle]

Serious answer: You have exceeded my level of chem-foo. Except at they are alcohols with a hydroxyl group (-OH) and not an (H2O) attached to each carbon.

Un-serious answer: If you take one of these with your xylitol or sorbitol you will not have the issues aforementioned.
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[Black Island Brewer]

Serious answer: You have exceeded my level of chem-foo. Except at they are alcohols with a hydroxyl group (-OH) and not an (H2O) attached to each carbon.

Un-serious answer: If you take one of these with your xylitol or sorbitol you will not have the issues aforementioned.
Edit image for pg-13 rating.

I was just thinking that if Billy-Klubb would just give me a good punch in the berries, I'd have bigger things to focus on...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I was just thinking that if Billy-Klubb would just give me a good punch in the berries, I'd have bigger things to focus on...

ker~PLOW!!!!


yer welcome.

 

[hunter_le five]

I don't drink drugs

Why are you on a beer forum, then?

 

[Singletrack]

This isn't quite "funniest things you've overheard," in case anyone remembers that's what this is supposed to be, but...

A few years ago I went to a local Oktoberfest, and they were serving an authentic German beer that was warm and just awful. I took the mission (drank the beer) -- what the hell else was I going to do -- but I really didn't know what I would do when I found him. (Sorry, got off track there.) Anyway, this scary-looking guy with dreads sits across from us at our table, and he has a plate of pigs feet and this awful beer, and he decides he just cannot choke this crap down. But before he leaves, we talk a bit, share a few laughs, and he whips out a CD of his band, called "Drunk in the Garage." Turns out he is the lead singer. On the way home, we play it, expecting it to suck, and it is actually quite good (rock). Every song is a drinking song, and most are hilarious. I never followed up on this band, but that guy made my night. I hope he's had a few and is belting one out in his garage right now.

Anyone hear of them?

 

[day_trippr]

No.

Cheers!

 

[gometz]

My fiancee tonight after I ordered her a Duvel:
"How can it have almost 10% when it's not dark?"

 

[ElJefeBrews]

if you want to lose weight use the Einstein diet: E=MCsquared. Produce more energy than you consume.

E=MC hammered?

 

[n240sxguy]

My fiancee tonight after I ordered her a Duvel:
"How can it have almost 10% when it's not dark?"

Vodka would blow her mind! 40% and crystal clear. How'd they do that!

 

[Minky]

Serious question...where do sugar alcohols like xylitol and sorbitol fit in? I know they have fewer calories, that they are mostly indigestible (although bacteria in our colon can break them down, hence the potential of "explosive diarrhea"), but are they also in the hydroxyl group?

You do realize, of course, that Explosive Diarrhea would be an excellent name for a band.

 

[1977Brewer]

There are a million better band names.

 

[lolznrofls]

Is it to early to yell OH!!!!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

There are a million better band names.

"Spaztic Colon in the Garage"

"Olestera Lunch Bunch"

"Butt Vomit"

"C**kslap in the Kitchen"

 

[GrogNerd]

Frank Gallagher, Homebrewer
on Showtime's "Shameless"

Frank's Brew Stand looks like what I imagine a non-homebrewer sees when he/she looks at one of our 3-tiered rigs.
hot liquor tank up top with an immersion chiller, mash tun, boil kettle and still pot all connected with hoses, with liquid moving through them. still pot at bottom right.



Frank takes bacon he just fried, wood chips, which includes a baby pacifier he gathered from a Chicago South Side playground, and tosses it all into the still pot.



and pours himself a ball jar full of carbonated, beautifully colored, perfectly clear brew from a picnic tap

 

[unionrdr]

Is it to early to yell OH!!!!

We beat the Ducks last night 42-20! First time winner of the new college FB rules for play off game! As for band names, I still like " Ivan & the Stiff D*** Rainbows"!

 

[hautlle]

Frank Gallagher, Homebrewer
on Showtime's "Shameless"

Frank's Brew Stand looks like what I imagine a non-homebrewer sees when he/she looks at one of our 3-tiered rigs.
hot liquor tank up top with an immersion chiller, mash tun, boil kettle and still pot all connected with hoses, with liquid moving through them. still pot at bottom right.

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Frank takes bacon he just fried, wood chips, which includes a baby pacifier he gathered from a Chicago South Side playground, and tosses it all into the still pot.

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and pours himself a ball jar full of carbonated, beautifully colored, perfectly clear brew from a picnic tap

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Saw this the other night and just facepalmed

 

[Brauer]

I always try to get my buddy to try different beers. He never budged and sticks strictly to his Coors light. So one day I asked him why he only drinks Coors light and he says " I don't really like the taste of beer, I drink Coors because it tastes like water"

 

[m00ps]

I'll pass...


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burn that book....

 

[flars]

I always try to get my buddy to try different beers. He never budged and sticks strictly to his Coors light. So one day I asked him why he only drinks Coors light and he says " I don't really like the taste of beer, I drink Coors because it tastes like water"

The plight of a cocktail drinker, on a cheap beer budget.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Frank Gallagher, Homebrewer
on Showtime's "Shameless"

Frank's Brew Stand looks like what I imagine a non-homebrewer sees when he/she looks at one of our 3-tiered rigs.
hot liquor tank up top with an immersion chiller, mash tun, boil kettle and still pot all connected with hoses, with liquid moving through them. still pot at bottom right.

Frank takes bacon he just fried, wood chips, which includes a baby pacifier he gathered from a Chicago South Side playground, and tosses it all into the still pot.

and pours himself a ball jar full of carbonated, beautifully colored, perfectly clear brew from a picnic tap

If only it were that easy.

 

[fletchergsmith]

Hell franks setup looks better than mine. Sure every thing seems to be hooked up wrong but I'm still working with equipment I built before I really had a clue, like the five gallon water cooler I thought hey five gallons for a five gallon batch will work perfect. And the turkey fryer port and burner, like 7 gallons hell I'll never have a boil over. I built so much crap that now I've got to replace a piece at a time between every brew day, I'd take his setup and be three step closer than I am now. Not sure what I'd do with a still pot though, maybe make some flavor extracts.

 

[Minky]

"Spaztic Colon in the Garage"

"Olestera Lunch Bunch"

"Butt Vomit"

"C**kslap in the Kitchen"

I stand in shame before the master of band names!!!!

 

[Schol-R-LEA]

You do realize, of course, that Explosive Diarrhea would be an excellent name for a band.

Actually, I think that was the name PlanetScott used for a Dubbel once.

 

[GrogNerd]

Had a band on my ship, we called ourselves The Pus-Ridden Anal Sores

 

[drainbamage]

You do realize, of course, that Explosive Diarrhea would be an excellent name for a band.

My Rock Band band name was The Atomic Diarrhea. :rockin:

 

[lolznrofls]

Explosive Hershey squirt

 

[rlmiller10]

Had a band on my ship, we called ourselves The Pus-Ridden Anal Sores

Sounds like something sailors would come up with.

 

[poptarts]

"I don't like red ales, I just don't like tomatoes. "

 

[hunter_le five]

"I don't like red ales, I just don't like tomatoes. "

Confused with red beer/michelada type cocktails?

 

[Black Island Brewer]

"I don't like red ales, I just don't like tomatoes. "

Geez, way to bring us screeching back to the thread topic...