Funny things you've overheard about beer

[ericbw]

Didn't know it could be both smooth and pleasantly smooth in the same sentence either. :smack:

Apparently the copy writer was sampling the pleasant boozy smoothness of it while writing. (And it should be "pleasantly smoothly.")

 

[Cincy17]

Futurama? Or The Walking Dead?

Speaking of zombies, a la world war z, zombies won't attack sick people. Maybe chronic alcoholism could save us from the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Bearfoot]

At Lucky Lab in the northwest. Asked the server, "What kind of hops do you have growing out there?"

"Dry hops." She says. "We put them in the beer."

 

[unionrdr]

DOOOH! :smack:

 

[dangerbrew]

Speaking of zombies, a la world war z, zombies won't attack sick people. Maybe chronic alcoholism could save us from the zombie apocalypse?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grabbers

 

[GrogNerd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grabbers

is Ireland really the best place for an alcohol-averse sea monster to attack?

 

[roastquake]

is Ireland really the best place for an alcohol-averse sea monster to attack?

He never stood a chance! Now if he has any cousins around Saudi Arabia...

 

[cpl-america]

is Ireland really the best place for an alcohol-averse sea monster to attack?

Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.

But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.

 

[cpl-america]

is Ireland really the best place for an alcohol-averse sea monster to attack?

Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.

But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.

 

[roastquake]

Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.

But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.

Hey don't ruin the stereotype, I feel like a kid who was just told santa isn't real

 

[BeerGrylls]

Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.

But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.

Dublin post. Oops, i mean double post.

 

[GrogNerd]

Hey don't ruin the stereotype, I feel like a kid who was just told santa isn't real

wait... WHAT?

SANTA ISN'T REAL?

 

[DrunkleJon]

Santy Claus is too real. roast just said "like a kid who was just told santa isn't real" Someone was being a jerk to the kid.

 

[GrogNerd]

Santy Claus is too real. roast just said "like a kid who was just told santa isn't real" Someone was being a jerk to the kid.

thanks, Jon

I feel better now

 

[DrunkleJon]

Now about the Tooth Fairy...

 

[fuzzy2133]

Yes the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are very good "friends".

 

[DrunkleJon]

Due to budget cuts, he is that creepy unwashed homeless guy off of the street who eyeballs you like he knows something you don't. And he does. They tried to make Cupid pull double duty but you know how unions can be.

 

[skitter]

Due to budget cuts, he is that creepy unwashed homeless guy off of the street who eyeballs you like he knows something you don't. And he does. They tried to make Cupid pull double duty but you know how unions can be.

I thought cupid was working overtime as the stork?

 

[cpl-america]

Hey don't ruin the stereotype, I feel like a kid who was just told santa isn't real

Which stereo type? That they are lucky?

 

[PoorInRain]

One of you t(r)echies should Photoshop Koch's face on Captain Kirk's body.

 

[unionrdr]

Due to budget cuts, he is that creepy unwashed homeless guy off of the street who eyeballs you like he knows something you don't. And he does. They tried to make Cupid pull double duty but you know how unions can be.

Yeah,he frequents back alley's with Aqualung.

 

[brewguyver]

I thought cupid was working overtime as the stork?

That explains why kids these days are so dumb. Cupid has butterfingers.

[edit: and by kids I mean early twentysomethings]

 

[skitter]

I would agree with myself being 27, something about my generation being raised quite a bit differently... I am constantly amazed and ever thankful my parents taught me honor, respect, and a work ethic!

 

[NuclearRich]

One of you t(r)echies should Photoshop Koch's face on Captain Kirk's body.

Not my best work... but I'm at work so all I have is MS paint.

 

[bobmcstuff]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-25428090

"The thing that makes you feel worst is the excess alcohol, not whether it come from fermented grapes or hops."

Alcohol doesn't come from hops...

 

[NuclearRich]

although if I were more true to my nerdy side, it wouldnt be trekkie.......

 

[Dave37]

That explains why kids these days are so dumb. Cupid has butterfingers.

[edit: and by kids I mean early twentysomethings]

Hey im 26..does that qualify me as a mid/late 20something? Im only slightly stoopid. Ok maybe more than slightly.

 

[finsfan]

Hey im 26..does that qualify me as a mid/late 20something? Im only slightly stoopid. Ok maybe more than slightly.

Hey dont throw us all under the bus. Maybe its an East Coast thing

 

[Dave37]

Hey dont throw us all under the bus. Maybe its an East Coast thing

Was that a stab at New York?!?!?!

Haha. I was trying to defend my peers as a whole but also be honest about myself! I hope the slight stupidity i suffer from is localized completely within me and no one else suffers.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Was that a stab at New York?!?!?!

Haha. I was trying to defend my peers as a whole but also be honest about myself! I hope the slight stupidity i suffer from is localized completely within me and no one else suffers.

Nope, its not the agre range. It appears to span all age ranges. I think it is something in the water. Maybe hops or unfiltered yeast neutralize it or something