Funny things you've overheard about beer

[Wolfdust]

Maybe the quote has to do with the passage of time part. Nobody has cared what vanilla ice had to say for a looong time.

Were they Webfooting? I not saying anything, I just saying...

 

[slym2none]

Billy
Feel free to liberally dole out the berry punches as needed to derail this derail. After all, as long as you get the beverage you are seeking, what difference does it really make when you are standing in front of the pearly gates awaiting St. Peter's approval.

Assuming everyone is Christian could be a bad habit.

 

[slym2none]

Do people actually say co-cola?

Johnston Co., NC, is full of people who say that.

 

[dkwolf]

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Finally, something funny again!

 

[n240sxguy]

Fact: the South is not a single genre of culture/accent.
There are multiple dialects of the southern accent. Mountain, peach, bama, gulf, delta, methtuckian, vergeenean, and hoiti toitian.

Knowing that, and growing up in and traveling the south, I can't recall anyone every saying they want a coke when they wanted anything other than a Coke. Also, I have met very few southerners that drink Pepsi...

Can we get back to beer already?

I'm in KY. If beer isn't available, I want a Pepsi. 98% of the south is Coke country, so I never expect to get a Pepsi, but it's pleasant when you do.

 

[n240sxguy]

Anytime somebody ever asks for a Coke when they mean Sprite, I'm just gonna hand them a bud light lime.

Those are pretty much the same, no?

 

[slym2none]

Please don't insult Sprite by comparing it to Bud Light Lime.

 

[n240sxguy]

Do people actually say co-cola?

Yes, unfortunately they do.

 

[n240sxguy]

Please don't insult Sprite by comparing it to Bud Light Lime.

If you leave a 7-up open outside for a week you get a Sprite.

 

[Jwin]

If you leave a 7-up open outside for a week you get a Sprite.

If you leave a sprite open outside overnight, you wake up to Kobe Bryant

 

[n240sxguy]

If you leave a sprite open outside overnight, you wake up to Kobe Bryant

I guess I'm missing something.

 

[Jwin]

 

[n240sxguy]

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Figured it was a commercial. Never seen it.

 

[lumpher]

I gave the neighbors some of my cream of 3 crops. They didn't like it because it tasted "too much like beer. We only like Bud Light."

 

[slym2none]

I gave the neighbors some of my cream of 3 crops. They didn't like it because it tasted "too much like beer. We only like Bud Light."

Not only were the honest, they were right!

 

[Jwin]

I gave the neighbors some of my cream of 3 crops. They didn't like it because it tasted "too much like beer. We only like Bud Light."

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/You-cant-fix-stupid.jpg

 

[Jwin]

I've been looking at the Epic Meme thread to much. Sorry.

 

[masonsjax]

I thought this thread was unfunny before it derailed.

 

[1977Brewer]

http://outofcodebeernews.tumblr.com...-island-to-release-bourbon-county-most-rarest

 

[Kirkwooder]

http://outofcodebeernews.tumblr.com...-island-to-release-bourbon-county-most-rarest

If I remember correctly Captain Ahab's peg leg was made from whale bone..... so not really an oaked beer at all

 

[hunter_le five]

If I remember correctly Captain Ahab's peg leg was made from whale bone..... so not really an oaked beer at all

You forgot to phrase that in the form of a "well actually".

 

[mcspanner]

Basically, this thread has over-promised & under-delivered for most of its existence.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Basically, this thread has over-promised & under-delivered for most of its existence.

People that think what they heard is funny.
People that think what that person said isn't funny.
People that tell us this thread sucks and isn't funny.

 

[drainbamage]

Basically, this thread has over-promised & under-delivered for most of its existence.

Well then, get out there and hear some funny stuff about beer, dammit! :cross:

 

[mcspanner]

Well then, get out there and hear some funny stuff about beer, dammit! :cross:

I make it a point never to listen to people when I'm out drinking. It stops me getting drawn into conversations with mouth breathers.

 

[unionrdr]

The smoker I drink,
the player I get.
The more that I drink,
the more gas that I let.
The more gas I let,
the more room is to be found.
So there's more beer & wommens to go round!
How's that? Funny?...no...well, hell...

 

[orangehero]

If I remember correctly Captain Ahab's peg leg was made from whale bone..... so not really an oaked beer at all

It's the movie and toothpaste commercial Ahab not the book Ahab.

 

[cyanmonkey]

It's the movie and toothpaste commercial Ahab not the book Ahab.

Is there a book called Ahab?

 

[unionrdr]

I still like the 1956 movie about Moby Dick with Gregory Peck. He made a great ahab! I'll always have that scene near the end stuck in my mind, where he repeatedly sticks the whale with a harpoon, " Die, die, die! Damn ye blasted whale"!! But that newer one where the islander spearman smokes weed from a long pipe in bed, offering some to the young main character...funny stuff. The one where Hugh-Keys Burn plays a shipmate.

 

[uatuba]

With all the anti Coke as a generic term folks here, I can't believe more people didn't jump on the guy in the "What are you drinking now?" thread. He said he was drinking an apfelwein and cranberry juice mimosa.