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jezter6

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My buddy at work just gave me this BRILLIANT analogy on corporate culture.

If you put four gorillas in a cage with some blocks and hang bananas from the roof, eventually the gorillas will find a way to build a ladder to the bananas. Destroy the ladder and put the bananas back up, and the gorillas will learn to rebuild the ladder every day to get the bananas.

Then, once the gorillas get used to it - every time the gorillas try to build a ladder, you hit them with freezing water from the hose. Do this each day until the gorillas understand that attempting to build a ladder will cause them to get cold and wet.

Take away 1 of the original gorillas, and replace with a new gorilla. The new gorilla will find the bananas and the blocks and will attempt to build a ladder. The 3 other gorillas will beat up the new guy because they know they're gonna get cold and wet if he builds a ladder. Eventually, the new gorilla stops trying to build the ladder so he doesn't get beat up. (never use the water again)

Recycle 1 gorilla out and a new one in each month and watch the last paragraph repeat itself. Once all the original gorillas are gone, there are 4 gorillas that see bananas, and won't build a ladder to get to them. They don't understand WHY they don't want to get the banana, other than knowing that they should beat up any new gorilla that tries to get the banana.

And so, 4 gorillas sit, starting at a bunch of bananas, with no cold water preventing them from going after them, but none of them willing to try.

It's like corporate culture. The more you try and improve your situation, you get beat down by the system, and as old people leave and new people come one, everyone stays at the same level, fearing the rumored beatdown that nobody has ever seen actually happen, but everyone assumes will happen if you try to step out of the herd.
 
Good stuff! There's a couple people here at work that I wish I could go ape $h!t on.
 
Can certainly identify with that. Reason I spend so much time on Monster/dice/careerbuilder. :)
 
ohiobrewtus said:
Good stuff! There's a couple people here at work that I wish I could go ape $h!t on.

LMAO! :D :D

That's not exactly the message I took away from that analogy, but its a good one! :mug:
 
That story has reminded me of one of my many interesting past jobs...

Me: "Hey, what doesn't we use the conference call button to get people together?"
Them: "Conf call button doesn't work"
Me: "Are you sure? When was the last time it did work?"
Them: "Never worked. Nobody here has ever figured it out"
Me: "Hrrmmm...works when I used it yesterday"
Them: "Oh, well everyone told us it didn't work, so we didn't bother trying to use it"
Me: "Grr!"
 
Yup. - Promote incompetence and drink the cool aid. Office Space is a documentary not a comedy.

I spent 3 hours yesterday with one of our cool aid drinkers discussing a ladder. I need to get into the cockpit of an airplane and he wanted to pursue scaffolding just in case I fell off the ladder, what I can't fall off a board between two ladders. I guess I should have sprayed cold water on him - still don't have the banana....I mean I am still not in the cockpit.
 
That's an oldie but a goodie. The thing is that it isn't just about corporate culture. Peopel get set in their ways about all sorts of things and then refuse to try it again.

How many times have you heard someone say 'I tried that once and....'? I've had a pile of people tell me they 'tried homebrew once' or 'tried whiskey once' and steadfastly refused a reintroduction to the beverage with proper drinks and tutoring on the finer points because of the bad expereince they had before.


I'd venture to guess that with enough time and honest answers from you guys, over 90% of you have SOMETHING you tried once and, despite the fact that there's probably nothing wrong with it now, you'd never try it again. Whether it be a particular brand of tool or a store that made you made once or a brand that failed you catostrophically--- something. And some of you have something you'd never try because your DADDY didn't like it. It's not corporate nature. It's human nature.
 
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