For you tough guys out there...

[JohnBarleycorn]

Hilarious ! 28 , though I would fight dirty , infantry training I guess lol

 

[olllllo]

What if they were paperboys and you owsed them $2:

[youtube]S2C07yRCdT8[/youtube]

 

[JustDave]

My short height, average reach and lack of martial arts training only got me 20.

 

[zoebisch01]

I got 33, is that bad? poor kids

 

[srm775]

I scored 30 ... I think my years of watching and practicing Sgt. Slaughter wrestling moves would really pay off. I'd be even better if one of them kids was dressed up like the Iron Sheik.

 

[Hermish]

29 for me, pretty funny.

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

I could take an even 30. No problem.

 

[Mutilated1]

It said I could take on 31, but I think I could kill 2-3 times that many easily.

 

[Beermaker]

33, and yes I would use one of the little suckers as a club or a bowling ball.:rockin:

 

[Dr Vorlauf]

22 of the little beasts

 

[Hell Brew]

37. 8 plus years of juijitsu and muay thai. Plus I have no morals at all.

 

[c.n.budz]

30 five year olds, I am very proud of myself

 

[Yuri_Rage]

28.

I couldn't help but click "Yes" to the one about using a child as a weapon. The mental image was disturbingly hilarious.

 

[quickerNu]

28.

I couldn't help but click "Yes" to the one about using a child as a weapon. The mental image was disturbingly hilarious.

Yeah, I finally cracked up out loud on that one. I got 33, which I was disappointed about at first, but then I figured out I probably don't have all the stamina I used to....

 

[mrbowenz]

6 for me, and I am scared to death to piss off any 6 or 7 year olds, I don't generally look them directly in the eyes

 

[Kaiser]

6 for me, and I am scared to death to piss off any 6 or 7 year olds, I don't generally look them directly in the eyes

Good, that makes my score of 16 look better.

Kai

 

[Chad]

28.

I couldn't help but click "Yes" to the one about using a child as a weapon. The mental image was disturbingly hilarious.

The funny thing is that I would bet major money that those with higher scores have children or work with children on a regular basis. It's only those who don't who have any illusions left. Those who do have children have thought . . . at some point . . . "I need a backup plan . . . just in case."

Chad

 

[wild]

You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

 

[Brewsmith]

29, and yes, I'd use them as a weapon...

 

[Mikeus]

You could take on 34 five year old kids in a fight.

I suppose the 7 years of kung fu training has finally paid off

 

[mrfocus]

27.

Have about 4 years of Karate, and as a lot of you, no sense of moral for using a kid as a weapon.

 

[aekdbbop]

I got 25.. not too bad.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

 

[ohiobrewtus]

prepare to be merged!

MWAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAA!

If I remember correctly I got right around 25 as well.

 

[aekdbbop]

damn.. i suck. I'm always late to the party.

 

[TexLaw]

I got 19. I know from personal experience (summer job in a bowling center where day care kids came in the mornings), I can handle two or three more than that. Of course, that was 18 or 19 years ago, so I might better trust the website.

Merge away!


TL

 

[uwjester]

Lots of cool links there too. Turns out I'm only 70% geek. My wife will be shocked.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Lots of cool links there too. Turns out I'm only 70% geek. My wife will be shocked.

But I bet it's the 70% that counts. Wait, did that sound gay to you?

 

[arturo7]

27 rugrats; long reach, high kick, no morals

55% geek. I had no idea.

 

[adx]

Do the kids fight in an organized manner, or it is all random? Do they gang up on you? I mean, if it's one at a time, I can go Chuck Norris on them all day, but you get a couple of those f*ckers hanging on your arms and legs, they might wear you out. But if they're just running at me at random, I can just kick the sh!t out of them all day long.

Have you ever seen a youth soccer game? They'll all come running at you trying to kick your head like it's the ball.

And I'm a wuss....I got 22.