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No mules. If they are related to you l, they are a mule.

Just to be clear, this is the exact policy of the first two public releases, going back to May 2018. 1 per person, 1 per couple. There's not enough beer to go around, if you're ******* someone you can share a beer with them and let someone else have one.
 
Next release is going to only be for people who don't have facebook accounts, pass it around.

I kinda wanna post this in the local FB groups, grab a bag of popcorn, and just watch the world burn. The reactions amongst shitlords, #TomAlphabet apologists, and dbags more generally, would be absolutely priceless.
 
I kinda wanna post this in the local FB groups, grab a bag of popcorn, and just watch the world burn. The reactions amongst shitlords, #TomAlphabet apologists, and dbags more generally, would be absolutely priceless.

Do it.

People take everything so literally and personally, it's funny.
 
Pretty dope to see some mags at the Masonry this past Saturday, and a great price too. I didn't partake since I'd just cracked a Pinot Noir the night before — such a wonderful beer.
That's pretty rad. I've mostly been confined to a six-block radius the past four days, but at least I'm trapped with good beer:

 
Just to be clear, this is the exact policy of the first two public releases, going back to May 2018. 1 per person, 1 per couple. There's not enough beer to go around, if you're ******* someone you can share a beer with them and let someone else have one.
This can't be real lol.
 
An actual enforced no **** lord rule?

It’s real bud.
How do they enforce it? Also, is it an anti shitlord rule if both people in the copuple theory want a bottle? Wouldn't you just have that person stand behind you and act like they aren't with you?
 
How do they enforce it? Also, is it an anti shitlord rule if both people in the copuple theory want a bottle? Wouldn't you just have that person stand behind you and act like they aren't with you?

Bravo sir, for consistently putting on a master class in the art of shitlordery. Your commitment is unparalleled.
 
How do they enforce it? Also, is it an anti shitlord rule if both people in the copuple theory want a bottle? Wouldn't you just have that person stand behind you and act like they aren't with you?

Online sales only and they check that background **** yo.
 
Bravo sir, for consistently putting on a master class in the art of shitlordery. Your commitment is unparalleled.
So I am a shitlord because both me and my girlfriend like beer? Can you explain that one to me? Seems awfully ****** and sexist and SHITLORD like to assume all women are just mules.
 
Online sales only and they check that background **** yo.
Part of me hopes you're serious and they search facebook, social medial, marriage records, etc for any connection between two buyers. I don't think I have heard of a bigger waste of time before. Does this mean mutual friends on facebook can only get one bottle between the friend group? Where do they draw the line on this "research"? Or are you guys trolling a troll here?
 
Seems awfully ****** and sexist and SHITLORD like to assume all women are just mules.

That's an assumption entirely of your making, and a telling one at that...

One household doesn't need to hoard a bunch of Floodland beer — I'm a member, I share my bottles w/ my SO and my friends, and I still have bottles left in the cellar. Don't be a shitlord — let others try the damn beer, and be ok with that. It's not complicated.
 
That's an assumption entirely of your making, and a telling one at that...

One household doesn't need to hoard a bunch of Floodland beer — I'm a member, I share my bottles w/ my SO and my friends, and I still have bottles left in the cellar. Don't be a shitlord — let others try the damn beer, and be ok with that. It's not complicated.

It's not hoarding when you ship it off to people in exchange for goods and services. DUH.

Part of me hopes you're serious and they search facebook, social medial, marriage records, etc for any connection between two buyers. I don't think I have heard of a bigger waste of time before. Does this mean mutual friends on facebook can only get one bottle between the friend group? Where do they draw the line on this "research"? Or are you guys trolling a troll here?

There is some legitimacy to what I said, but you took it further. I'll let you ruminate over where the truth ends and your brain begins.
 
That's an assumption entirely of your making, and a telling one at that...

One household doesn't need to hoard a bunch of Floodland beer — I'm a member, I share my bottles w/ my SO and my friends, and I still have bottles left in the cellar. Don't be a shitlord — let others try the damn beer, and be ok with that. It's not complicated.
Soooooo having two bottles of beer, one to drink fresh and one to age is hoarding?
 
Soooooo having two bottles of beer, one to drink fresh and one to age is hoarding?
Oakworks members almost always get offered two bottles of each beer—often with an option to purchase a third bottle. It's not one bottle per household. It's trying to cut down on six bottles going to one household.
 
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