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You said:
How do I clean pickle beer vomit off the carpet?
ChatGPT said:
Pickle beer vomit is a special kind of awful — between the acidity, salt, and smell, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Here's how to clean it up
properly so your carpet doesn't reek like a dive bar floor:
What You’ll Need:
- Paper towels or old rags
- Baking soda
- White vinegar
- Dish soap
- Warm water
- A spray bottle (optional)
- Vacuum cleaner
- Optional: Enzyme cleaner (like Nature’s Miracle or something made for pet stains)
Step-by-Step:
1. Remove the Chunky Stuff
- Put on gloves (trust me).
- Use paper towels, a dustpan, or an old spatula to scoop up the solids.
- Blot — don’t rub — the area with paper towels to soak up as much moisture as possible.
2. Neutralize the Smell and Start Breakdown
- Sprinkle baking soda liberally over the spot.
- Let it sit for 10–15 minutes. It’ll help absorb odor and some liquid.
3. Make a Cleaning Solution
In a bowl or spray bottle, mix:
- 1 cup warm water
- 1 tablespoon white vinegar
- 1 teaspoon dish soap
You can also add a little baking soda here if you didn’t use it dry.
4. Scrub Gently
- Pour or spray the solution on the stained area.
- Blot and gently scrub with a soft brush or cloth.
- Work from the outside in to keep it from spreading.
5. Rinse and Blot
- Dampen a cloth with plain water and blot the area to rinse out the soap.
- Use dry towels or paper towels to blot up excess moisture.
6. Use an Enzyme Cleaner (Optional but Highly Recommended)
- Especially if the smell lingers.
- These break down organic compounds and are great for vomit.
- Follow the product’s directions and let it fully air dry.
7. Vacuum
- Once the area is dry and the baking soda (if any is left) has done its job, vacuum it up.
Tips:
- Act fast — the longer it sits, the worse the smell and stain.
- If it still smells after drying, repeat the process or use an ozone spray or deep carpet shampooer.