Ferret Lager Name

[bluesfndr9]

I left my lager kit in its shipping box on the ground before brewing. Come brew day when we opened it and made sure everything was in there, we found 2 of the 3 vacuum packed bags of hops were missing. We spent probably an hour looking for them before we decided to go to our local brew shop and buy the same hops. They did not have the Hersbrucker we were looking so we had to settle for Saaz as an aroma replacement. It seems like everything is going to work out but I'm looking for an appropriate name for this brew. Probably something with ferret in the name but I'm just looking for suggestions.

We ended up finding the bags days later with dozens of bite marks in them. I don't blame her though they smelled great. Not only did she take the hops she stole our bag of priming sugar and bottle caps.

Lesson learned-Keep every thing off the ground and out of reach!

Just wanted to share my story and help with a name.

 

[Jester369]

Larceny Lager - A Fine Ferret Fermentable

They sure do like stealing stuff, don't they?

 

[RichBrewer]

I'd be careful with the hops. I'm not sure about ferrets but dogs and cats can get extremely sick and die from eating hops.

 

[Pedro-]

Yeah I would keep an eye on the ferret from the hops but if she didn't really eat em just tear the bag she'll probably be fine. They like the bags, give er some plastic shopping bags and she'll love it.

You will learn about "ferret proofing" a house

*hint: they also like leather. DO NOT leave wallets, purses, shoes, etc. out :cross:


I like the larceny lager idea, with a ferret in the background on the label. That sounds good.