Favorite line from a TV show

[Cromwell]

What's a favorite line? Mine all tend towards comedy, but whatever you like.
Doesn't have to be the best line of all time, just one that you thought was great.

 

[KayaBrew]

Too many to quote, but here's a beer-related one from Cheers:

Norm: "Women...you can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts"

 

[forstmeister]

Tobias Funke in arrested development:

I shot my wad a bit prematurely on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. Now I'm left with a bit of a sticky mess on my hands.

 

[nukebrewer]

Peter Griffin in very drunken voice while naked: Lois! Every time we go to a hotel you hide the mini bar key from me. But I found it! (Whispering) I found it!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"He's dead Jim." - Dr McCoy (DeForrest Kelley) in Star Trek (OS)

 

[Evets]

"Astronauts are lucky, they get all the Tang they want" - Kelso, That 70s show.

 

[Homercidal]

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." - Sledge Hammer

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Butter up that bacon boy, and then bacon up that sausage"

Homer Simpson

 

[JonM]

Bender, on being invited to a poker night: "Nah, I only play cards with chumps."
Fry: "I'll play."
Bender: "I'M IN!!!!"

 

[JonM]

Or ...
Zoidberg on seeing that Bender has stolen "The Last Supper" painting:

"Jesus Christ! ... And his twelve apostles!"

 

[Cromwell]

It's not a "line" so much, but one of the great moments for me in Futurama was this one.

 

[kh54s10]

It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear! Norm on Cheers

 

[nukebrewer]

I've seen a few from Futurama, so here's my favorite:

While at the dog (horse?) track:

Announcer: And it's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. The winner is... number 3 in a quantum finish!"
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.

 

[JebCkr]

Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan, you owe me!
--Professor Hubert J Farnsworth

 

[Subsailor]

"Bite my shiny metal a$$" Bender

 

[JonM]

A bureaucrat opens Bender's locker. It's empty except for a single hex nut. She picks it up and glares at Bender. He looks at the floor and says "... Sometimes a guy gets lonely."

 

[thataintchicken]

Simpsons.
Marge goes into the attic to see patty and selma in a pentagram on the floor.
she asks " Why are you worshipping the devil?"
They reply." There is nothing good on Television."

 

[krenshaw]

"winter is coming" - game of thrones

 

[bobbrews]

Here's to feelin' good all the time...

 

[nasty_rabbit]

You can't buy beer you only rent it.

Archie Bunker

 

[cheezydemon3]

"Wait!..what?" Mark Lily's clone is taught 2 words that come out perfectly as Twain (see avatar) doublecrosses him and beheads him.

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[hamiltont]

How Sweeeet it is! You ol' farts will know who it is...

 

[JonM]

How Sweeeet it is! You ol' farts will know who it is...

Reminds me of a joke in the Onion about what things would be part of a moon base. One was the Alice Kramden Memorial Domestic Abuse Shelter.

 

[velorider11]

Archie Bunker talking about female Soviet olympic athletes - "I think some of them have more hismones than hormones."

 

[ingchr1]

So many on the Simpsons, but here's one of my favorites:

Marge : All right, all right, now, you're over stimulated. Let's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed.
Homer : Woo hoo! Beer, beer, beer, bed, bed, bed!

 

[how1]

Marge: "Homer, would you rather have beer or eternal contentment?"
Homer: "Uhhhh, what kind of beer?"

 

[Wus67]

"To alcohol...the cause of...and solution to all of life's problems"

- Homer J. Simpson

 

[Brew-Jay]

Cheers bar: "Norm!"

Woody: "Hey Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waitin' for ya."

Norm: "I know. And when she calls tell her I'm not here."

 

[krenshaw]

Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Duncan: "I am Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod"
Darius: "I'm Darius, and you won't be needing that *points with his eyes to Duncan's drawn sword*"