Ever put beer in washing machine?

[djinn88]

This guy makes all of his clothes smell like hops. If you want to do the same you might have to up the amount of hops in your washer.

 

[cheezydemon3]

LMAO djinn.........

 

[Docjowles]

This is the best thread.

 

[jfr1111]

I like how some people are actually giving serious responses in the thread.

 

[NuclearRich]

lolllllling thru the whole thing

 

[lumpher]

retarded... all of it, including even believing this guy is serious

 

[barnyard]

Jersey Shores that is the answer!

 

[C3Candy]

Just looking at my Toms of Maine deodorant and on the front label it says improved with hops! When i saw that i was reminded of this thread...lol

contains hop extract to inhibit the growth of odor causing bacteria

 

[PGHBrew]

Sometimes I like to FWH. I'll throw an ounce or so of Centennial into my washing water while its filling for normal soil, for heavy soil loads, I'll use an ounce of Chinook .

Now the delicate cycle, that's a whole different ball game.

 

[passedpawn]

I like to add a few pellets into the fabric softener compartment, too. Late additions for that freshly-washed aroma.

 

[ralphie]

You're not going to want to run you clothes through the dryer every time you want to smell like hops, right? I would concentrate more on filling your house, your car, maybe even your golf bag with hops. Sleep with them, keep them in your pockets, whatever you have to do. Stick with them and they will stick with you

 

[scrambledegg81]

If it helps:

Hop Soap! zomg

 

[iaefebs]

I found a better way to get that hop smell in your clothes. I just finished brewing a pliny the elder... after 1 1/2 hours of boil you have a nice hop smell on you.. and I hope.... a great beer.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I like to just get pulled over with 6 or so stone ruinations open in my lap, and ask the cop to pour them over me and let me dry out in a cell or something (Ya know, somewhere out of the way where I am no danger to myself or anyone else).

The next day I wake up with an AMAZING aroma!

 

[boomtown25]

Come on guys, you all have it wrong. He said he wanted to smell like hops. You have to add your aroma hops right before your dryer turns off. otherwise, they will just add bitterness to your underwear and who wants that....

 

[LisaAnn777]

I just pour beer all over myself before I walk out of the house each day..........

 

[Rish]

Welcome to HBT! How the heck did you find this 12 year dead thread after being here less than 15 minutes?!

 

[wsmith1625]

Hysterical thread!!!

 

[bwible]

I was a firm believer that at this point people really can’t think of anything that someone else hadn’t thought of already. “We’ve seen it all.” Then there’s this.

 

[Beekeeper]

With it being the name of a detergent, I found the 'cascade' comment very creative.

 

[passedpawn]

Hmmm. I see necromancer threads, then see my post in the originals, and question things.

 

[Dland]

I just pour beer all over myself before I walk out of the house each day..........

Yeah, but i've leaned not to get any on my pants, since the kids tried to 'splain me I pissed myself. [;

Seriously though, this is a good way to go if you want to get some nice malt expression in your aroma, not just hops.