Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[wildwest450]

Jesus kratzer, do you have gainful employment?

 

[jtkratzer]

Jesus kratzer, do you have gainful employment?

Self employed...took the day off for my wife's prenatal appointment and blood work, a trip to get her a new military ID, and some landscaping work.

I'm on the computer now working on getting myself un-confused on this cluster f*ck of wiring for my brewery. It's been way too long since I looked at it all last and I'm trying to make sense of it all...from the very beginning of going from my main breaker box to the spa panel, etc.

Took a break to write that post that got away from me.

 

[Northjerzyg]

Got another prediction. The Rangers are going to beat Ottawa, know how i know......

 

[ColbyJack]

Got another prediction. The Rangers are going to beat Ottawa, know how i know......

That's just sexy right there.
Go Rangers!!!

 

[ao125]

a trip to get her a new military ID

That's two hours of my life I'm never going to get back, next month. I feel for ya.

 

[Barnzy02]

Jvr back tonight. Losing Grossmann really hurts though.

Just win!

 

[jtkratzer]

That's two hours of my life I'm never going to get back, next month. I feel for ya.

It wasn't that bad...the spouse ID is pretty straight forward.

Jvr back tonight. Losing Grossmann really hurts though.

Just win!

Here we go!

 

[arturo7]

touche. Guess I'm busted

Let me guess, you're a fan of the shoot out as well?

 

[Northjerzyg]

Flower, lol.

 

[jtkratzer]

Matt Carle trying to make up for all the moves he's made in the d*ck dance that's been the Flyers defense.

1-0 Flyers. Hopefully the trend of the team that scores first loses ends tonight.

And Carle nearly gets a 2-on-1 but puts the puck into the Pens bench.

 

[jtkratzer]

Hardest hit put on Crosby in this series was by Malkin.

A power play goal by both teams. 1-1.

 

[jtkratzer]

Malkin takes another stupid penalty putting the Flyers on the power play. Giroux just hit another post!

 

[jtkratzer]

Is this defense going on in the Flyers/Pens series?

Nope. As I typed it, the Flyers gave up a 2-on-1 and Staal scored. 2-2.

 

[copyright1997]

The pens may lose this series, but no way is Philadelphia gonna get the cup with Bryz in goal.

Edit: 3-2 now. I hit enter on the original post about 15 seconds before Bryz gave up anoher.

 

[jtkratzer]

The pens may lose this series, but no way is Philadelphia gonna get the cup with Bryz in goal.

I really think there's an injury not being talked about. He's not moving the way he did with aggression in March. He was in the groove then until that bone chip/fracture.

They're going to struggle with any 7-game series and may lose this one if they aren't scoring enough to keep up with the pucks going in their own net. I know, that's brilliant, but they were in the first 3 games with 20 goals.

Funny how I read an article that talked about the goaltending GAA in this series looking like a mediocre pitcher's ERA.

 

[jtkratzer]

Another dirty hit on Couturier, away from the puck, and a hit to the head, this time by Malkin and only called interference. This is exactly the kind of thing that should result in a suspension regardless of who the offending player is. I'd say the same thing if Giroux hit Crosby in the head.

 

[Barnzy02]

That was a pretty ****ty hit in malkin, he's a ****in scumbag.

Also, supposedly bryz has a hip injury and his foot is probably still bothering him...excuses. Not happy with his play. It's too bipolar for me.

 

[copyright1997]

Another dirty hit on Couturier, away from the puck, and a hit to the head, this time by Malkin and only called interference. This is exactly the kind of thing that should result in a suspension regardless of who the offending player is. I'd say the same thing if Giroux hit Crosby in the head.

Get a grip, it was a baby tap.

 

[jtkratzer]

Get a grip, it was a baby tap.

C'mon dude, you'd be having a hissy fit if that hit was on Crosby or Malkin, especially if either player was killing the Flyers the entire series. It's a textbook hit to the head on an unsuspecting player who didn't have the puck.

 

[wildwest450]

Fleury is waking up and Philly is fading, you had your chance.

 

[jtkratzer]

Fleury is waking up and Philly is fading, you had your chance.

I'd hardly call the last 5+ minutes of Flyers play as "fading." They're all over the Pens right now in Fleury's kitchen. He'll crack, just like every other time. Game's far from over, but he's definitely the reason the Flyers are up by a couple.

 

[j1laskey]

Did anyone else notice this!!!!



She can't stay home with that baby!

 

[Bulls Beers]

I'd hardly call the last 5+ minutes of Flyers play as "fading." They're all over the Pens right now in Fleury's kitchen. He'll crack, just like every other time. Game's far from over, but he's definitely the reason the Flyers are up by a couple.

Uh oh...Not lookin good. I just hope it goes 7....

 

[jtkratzer]

Uh oh...Not lookin good. I just hope it goes 7....

We'll see. I'll take a positive away that the power play was effective again and the Pens relied solely on Fleury to get them through that game as the Flyers dominated most of the third.

Good to see actual hockey played for once.

 

[copyright1997]

I'd hardly call the last 5+ minutes of Flyers play as "fading." They're all over the Pens right now in Fleury's kitchen. He'll crack, just like every other time. Game's far from over, but he's definitely the reason the Flyers are up by a couple.

I wouldn't call that cracking. The flower was the star of this game.

 

[spearko520]

is it me or does al morganti look like he's riddled with lyme..?

 

[copyright1997]

We'll see. I'll take a positive away that the power play was effective again and the Pens relied solely on Fleury to get them through that game as the Flyers dominated most of the third.

Good to see actual hockey played for once.

Agree with you on both points. Pens spent too much time trying to defend in the last 10 minutes, not enough time trying to burn time or score by being in the Flyers end. Also, a real hockey game, not pond hockey.

 

[jtkratzer]

Agree with you on both points. Pens spent too much time trying to defend in the last 10 minutes, not enough time trying to burn time or score by being in the Flyers end. Also, a real hockey game, not pond hockey.

Yeah, had the Flyers got the tying goal, they had everything going for them to get the next, possibly in OT, like Game 1. Just the way the bounces go.

Flyers better come out rocking on Sunday and wrap it up or they might be up there in history on the other side of where their name is now.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Did anyone else notice this!!!!

<img src="https://www.homebrewtalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=58219"/>

She can't stay home with that baby!

Saw that too. My wife was sitting next to me with our 1 month old daughter and saying "how old is that baby????".



P.S. Detroit is going down.

 

[MeatyPortion]

So much for motor city. Unfortunately the Hawks will likely join them tomorrow night for an early vacation.