Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[copyright1997]

Well played, but I have a question. How many kegs do you have?

Judging by your signature, 27?

Thanks for asking. Given this is the hockey thread:
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I have 11 corny kegs, always looking for more. I have 1 plastic bucket and 5 glass carboys which I use as primaries. I usually don't secondary, but instead condition in a keg. (I will do a secondary for a fruit beer, etc.) I have a converted refrigerator (which just broke, uggh) and a ge 7.0 cu ft. keezer which I have yet to put a collar on. So, I could keep 4 + 3 = 7 kegs chilled, but now down to 4 possible since the converted refrigerator compressor keeps cycling on and off every minute. I also have another refrigerator which I moved to the basement when I got a new fridge last year. I currently use this for a fermentation chamber (heat it in winter).

At the moment, I have in my keezer:
keg 1 - soda water!
keg 2 - Pilsner (lager)
keg 3 - just carbonated shandy
keg 4 - Lakefront IPA (carbonating)

Still in primaries, but all ready to keg as soon as I get off my lazy a*s:
Golden Nugget (a session toned down version of Nugget Nectar)
Sculpan Ballast Point IPA
Kabe's Secret APA

I also go from keg to bottle to save some as I have limited keezer space. So, for instance I've had the Pilsner on tap for a while...may try to bottle the rest of it to make room for the Golden Nugget.

I wanted to brew today but had to work and then work on my *&#@ taxes.

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[copyright1997]

This is right outside his house.

Nice, that would be great! I do have about 300# of grains in my basement.

When I was in PA last weekend I bought a case of Victory (Hop Devil, Prima Pils, Golden Monkey sampler case) in honor of my Philadelphia area hockey friends.

 

[FreshZ]

Thanks for asking. Given this is the hockey thread:
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I have 11 corny kegs, always looking for more. I have 1 plastic bucket and 5 glass carboys

300# of grain in basement

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And I get sh*t from the SWMBO for having 4 buckets and a carboy.

 

[SPLASTiK]

3 Games for Shaw... While I agree with the reasoning like he didn't make a reasonable effort to avoid contact, etc. I figured 1 extra game would be enough, if anything at all since he got a game misconduct, as he wasn't injured.

http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=60&id=172552

 

[jtkratzer]

You really need some other hobbies, as you are obsessing on Crosby. May I suggest brewing?

Dude, I said my sister in law sent it to me...just a repost.

Thanks for asking. Given this is the hockey thread:
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I have 11 corny kegs, always looking for more. I have 1 plastic bucket and 5 glass carboys which I use as primaries. I usually don't secondary, but instead condition in a keg. (I will do a secondary for a fruit beer, etc.) I have a converted refrigerator (which just broke, uggh) and a ge 7.0 cu ft. keezer which I have yet to put a collar on. So, I could keep 4 + 3 = 7 kegs chilled, but now down to 4 possible since the converted refrigerator compressor keeps cycling on and off every minute. I also have another refrigerator which I moved to the basement when I got a new fridge last year. I currently use this for a fermentation chamber (heat it in winter).

At the moment, I have in my keezer:
keg 1 - soda water!
keg 2 - Pilsner (lager)
keg 3 - just carbonated shandy
keg 4 - Lakefront IPA (carbonating)

Still in primaries, but all ready to keg as soon as I get off my lazy a*s:
Golden Nugget (a session toned down version of Nugget Nectar)
Sculpan Ballast Point IPA
Kabe's Secret APA

I also go from keg to bottle to save some as I have limited keezer space. So, for instance I've had the Pilsner on tap for a while...may try to bottle the rest of it to make room for the Golden Nugget.

I wanted to brew today but had to work and then work on my *&#@ taxes.

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I have 14 ball locks, a side-by-side that's going to become a fermenation chamber, a vintage GE fridge that's going to become a three tapper with Perlicks (got two of three), and my Brew Magic that's under construction to go all electric.

I also have my motorcyle. I have a Jeep I've loved for years that I'm selling after finishing a few things on it last night. The diesel truck pulls, tows, and hauls way more and gets better mileage than the Jeep.

Then there's reloading...I have a .260 Remington I put three rounds at 100 yards into 0.174"...that's less than 3/16" of an inch, or smaller than a deer's eye. Bring on deer season. Also have the bow and my wife and I both enjoy shooting those.

And I have some remodeling to do in preparation of child 2, a boy due at the end of July.

 

[ColbyJack]

Uh... Back to your regularly scheduled program. Lundquist had a he'll of a game yesterday, and I couldn't have scripted a more perfect win. Boyle gets boos the entire game and gets the game- winning only goal in a hard fought and clean game!!!
Anybody else see Tortorella blow his top when Callahan got his slashing penalty??? Hilarious.
Go Rangers!!!

 

[spearko520]

Also have the bow and my wife and I both enjoy shooting those.

i'm pretty sure that shooting your wife may impact your marriage in a negative way

 

[copyright1997]

I also have my motorcyle. I have a Jeep I've loved for years that I'm selling after finishing a few things on it last night.

No motorcycle (had one a long, long time ago and still have my motorcycle license), but do have a 94 Camaro (crappy picture alert, was taken at night). The car (z-28, 350 small block V-8, same engine as 94 Vette) , 6 speed manual transmission, t-tops (all original options except for leather), and has less than 30k miles on it.

I would like to get a truck (preferably a diesel to be able to haul a medium sized travel trailer). Any recommendations?

 

[jtkratzer]

i'm pretty sure that shooting your wife may impact your marriage in a negative way

That didn't come out right. I'm sure you're all tracking that we both have bows and enjoy shooting together.

No motorcycle (had one a long, long time ago and still have my motorcycle license), but do have a 94 Camaro (crappy picture alert, was taken at night). The car (z-28, 350 small block V-8, same engine as 94 Vette) , 6 speed manual transmission, t-tops (all original options except for leather), and has less than 30k miles on it.

I would like to get a truck (preferably a diesel to be able to haul a medium sized travel trailer). Any recommendations?

My Jeep is a 96 Cherokee 5 speed with almost 240,000 miles on the 4.0.

My bike is a Suzuki SV650 naked bike. I love the torque of the twin and the upright riding position of the naked bike compared to something like the crotch rocket racing style bikes. I'd love to put a cruiser in the garage as well to give the wife a more comfortable seat.

Depends on how big you want to go...I'm a Cummins fan, but the current towing champ, I believe two years in a row, is the GMC 3500 dually...if you want to be able to move 30,000 lbs down the road between truck and trailer.

If you have a family, the Dodge Mega Cabs are awesome...the rear seats recline and with a short bed, you can still have a reasonable length and put a gooseneck or 5th wheel in it.

What size trailer are you towing? My factory bumper hitch is rated to 10k.

 

[jtkratzer]

Wow...Hossa almost got killed. This has to be a response to Shaw's hit on Mike Smith.

This has to draw a massive suspension...late, hit to the head, left his feet. It's another textbook hit that probably will draw a one game suspension. No penalty even called on the play.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Torres just assured that he's going to miss the next 3 games at least.

 

[Boleslaus]

What happened I was watching the Preds game?

 

[MeatyPortion]

Torres steamrolled Hossa by leaving his feet before the hit.

 

[grouperdude]

Go panthers

 

[jtkratzer]

I'm hoping Hossa is fine and the stretcher bit is an attempt to get a bigger suspension since Shanny has openly said the significance of the injury plays a role in the punishment.



An interesting gif I saw on another forum:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z51/lilybonniecarp/2012 Playoffs/penmaf.gif

 

[Boleslaus]

Stretcher!?

 

[noodle23]

That was a f**king vicious hit on Hossa. Holy crap

 

[MeatyPortion]

Hawks are picking it up a bit. 3rd period should be good. Phuck Phoenix.

 

[copyright1997]

4 games for Asham, 1 game for Neal.

After the Hossa hit, Neal's looked like a love-tap.

Shanny is getting busier and busier.

Edit: I guess players (including those on my team) should be happy I'm not the one running the department of player safety. I think Neal should have gotten at least a game for each of the two incidents, and Asham a 10 game suspension. (Although a factor in his case seemed to be the fact he had never been warned/fined/suspended in his 13 year career.) My comment above about Hossa is an attempt to make humor.

I actually think the only way to stop this is if players are assessed much higher suspensions, e.g. 20 games, 30 games, etc.

 

[emjay]

Bah... Phoenix caught up for all of 33 seconds...

 

[emjay]

LOL posted a second too early.

 

[MeatyPortion]

It would be nice to see Chicago work on their breakouts. They really suck at it and look lazy in their own zone.

 

[copyright1997]

What size trailer are you towing? My factory bumper hitch is rated to 10k.

Right now, nothing. But interested in getting something in the 28-26 foot range. I figure a decent truck I could use to pull would be useful for other things as well.

 

[emjay]

Feck yeah Phoenix!

Great round of games tonight.

 

[MeatyPortion]

**** **** ******* sonofabitch

 

[emjay]

Torres should get the first star.

 

[arturo7]

Crawford musta been snoozin'

 

[mpenn35]

Wow some good games tonight, but not the results I wanted. The Wings, Hawks, and Devils all lost me a good deal of money.

And seriously, a one game suspension for Neal??? Ridiculous.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Torres should get the first star.

I hope he gets AIDS

 

[emjay]

I hope he gets AIDS

Me too, actually. I went to the same high school as him and knew his brother... Guy was a ******.

The last semester I was there, Stamkos was a freshman. Kid was actually a total nerd, but I'm glad to see how well he's done.