Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[arturo7]

Yummy!

nice

 

[paulster2626]

Guess who's first in the NHL right at this very second? THAT'S RIGHT, MO-FO'S:

THE GREATEST TEAM, THE GREATEST FANS.

GO LEAFS GO!

 

[Beezy]

Guess who's first in the NHL right at this very second? THAT'S RIGHT, MO-FO'S:

THE GREATEST TEAM, THE GREATEST FANS.

GO LEAFS GO!

Guess who will be taking that back and filleting sharks tonight?

 

[Beezy]

Alright sharks. I'm still getting shark for the grill this weekend. Have your fun now. The big boys compete in the finals.

 

[Leeds1]

Pittsburgh Stats:
Neal tied for 1st in goals.
Fleury tied for 1st in wins.
Pittsburgh 1st in points, 3rd in overall % wins (behind Washington and Dallas).
Pittsburgh 1st in PK% (thanks Cookie, Park, Dupuis, others) Only 1 PK goal given up. That one was in OT on a 4 on 3 situation. Three short handed goals score (league lead).
8th in PP%, but that's a heck of lot better than last year.
11th in Goals per game, without Crosby, mostly w/o Malkin. Doing ok here too.

So far, so good!

Hey, how come we only hear from Detroit, Philly, Pittsburgh, and Caps fans here. Where's everyone else?

Lol at a Pens fan pointing to stats a month into the season. I'm guessing you wore your baby blue 87 jersey that you bought in 2006 around town today too didn't you.

Pssst..... There was hockey in Pittsburgh before 2005.

 

[copyright1997]

Alright sharks. I'm still getting shark for the grill this weekend. Have your fun now. The big boys compete in the finals.

I'm glad we (Pittsburgh) don't have to worry about playing the Sharks in the playoffs (because the Sharks never reach the finals ). Actually, of all the Western conference teams, I like to watch the Sharks and Colorado.

Still, a point is a point. Should have been two, but oh well.

No scoring depth tonight. All Pittsburgh points involved the Malkin line. One other point...the refs let just about anything happen without calling a penalty (on either team), except for the one penalty (on Orpik) which shouldn't have been called.

 

[copyright1997]

Lol at a Pens fan pointing to stats a month into the season. I'm guessing you wore your baby blue 87 jersey that you bought in 2006 around town today too didn't you.

Pssst..... There was hockey in Pittsburgh before 2005.

Dude, if you had bothered to read earlier posts you would have found I had season tickets to the Penguins in the early years after they became an NHL expansion team. And I only gave them up because I moved to New York for work after getting my degree.

By your profile age, I'd say I was watching games in the igloo when you were pooping in your diaper.

 

[Leeds1]

Dude, if you had bothered to read earlier posts you would have found I had season tickets to the Penguins in the early years after they became an NHL expansion team. And I only gave them up because I moved to New York for work after getting my degree.

By your profile age, I'd say I was watching games in the igloo when you were pooping in your diaper.

Did you really just say you gave them up? That's a joke, right?

Bwahahahaha........dude.

 

[Leeds1]

I'm glad we (Pittsburgh) don't have to worry about playing the Sharks in the playoffs (because the Sharks never reach the finals ). Actually, of all the Western conference teams, I like to watch the Sharks and Colorado.

Still, a point is a point. Should have been two, but oh well.

No scoring depth tonight. All Pittsburgh points involved the Malkin line. One other point...the refs let just about anything happen without calling a penalty (on either team), except for the one penalty (on Orpik) which shouldn't have been called.

Classic Pens fan complaining about the lack of penalties called.

 

[emjay]

Did you really just say you gave them up? That's a joke, right?

Bwahahahaha........dude.

I assume you're referring to the practice of selling the season ticket "license", rather than simply giving them up?

Because I'm pretty sure only a few NHL teams even have such a thing (unlike the NFL, where it's much more common).

 

[Beezy]

I am not complaining about anything. We got a point that's fine. Not concerning at all.

 

[statseeker]

Only one team really won though and it wasnt yours. Sharks played good clutch hockey and the Pens fell apart. They only scored one on Thomas Greiss. Anti Niemi needs to get his act together though. They wont reach the playoffs if he doesnt.

 

[emjay]

Guess who will be taking that back and filleting sharks tonight?

Well, guess that didn't happen.

Pens are technically in 2nd place, while even having played one game more than Toronto has (and also having lost head-to-head last weekend).

And both Chicago AND Edmonton are merely a single point behind, while having played 2 games less.

So realistically, the Pens are 4th at best. Really 5th, IMO, when you consider that the Caps are behind by 3 points, but 4 games played.

Basically, they only *look* like they're near the top because they have played more games so far than ANY of the other 29 teams in the league.

 

[copyright1997]

Did you really just say you gave them up? That's a joke, right?

Bwahahahaha........dude.

Maybe it isn't that you didn't read the earlier posts. Maybe it just that you don't know HOW to read and comprehend. When I left Pittsburgh, I moved 400 miles away. At that time, keeping season tickets didn't mean anything, as they regularly got about 3000-5000 people in an arena that held 18,000.

So, Mr Long Time Fan - when was your first hockey game, where, and why don't you have season tickets? At least I have an excuse, being 500 miles from my team.

 

[copyright1997]

Classic Pens fan complaining about the lack of penalties called.

I wasn't really complaining about penalties (well, except for the one called on Oprick). It was just interesting and surprising compared to the typical way games are being called this year.

The Sharks played well after the goalie change, and deserved to get the extra point.

 

[Beezy]

Well, guess that didn't happen.

Pens are technically in 2nd place, while even having played one game more than Toronto has (and also having lost head-to-head last weekend).

And both Chicago AND Edmonton are merely a single point behind, while having played 2 games less.

So realistically, the Pens are 4th at best. Really 5th, IMO, when you consider that the Caps are behind by 3 points, but 4 games played.

Basically, they only *look* like they're near the top because they have played more games so far than ANY of the other 29 teams in the league.

Enjoy it while it lasts buddy.

 

[solbes]

MN Wild are getting it done lately. Josh Harding is on fire between the pipes, we gotta ride this for as long as we can. Even had a bit of scoring last night vs Vancouver which was nice to see. I like our new look first line, and scoring should continue to improve as players adjust to Yeo's new system.

Hoping for 2 against the Blues before we head on the road. Trying to catch Edmonton who doesn't seem to let in any goals. Strange results so far, to say the least. I would have predicted Vancouver having a 6 point lead by now.

 

[DangerRoss]

Last night was EXCELLENT!!!!

Flyers LOSE!!!
Wings LOST!!!
Wild WIN!!!
and the Sharks came back to beat the Pens!!!!!

 

[DangerRoss]

Since no one other than solbes watches the Wild, I'll treat you all to Clutterbuck punching a Zebra in the face. Enjoy!
[ame="http://youtu.be/vp3XfT67uPY"]http://youtu.be/vp3XfT67uPY[/ame]

 

[solbes]

Danger,

This was my fav from last night. The Tenderness skates around the Canuck guy who lays down, then bangs one off of the goalie mask from a backhander. Too bad goalie masks aren't metallic. You would have heard the CLANG all the way to Vancouver!

 

[DangerRoss]

Yeah that was a sick goal. I am a big fan of the backhander!

 

[Beezy]

What happened to the Laughs? Pens #1 again FYI

 

[emjay]

Penis #1 again FYI

Okay then...

 

[mcaple1]

BOOOYA.....Minnesota 4 in a row!!! Can we be stopped?

 

[Beezy]

Okay then...

Oh you changed Pens into Penis, that is hilarious. You should be on tv. Didn't know you thought so highly of my unit. Why thank you.

 

[paulster2626]

BOOOYA.....Minnesota 4 in a row!!! Can we be stopped?

Minny? Does anyone care...

 

[paulster2626]

What happened to the Laughs? Pens #1 again FYI

Boston only plays well against the Leafs this season for some reason. That said - YIKES. Glad I opted for a dinner date than watching the game. Blinked at the bar and it was 3-0. Gross.

Leafs need their #1 goalie back so they can start playing properly again. For whatever reason they can't do this with anyone else in net.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Boston only plays well against the Leafs this season for some reason. That said - YIKES. Glad I opted for a dinner date than watching the game. Blinked at the bar and it was 3-0. Gross.

Leafs need their #1 goalie back so they can start playing properly again. For whatever reason they can't do this with anyone else in net.

They've won two in a row.. Hopefully there back on track..They definitely have Toronto's number..We beat Ottawa last Tuesday 5-3.

 

[arturo7]

Blues just fired Payne and hired a fat *******.

 

[emjay]

Damn, the Hawks got spanked by the 'Nuckleheads. Giving up 5 goals while killing penalties cost them their first regulation loss at home and their first losing streak of the season. They've been looking pretty promising, but if their PK is going to be so weak, they really can't afford to be taking so many penalties.