Equality in movie roles......(SOFAS)

[cheezydemon3]

MULTIPLE CHOICE.......and this is for posterity.....so please, be honest.

Hi

 

[Rhumbline]

Significant Other Fermenting Alchohol?

Outside of our group there might not be too much interest. Not really action packed cinematography

 

[cheezydemon3]

No, I don't know if it stands for anything.

 

[Hammy71]

I voted for sofas. Al Bundy sat on a sofa....or wait....was it a couch? Crap, I think I miss-voted. Damn Peg....

 

[cheezydemon3]

Here is Zul'jin's definitive work on the subject. Truely breathtaking.....
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/code-enforcement-52640/

 

[Ridire]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sofa

 

[cheezydemon3]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sofa

Bastard......

 

[Ridire]

Bastard......

I am very much hoping that "My Mother was a SOFA" wins, if this is what we are using as a definition.

 

[finsfan]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sofa

#4 and #5 are my favorite

 

[Zuljin]

Oh, yall have watched a lot of sofa flicks. Hot blond on a sofa. Sexy brunette on a sofa. Two BBW on a sofa. Yeah. Sofamatography is yalls favorite visual art.

 

[LAHammer]

I've always hated code monkeys. But, I may also be a racist.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh, yall have watched a lot of sofa flicks. Hot blond on a sofa. Sexy brunette on a sofa. Two BBW on a sofa. Yeah. Sofamatography is yalls favorite visual art.

phffffffffft....

Casting COUCH...not a sofa.

 

[finsfan]

F sofas! Im gonna go put my ass all over mine right now just in spite!

 

[Rhumbline]

So, I can't be arsed to do the research and I'm admittedly not real hip to the latest fads and lingo, but are we actually talking about the things you sit on?

'cause y'all are messin' with my head.

 

[Zuljin]

phffffffffft....

Casting COUCH...not a sofa.

These gals have already got the part.

 

[KayaBrew]

I tend toward davenports and futons. What does that get me?

 

[cheezydemon3]

So, I can't be arsed to do the research and I'm admittedly not real hip to the latest fads and lingo, but are we actually talking about the things you sit on?

'cause y'all are messin' with my head.

He don't know me very well......do he?

Yes. Sofas, loveseats, couches, etc.

I tend toward davenports and futons. What does that get me?

Racist.

 

[hunter_le five]

I voted for every single option because F*** THE SYSTEM!

 

[Homercidal]

SOFAs are necessary as they do the roles that other furniture are unwilling to do. Personally, I like a good divan, but they are hard to come across.

I find there is an alarming lack of SOFA on SOFA action these days.

 

[cheezydemon3]

SOFAs are necessary as they do the roles that other furniture are unwilling to do. Personally, I like a good divan, but they are hard to come across.

I find there is an alarming lack of SOFA on SOFA action these days.

And lets face it, not only do sofas do jobs that loveseats would never do, THEY WORK TWICE AS HARD.

If I hire 2 sofas, I will get as much work done as 5 loveseats and a recliner.

 

[Rhumbline]

Well I have to say that sofas have been very well represented on the small screen. Friends was basically a show about sofas although they got stiff competition from recliners for a bit. There are a lot of other examples.

Maybe movies pander to a more discriminating group, dare I say the settee crowd? The divan demographic?

BTW it was the code monkey choice that had me thinking this might be about something other than furniture.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well I have to say that sofas have been very well represented on the small screen. Friends was basically a show about sofas although they got stiff competition from recliners for a bit. There are a lot of other examples.

Maybe movies pander to a more discriminating group, dare I say the settee crowd? The divan demographic?

BTW it was the code monkey choice that had me thinking this might be about something other than furniture.

Did you read the cited literature?????? Here let me hold your hand.

WITNESS.....the single greatest paragraph ever written on HBT.....
Chapter 1 paragraph 1:

my sofa an th porch is very ncice, they can kiss my ass. ill take em all. fight me bout it. i dare yalls. leave mty sofa alone. wicker is ugly, cordaroy is way nicer. we give ut cnadu w no raxors on halloween on thst soafa to the kids. you lie kkids, no. ? sofa is good. friend ssit on it and drink beers,., we make bbers and they tll me ny niegbor isworse but he is my friend., i dont complain. leav ehis dead mommas stuff alone tgoo. this IS texas! we kicj u in pit. die code monkey!!!!@

"We kicj u in pit"....savour that a mometn. Trjy it on for size. Kicj it around a bit...... and then......

KICJ IT IN THE PIT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[boydster]

i lvoe soafas. wer watych ollythe sofa moves here . i alsp vted fro die code monkey and kick u in pit tho so wjat comr fi nd me this ain;t texas bro!!!!!@

 

[Rhumbline]

Either you're drinking too much, or I'm drinking too little :fro:

 

[Alypius]

I thought "We kicj u in pit" might have been Polish for something.

 

[Homercidal]

Then one day there you are sitting on what you think is a SOFA, and BAM, out pops a bed! It's kind of scary, kind of exciting at the same time.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Imagine:
You are sitting on the edge of a pit. You have offended one of the MIGHTY ones. He comes along and BAM! Kicks you so hard, that you actually fly into the pit.

Absolutely breathtaking.

 

[boydster]

Either you're drinking too much, or I'm drinking too little :fro:

u mist br another oner a them code monkeys tells me too much I can tel; ur not enough so cach up .

 

[boydster]

On a less drucken note, I was reading "pit" in a different context. I thought he was going to kick someone's armpit. That scene looked hilarious in my head.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Nope.

and I quote, Roman Anarchist Maniacs 13:12:52......


"And thou shalt kick thine enemy with much force and gusto, praying that thine enemy then flieth into the very pit of despair..."

So, the pit may be metaphorical, but what would be more despair inducing, than to wake up in a pit?????

 

[Zuljin]

Then one day there you are sitting on what you think is a SOFA, and BAM, out pops a bed! It's kind of scary, kind of exciting at the same time.

Ah. Sofa beds. The heaviest of the sofas. We had one. It was mint green tweed with pink, and a Catholic school girl type pleated skirt along the bottom. Very nice.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Wow. Only one person had a sofa as a mom? I think there is some denial going on here.......and I will be the first to admit it.

I can't go back and change my vote.....oh god...........but.....MY MOM WAS A SOFA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Anyone?

 

[boydster]

My cousin has a buddy whose godmother is a sofa...

 

[cheezydemon3]

My cousin has a buddy whose godmother is a sofa...

My condolences.