Early Glassware Retirement Thread (another one bites the dust)

[Snarf1]

It's uncanny how perfectly shaped the hole is.

I'd be tempted to put the broken piece inside and retire it to the glass cabinet.

 

[libbey]

Jonada, I feel your pain.

It is with infinite sadness that I'm here to report the passing of my beloved batch 002 snifter. My wife was doing the dishes this morning and noticed the gaping hole in the side of the glass. Not sure when or how it happened. In the end it's my own fault for not washing it immediately upon completion of use.

Big thanks to Doc for sending that guy my way a while back for nothing more than whatever I felt like sending in return. It was fun while it lasted!

The pain is real

 

[Doc1]

Jonada, I feel your pain.

It is with infinite sadness that I'm here to report the passing of my beloved batch 002 snifter. My wife was doing the dishes this morning and noticed the gaping hole in the side of the glass. Not sure when or how it happened. In the end it's my own fault for not washing it immediately upon completion of use.

Big thanks to Doc for sending that guy my way a while back for nothing more than whatever I felt like sending in return. It was fun while it lasted!

**** is eerie. I woke up to feed our annoying cats at 4 am, and as I stumble around in the dark I kick something that clinks along the floor. Turn on a light and look what has mysteriously broken:

One of the bastard cats. If I had taken a large step instead of a small one I'd have needed stitches. This was literally this morning.

 

[GuisseppeFranco]

**** is eerie. I woke up to feed our annoying cats at 4 am, and as I stumble around in the dark I kick something that clinks along the floor. Turn on a light and look what has mysteriously broken:

One of the bastard cats. If I had taken a large step instead of a small one I'd have needed stitches. This was literally this morning.

Someone's ******* w us! tosh?

 

[Lutter]

Jonada, I feel your pain.

It is with infinite sadness that I'm here to report the passing of my beloved batch 002 snifter. My wife was doing the dishes this morning and noticed the gaping hole in the side of the glass. Not sure when or how it happened. In the end it's my own fault for not washing it immediately upon completion of use.

Big thanks to Doc for sending that guy my way a while back for nothing more than whatever I felt like sending in return. It was fun while it lasted!

I can't comprehend how you break a hole through glass. That's some Catwoman ****.

 

[GuisseppeFranco]

I can't comprehend how you break a hole through glass. That's some Catwoman ****.

So you're saying I should just kill my wife, right?

 

[duceswild]

Jonada, I feel your pain.

It is with infinite sadness that I'm here to report the passing of my beloved batch 002 snifter. My wife was doing the dishes this morning and noticed the gaping hole in the side of the glass. Not sure when or how it happened. In the end it's my own fault for not washing it immediately upon completion of use.

Big thanks to Doc for sending that guy my way a while back for nothing more than whatever I felt like sending in return. It was fun while it lasted!

Definitely glue that back in. Could probably still trade for whalez

 

[Saugusbrewer]

I can't comprehend how you break a hole through glass. That's some Catwoman ****.

I can't imagine how the rest did not break.

 

[nanobrew1]

Jonada, I feel your pain.

It is with infinite sadness that I'm here to report the passing of my beloved batch 002 snifter. My wife was doing the dishes this morning and noticed the gaping hole in the side of the glass. Not sure when or how it happened. In the end it's my own fault for not washing it immediately upon completion of use.

Big thanks to Doc for sending that guy my way a while back for nothing more than whatever I felt like sending in return. It was fun while it lasted!

Well that is a unique approach to a glory hole.

 

[Trady]

Without fail, my wife. Every time.

 

[Fingolfin]

annoying cats

bastard cats

celticfutblclub

 

[celticfutblclub]

↑
annoying cats
↑
bastard cats

 

[Doc1]

↑
annoying cats
↑
bastard cats

I love cats. But take mine for a week, and you'll change that gif.

 

[ExPimp]

Lost this one a few nights ago. Was washing it and hit the side on the bottom of the sink.... Wasn't even drunk, it was my first beer. It also sliced a chunk of my pinkie which bled forever.

 

[CheapBeerBuzz]

"Dislike"? Picture of pinkie?

 

[regularjohn]

it also makes me sad every time i see this thread bumped. #glasswarelivesmatter

you've guys been on a hot streak since i posted this, feelsbadman

 

[Snarf1]

Without fail, my wife. Every time.

Maybe she's telling you to wash your own damn beer glasses?

 

[Trady]

Maybe she's telling you to wash your own damn beer glasses?

This was the first one in about 2 years because I've banned her from doing it. She wasn't even washing this one, it was on my rubber glass drying mat, which has become overrun with baby bottles and other crap. She took a bunch of stuff out if the dishwasher to dry and it knocked my glass over.

 

[Snarf1]

This was the first one in about 2 years because I've banned her from doing it. She wasn't even washing this one, it was on my rubber glass drying mat, which has become overrun with baby bottles and other crap. She took a bunch of stuff out if the dishwasher to dry and it knocked my glass over.

This is what happens when you don't make the annual Duvel glass sacrifice. Speaking of, I need to pick up a 4 pack with a tulip.

 

[Trady]

This is what happens when you don't make the annual Duvel glass sacrifice. Speaking of, I need to pick up a 4 pack with a tulip.

Hilariously, that was what she last broke 2+ years ago.

 

[coldstorage]

My wife took one down this morning.


I said "it's ok just stuff" but when I was walking away I was thinking to myself "you handled that really well..."

 

[stakem1]

My wife took one down this morning.


I said "it's ok just stuff" but when I was walking away I was thinking to myself "you handled that really well..."

Its not the same glass but I have a dark greenish text SARA snifter you can have as a replacement if you want it? I have only ever drank like 2 SARA beers and will likely never use it as proper glassware again since im out of the trading loop and looking to reduce my glassware collection.

 

[coldstorage]

Very generous! but I'm pretty sure I can still go buy another one which probably played into my decision to take it easy on the old girl....

Wait, did you just say you need someone to send you some Sara?

 

[stakem1]

Very generous! but I'm pretty sure I can still go buy another one which probably played into my decision to take it easy on the old girl....

Wait, did you just say you need someone to send you some Sara?

Yet again proving that this site is simply the worst on the interwebs.

Gene should change the TB slogan to something along the lines of: "TalkBeer; the community so worst, you cant even give free butt beer stuff away."

 

[Dogfishjoey]

Back from the dead thanks to brees6221

 

[CheapBeerBuzz]

Back from the dead thanks to brees6221

Glue?

 

[Lutter]

Glue?

 

[Dogfishjoey]

Glue?

 

[jivex5k1]

Well I guess the mega snifter doesn't like hot water.

I filled it yesterday to measure out some water for pasta, today my girl noticed it was cracked. That's what I get for disgracing it with such a purpose.

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

Well I guess the mega snifter doesn't like hot water.

I filled it yesterday to measure out some water for pasta, today my girl noticed it was cracked. That's what I get for disgracing it with such a purpose.