******* neighbor

[Steveruch]

How stupid do you have to be to allow an eight week old puppy to run free and act surprised when he wanders off and doesn't come running when you repeatedly call his name which he can't possibly have learned in the week or so that you've had him?

 

[RPh_Guy]

Half of people are below average intelligence.

 

[jcav]

Maybe he doesn't like his name!

John

 

[smurfjuice]

Or his master …

 

[Steveruch]

Her two preschool aged children get only marginally more attention.

 

[smurfjuice]

Kinda shows the parenting skills right there ...

 

[NickTheGreat]

If you love something let it go, and if it comes back, it was meant to be?

 

[HTH1975]

Half of people are below average intelligence.

Exactly, and I’m not even sure about the other 40%

 

[beernutz]

Half of people are below average intelligence.

Except the children of Lake Wobegon.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

 

[shetc]

Half of people are below average intelligence.

Looks like 30 to 40% depending on the poll

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

(Edit: It is a stupid quote, as the truth would be to think of how stupid the median person is, and half are dumber than that. But I digress.)

 

[brew703]

Just think how many dumb-asses have kids that shouldn't.

 

[Steveruch]

Kinda shows the parenting skills right there ...

More like lack thereof.

 

[Steveruch]

If you love something let it go, and if it comes back, it was meant to be?

Unless it's a two month old puppy, hopefully not meant to be roadkill.
She's really lucky that neither of her two young children have wandered off.

 

[Steveruch]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Beauty fades but dumb is forever. - Judge Judy