Dry Humping question

[drsocc]

So I made and Extra Lovin' Bitter. I want to give it that 'extra lovin' by dry humping the carboy when I transfer it to secondary. How much dry humping to get that extra lovin' flavor?

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[GilaMinumBeer]

Can't help with the amount but, it's been proven that if you use Star San it causes your bung to pop outta the opening.:cross:

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

Quite a bit actually, youll also need to be listening to Air Supply.

 

[NWernBrewer]

+1 on the Air Supply - I would also recommend scented candles. I think you will taste the difference.

 

[Smogre]

When it's time for the rack, be very gentle.

 

[Arneba28]

Lets play a little game I like to call. "Just the tip".........of the hydrometer that is, Your beer will thank you over and over and over

 

[DUCCCC]

Like this guy?
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[jtvinny]

You will get great head in the end if this is done correctly. Good luck!

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

+1 on the Air Supply. It will make sure your brew is very receptive when you "pitch your yeast"

 

[DJCalico]

LOL

I'm literally laughing out loud in my office. The video sealed the deal.

 

[HOOTER]

Does dry humping a carboy mean your a homosexual?

 

[jezter6]

If it's glass - it only has one hole - then yes.

If it's a ported better bottle, then it has 2 holes which makes it female.

 

[JVD_X]

So I made and Extra Lovin' Bitter. I want to give it that 'extra lovin' by dry humping the carboy when I transfer it to secondary. How much dry humping to get that extra lovin' flavor?

[/parodythread]

Dude - you dry humped the carboy? You need medical help Next time use some keg lube.

 

[drsocc]

some of these posts almost made me spit out my coffee.

ARCHIVE!

 

[cheezydemon]

I can't believe this thread is in EXTRACT BREWING!!!!!

I am outraged. Shouldn't it be in General Techniques?

 

[Hopleaf]

Sing "I wanna know what looooovvvveee isssss, I want you to shooooow me!" while humping the carboy, my preferred method.

 

[cheezydemon]

I just use a sanitized blow up doll as my primary now. Saves a lot of trouble.

 

[HOOTER]

Can you get genital worts from dry-humping a carboy?

 

[Arneba28]

You will get great head in the end

oh god no. No thankyou!

oh oh, Head.........................in the end.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Can you get genital worts from dry-humping a carboy?

*GROAN* that was terrible

 

[drsocc]

*GROAN* that was terrible

Just don't put it in the bung hole and I think you'll be alright.

...that joke hurt me to type out.

 

[Hoosierbrewer]

Do you get better results from a doggie dry hump a missionary dry hump or the carboy on top?

There should be a thread for people to post their different dry humping techniques. And to think I just got an aeration stone and a filter to use a pump with.

 

[Ooompa Loompa]

I have nothing useful to contribute, but just wanted to say I prosted here.

 

[vav]

This thread is ridiculous, i'm outta here.









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The girlfriend and i are gunna go have some Edmund Fitzgerald.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Let's get a little more reedickulus.

http://tts.imtranslator.net/R0F

 

[BierMuncher]

Passed out in the brew shop one night and woke to the sound of my betterbottle saying...


"...wrong hole *******..."

 

[littlehop]

My carboys mad at me, it caught me with two erlenmeyer flasks. Now what!

 

[HOOTER]

The girlfriend and i are gunna go dry hump.

Sorry, I had to do it. Now that I've officially crossed the line (if I hadn't already) I should quit while I'm behind. :cross:

 

[EvilTOJ]

My carboys mad at me, it caught me with two erlenmeyer flasks. Now what!

Turn the lights on a little low, put on some soft music, bust out the Air Supply and get a little 'starter' going if you know what I mean.

 

[jpsloan]

Depends largely on how finely you ground your grist... particularly if it was hand-cranked.

All said, though, it's worth the extra dry humping to achieve better aroma and mouthfeel straight out of the cornie.