Drunken ramblngs

[Cape Brewing]

(officially ranting)

AND screw the driving you all the way down there!! I deserve this kind of abuse after I had to sit and listen to that Gawd DAMN freakin' Baltic Porter and Rauchbeer story... AGAIN??!?!? Jeeeeeeeeeesus... YES BABALU, you had a Baltic Porter do well in a competition!! We get it!!!!!

"So Babalu, how 'bout this weather we're having?"
"Yeah, it reminds of the weather we were having when I made my award winning Baltic Porter"


"So Babalu, how 'bout them Patriots this year?"
"Patriots? They have that Longshot Competion now with Sam Adams. I should enter my award-winning Baltic Porter into that"

"Hey Babalu, your truck is on fire!"
"I bet I could put that fire out in 10 seconds flat if I had a sixer of my award winning Baltic Porter!"

"So Babalu, how do you think our new President is going to do?"
"If he does half as well as my award winning Baltic Porter did, I'll be happy!"

(holding gun to head, closing eyes and gently squeezing the trigger)

 

[babalu87]

damn it... I should have gutted you and used your dead carcass as a coat a la Luke Skywalker and the ton-ton from Star Wars when I had the chance!

AFter I brave the cold and snow to drive your azz ALL the way down to freakin' Newort and back so you could get free beer for your prescious little cultivated yeasties... this is the thanks I get!?!

Ridiculous.

You're probably just bent out of shape because PTN just took off for Florida with your gerbil.

You act like we arent supposed to have snow?

Maybe if you wore a jacket instead of a Jucie Couture shirt you wouldnt have been so cold.

............ and for what its worth IF you did make a coat out of my carcass it could outfit your entire family, dog included

 

[babalu87]

"So Babalu, how 'bout this weather we're having?"
"Yeah, it reminds of the weather we were having when I made my award winning Baltic Porter"

It was a cold day after a snowfall, besides I already gave you the recipe. Once your balls finally drop maybe you'll decide to brew it

"So Babalu, how 'bout them Patriots this year?"
"Patriots? They have that Longshot Competion now with Sam Adams. I should enter my award-winning Baltic Porter into that"

I would but there are too many of your kind hanging around Gillette who play the part of extreme beer drinker while they fill their plastic cups with BudLight Lime

"Hey Babalu, your truck is on fire!"
"I bet I could put that fire out in 10 seconds flat if I had a sixer of my award winning Baltic Porter"

If my truck ever did catch fire at least I would have a coat to put it out with.
Can you call OnStar if your not in the vehicle?
I bet they'd hang up on you again anyway................

"So Babalu, how do you think our new President is going to do?"
"If he does half as well as my award winning Baltic Porter did, I'll be happy!"

Stop asking about it then.
Your like a little kid, Grampa tell me the story again about the war..........

 

[Cape Brewing]

"The War!?!? Know where they fought a war?? The Baltics. And know what I have in common with the Baltics? An award winning Baltic Porter. Did I ever tell you that story?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Did I mention that I smoked my own grains for a rauchbeer?"


SWEAT DEATH!!!! LAY YOUR HANDS UPON ME AND DELIVER ME FROM THIS HELL!!!!!!

 

[babalu87]

"The War!?!? Know where they fought a war?? The Baltics. And know what I have in common with the Baltics? An award winning Baltic Porter. Did I ever tell you that story?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Did I mention that I smoked my own grains for a rauchbeer?"


SWEAT DEATH!!!! LAY YOUR HANDS UPON ME AND DELIVER ME FROM THIS HELL!!!!!!

The Cossacks were not to be fvcked with.

Its Rauchbier

Oh, the Pils I sent ............. they want the other bottles

 

[DeathBrewer]

SWEAT DEATH!!!! LAY YOUR HANDS UPON ME AND DELIVER ME FROM THIS HELL!!!!!!

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah... the first ones you sent were probably gushers... so they weren't able to taste 'em

 

[babalu87]

yeah... the first ones you sent were probably gushers... so they weren't able to taste 'em

How many volumes of CO2 are you carbonating that air too?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How many volumes of CO2 are you carbonating that air too?

I hate you so much

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ask and ye shall receive.

THANK YOU!!!

Sweet bow... it's spreading like wildfire. Freakin' cracks me up

 

[HBHoss]

THANK YOU!!!

Sweet bow... it's spreading like wildfire. Freakin' cracks me up

This is more appropriate for the occasion.

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol...i'll be sad when this is all over

 

[HBHoss]

lol...i'll be sad when this is all over

I gave Polly a hat too. Polly felt left out.

 

[babalu87]

I hate you so much

You can dry hop it with some of the Magnum that'll be aging in your freezer.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(just punched my screen)

 

[babalu87]

(just punched my screen)

Carefull, hurt your hand you might not be able to bre........................ nevermind

 

[yeager1977]

Carefull, hurt your hand you might not be able to bre........................ nevermind

He doesn't know how to brew... Maybe if he brewed your Baltic Porter he would actually get a decent batch out of his setup....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Set-up?? I don't HAVE a set-up. That's the huge knife he's driving into my side... the fact that I've been working on my GOD *&% MUTHA #U#@*$*( SON OFA @*(%*@(# AG Rig for about six freakin' years now is how he's getting me!

I'm NOT actually brewing right now because I'm trying to get the thing done. Instead of just going with a freakin' perfectly functional cooler mash tun like a normal person, I gotta be a royal ******* and go way overboard (what else is new?) and take a freakin' YEAR to get my rig done after one minor disaster after another... pumps not working, incorrectly plumbed, solenoids not working properly, burners not working right even after versions 1.1 through 1.4.....

HA HA!!!! But the jokes on you punks because one gentleman who's name shouldn't even be spoken in your company as you're not worthy to even be in his presence in conversation took pity on me and gave me the ONE last piece I needed to get my rig up and running and provided me with a March 809 on loan.

Bless his heart. The man's a saint... a SAINT I tell ya!

An when that bad boy starts firing for real batches... OHHHH... oh man... you will RUE THE DAY... RUE!!!! THE!!! DAY!!!! that you mocked me!!!!

ALRIGHT!!! ENOUGH!!! SHUT UP!!!!! Liverpool is playing Chelsea... I need to concentrate.

 

[yeager1977]

You really need to stop doing crack.... You are way to high strung

 

[Cape Brewing]

......you are

 

[yeager1977]

Oh great here we go with the frickin response my 18 month old uses.... Thats right when you get pissy you regess to a little 18 month old sissy bitch mentality. Just cause I made fun of your "RIG' that doesn't even frickin exist.....

 

[DeathBrewer]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Liverpool is KILLIN' me... they're KILLIN me...

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Liverpool is KILLIN' me... they're KILLIN me...

Shut up and brew already!

<mutters something about .."damn screen is only 86 inches and now I have to move the projector back a foot to make screen larger than CB's. **** and now I have to build a new frame for the screen..grumble gruble..">

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't... was workin'.

besides, any free time I have that I could be brewing is spent on da rig, gettin' her done. I've got kind of a full weekend this weekend (hosting a single malt scotch tasting then got a christening, and stuff) but I don't care if I have to stay up 48 hours straight, that f'in rig is getting done!!

And c'mon, don't move the projector back... you move yours back, then I move mine back... it's a cold-war build up scenarion neither of us need.

Can't we all just get along???

(except for that assless chaps wearing PTN!!!! We don't need to get along with him!!!)

 

[babalu87]

Can't... was workin'.

besides, any free time I have that I could be brewing is spent on da rig, gettin' her done. I've got kind of a full weekend this weekend (hosting a single malt scotch tasting then got a christening, and stuff) but I don't care if I have to stay up 48 hours straight, that f'in rig is getting done!!

And c'mon, don't move the projector back... you move yours back, then I move mine back... it's a cold-war build up scenarion neither of us need.

Can't we all just get along???

(except for that assless chaps wearing PTN!!!! We don't need to get along with him!!!)

You should have a christening when you get that rig done.

 

[Saccharomyces]

All the whining about the rig not being done, dang, makes me wanna come up there just to brew in your driveway.

I pity the fool that ain't got no homebrew.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should have a christening when you get that rig done.

Do you honestly beleive for a second that I'm not going to???

It's like we've never met.

 

[babalu87]

Do you honestly beleive for a second that I'm not going to???

It's like we've never met.

We can use a bottle of my Berliner Weisse. It should be ready just in time.............. around 3 months

When are we going to Pawtucket with PTN?

 

[Cape Brewing]

All the whining about the rig not being done, dang, makes me wanna come up there just to brew in your driveway.

I pity the fool that ain't got no homebrew.

I have SOME... I still have some bottles of my doppel and tripel I'm drinking and I have a cider I'm going to bottle in the next week or so..

so it's not like i have NOTHING... it's just that all of my kegs are now kicked.

It won't be much longer.

And yeah, come on up, I have a good sized driveway so you can come by and brew all you want! We can have a few beers and openly mock Denny's Evil Conncoctions tiny wheeny little TV.