Don't Drink Beer

[tehzachatak]

I love that dipshits sleep on the Jk750 game yet break their cocks in half for innumerable Tillmookian entries. We get the beer scene we deserve. I will be over here drinking simple, accessible, stainless, actual trash. Literally. OMG TAERYN ARE THOSE FRYE BOOTS?

we don't deserve you DDB

 

[evilc]

dontdrinkbeer they added:

6a(1): Able to detect ph correction chemicals for a swimming pool flavors.

to the Master Sisserone` exam.

Congrats.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

we don't deserve you DDB

Lol and immediately some pnw dude defending the liquidity of his sugar water portfolio not only rips on the JK beer he hasn't tried but ribs old subbydoo because ddb doesn't have broken truck 3 yet, a bottle that came out what like hours ago?

 

[TommyShitt]

Lol and immediately some pnw dude defending the liquidity of his sugar water portfolio not only rips on the JK beer he hasn't tried but ribs old subbydoo because ddb doesn't have broken truck 3 yet, a bottle that came out what like hours ago?

So it does taste like an air freshener of Arbor Mist?

 

[NAD1983]

DDB doesn't have broken truck 3 yet

Pleb.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Pleb.

Lol that **** is way out of my weight class

It would take a zillion Monkish cans/BAOE/highland park bottles or whatever other "worthless" things I have access to.

 

[evilc]

Lol that **** is way out of my weight class

It would take a zillion Monkish cans/BAOE/highland park bottles or whatever other "worthless" things I have access to.

I'd trade beers with you in exchange for tender/demand letters. One should stick someday.

 

[OneDropSoup]

Lol who the **** owns every DFW book but not IJ?

I was pretty surprised that so many dipshits made the same comment, I loaned my copy and Elegant Complexity to a buddy and don't anticipate getting it back anytime soon.

Haha, no one after '92 read Broom of the System except for completion. +100 on owning Elegant Complexity.

Y'all dive into "Everything and More"? Oooh boy...

I guess I technically "finished" it, since I was able to make my eyes move over all the print.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

oh great, ddb does a barleywine review

wow such a refreshing change of pace

how many times does he say WERTHERS ORIGINALs in this one?

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/05/1...ne-is-life-put-ur-zombie-hands-up-an-testify/

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

"Like a fashion student girlfriend who just came home from Milan, there’s much to unpack."

I read that in Frank Drebin's voice.

 

[disapowzment]

Can we go ass to mouth today after slamming wooden hell and pips man with the axe?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Can we go ass to mouth today after slamming wooden hell and pips man with the axe?

It's 9am and ur already drunk

[still drunk?]

 

[disapowzment]

It's 9am and ur already drunk

[still drunk?]

I wish we could pick up the rental right now. I'd be playing usher yeah blowing right through the border patrol check point.

 

[nanobrew1]

It's 9am and ur already drunk

[still drunk?]

Sorry for Partying.



Hope the hangover isn't too bad powz87

 

[trickytunadicky]

Can we go ass to mouth today after slamming wooden hell and pips man with the axe?

Don't waste that on him. He doesn't know how to mead.

 

[disapowzment]

Don't waste that on him. He doesn't know how to mead.

It's more for me tbh. I brought it out to share with souredstouts but the timing just never worked out. So I'll probably give ole DDB a half Chicago pour and chug the rest solo

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Don't waste that on him. He doesn't know how to mead.

Liked to unlike

Might like to unlike a second time

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

It's more for me tbh. I brought it out to share with souredstouts but the timing just never worked out. So I'll probably give ole DDB a half Chicago pour and chug the rest solo

This is a very accurate foreskin forecast

 

[trickytunadicky]

Liked to unlike

Might like to unlike a second time

Typical.

 

[disapowzment]

Typical DDB. Makes me drive to a brewery everyone's heard of now that they make IPA's instead of beachwood.

 

[souredstouts]

It's more for me tbh. I brought it out to share with souredstouts but the timing just never worked out. So I'll probably give ole DDB a half Chicago pour and chug the rest solo

Let me know if its turned into a sour mead. If not, a chug video is welcome.

 

[RyanG1]

Typical DDB. Makes me drive to a brewery everyone's heard of now that they make IPA's instead of beachwood.

Selfies?

You can use dickbutt to protect the innocencets

 

[disapowzment]

Thoughts on you not pulling your weight in shuffle board?

 

[Previously]

Thoughts on you not pulling your weight in shuffle board?

Probably wasn't fully prepared for skinny powz.

 

[disapowzment]

Probably wasn't fully prepared for skinny powz.

you're in long beach now. Lets meat up.... MEAT UP GET IT

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Probably wasn't fully prepared for skinny powz.

He's so damn nimble and agile

 

[disapowzment]

Probably wasn't fully prepared for skinny powz.

MEAT UP WITH ME TONIGHT EHAMMMMMMS. BEACHWOOD

 

[Previously]

MEAT UP WITH ME TONIGHT EHAMMMMMMS. BEACHWOOD

I'm working until 2 am lol. Have fun, bud!

 

[cyde]

dontdrinkbeer it starts with chugging, then shotgunning, then freebasing Live Oak.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer it starts with chugging, then shotgunning, then freebasing Live Oak.

a bunch of my friends are in austin for the sketchfest and my team didnt submit, so much FOMO for all them LO Hef feels.

you can find that one draft ******* everywhere. its incredible that city is not perpetually sipping them lemon nanner esters