Don't Drink Beer

[matedog]

WhalezB4Rarez beat me to it, but
"Sadly, these beers will usually be consumed in an Ohio backyard split 14 ways by drunk dipshits with filthy taster glasses getting their daily cardio by taking a knee to obtain a horizon level photo of the beer for Untappd" had me in stitches.

 

[trickytunadicky]

WhalezB4Rarez beat me to it, but
"Sadly, these beers will usually be consumed in an Ohio backyard split 14 ways by drunk dipshits with filthy taster glasses getting their daily cardio by taking a knee to obtain a horizon level photo of the beer for Untappd" had me in stitches.

He misspelled Illinois. Otherwise accurate.

 

[benbikes4beer]

never skip leg day

but never quad quad day

The last time I encountered Quad Dobis, two SFBW's ago, **** got sideways real fast. When you never skip leg day the thirst is just too real.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

The last time I encountered Quad Dobis, two SFBW's ago, **** got sideways real fast. When you never skip leg day the thirst is just too real.

the worst is when you dont skip leg day, do quad day, then do quad quad day after quad day


that metabolic uptake, **** gets real ultra fast

 

[benbikes4beer]

the worst is when you dont skip leg day, do quad day, then do quad quad day after quad day


that metabolic uptake, **** gets real ultra fast

Everyday is Quaderday

 

[benbikes4beer]

Everyday is Quaderday

#quadsofinstagram

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

finally got a coveted Chris Klien beer review up

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/04/14/chris-klien-cinnamon-coconut-porter-ccecepeniston_finally-wav/

 

[NAD1983]

finally got a coveted Chris Klien beer review up

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/04/14/chris-klien-cinnamon-coconut-porter-ccecepeniston_finally-wav/

Please tell me this is the same Chris Klein.... If so, the irony is strong with this one.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Please tell me this is the same Chris Klein.... If so, the irony is strong with this one.

No it's Klien and he lives in Michigan

 

[NAD1983]

No it's Klien and he lives in Michigan

Derp. It appears you are correct and in retrospect, irony is the least of this guy's problems. The cringe factor in those comments...

 

[Kasher]

I think this one is better.



"bring a writer...38 agency's"

I'm guessing it didn't work out.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

I think this one is better.



"bring a writer...38 agency's"

I'm guessing it didn't work out.

Really promising career as a stand up comic though. Gotta give it to him there.

 

[drgarage1]

I think this one is better.



"bring a writer...38 agency's"

I'm guessing it didn't work out.

Yeah, 4 or 5 answers to 38 blind inquiries totally sound reasonable.

 

[waltersrj]

I need to know more about this Chris K. dude. I hadn't heard anything about him until your post dontdrinkbeer

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I need to know more about this Chris K. dude. I hadn't heard anything about him until your post dontdrinkbeer

If his beer is as good as beers that go for $200 on the black market why isn't he working at a brewery?

 

[NAD1983]

If his beer is as good as beers that go for $200 on the black market why isn't he working at a brewery?

Hes to busy with his work as a writre.

 

[Kasher]

Hes to busy with his work as a writre.

That "to" got me all kinds of triggered.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I need to know more about this Chris K. dude. I hadn't heard anything about him until your post dontdrinkbeer

he exists mostly in a few ISO FT groups on facebook, a profiteering neo-JEG of sorts, with a homebrew hubris that is too excessive to be believable.

i dont feel like rustling up screengrabs but i am sure the likes of JulianB has plenty of yarns to spin about that guy

 

[TommyShitt]

he exists mostly in a few ISO FT groups on facebook, a profiteering neo-JEG of sorts, with a homebrew hubris that is too excessive to be believable.

i dont feel like rustling up screengrabs but i am sure the likes of JulianB has plenty of yarns to spin about that guy

Yes, I'm sure it's your friends who are the idiots.

 

[Sheets3x]

This has got to be an epic troll job of the long-con type.

Has. Got. To. Be

 

[JulianB1]

There's some discussion about him in the Random Beer Thoughts thread starting here:

https://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-beer-thoughts.15851/page-821#post-1147355

This quote by beerindex is quite great:

"Chris Klien is AIDS in human form."

 

[iamjeff6]

There's some discussion about him in the Random Beer Thoughts thread starting here:

https://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-beer-thoughts.15851/page-821#post-1147355

This quote by beerindex is quite great:

"Chris Klien is AIDS in human form."

I love trolling some Chris Klien on FB

 

[waltersrj]

It is amazing to me that someone like this guy actually exists in this world. He seems to think more highly of himself in every single possible way that a human could. I'm actually wondering if he was born a troll...

 

[rcubed1]

It is amazing to me that someone like this guy actually exists in this world. He seems to think more highly of himself in every single possible way that a human could. I'm actually wondering if he was born a troll...

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

It is amazing to me that someone like this guy actually exists in this world. He seems to think more highly of himself in every single possible way that a human could. I'm actually wondering if he was born a troll...

I don't mean to get into politics here but just look at the current President of the United States.

 

[evilc]

I don't mean to get into politics here

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

sorry trying to delete

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

New review of Voodoo IBS and Old Forester Black Magick up on DDB

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/04/1...agick-meadville-dropping-honey-sweet-bangers/

 

[DannyFullpint]

New review of Voodoo IBS and Old Forester Black Magick up on DDB

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/04/1...agick-meadville-dropping-honey-sweet-bangers/

and once again I will allow Florida to pick their camo Tony Stewart hat off the ground.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

That Final Fantasy reference is apt as I live in SEPA and Erie seems like a 40+ hour journey away.