Don't Drink Beer

[tikk]

DDB, your internet beer hobbyist apparel is top notch. But for the discerning, serious line jockeys and malt syrup hoarders, special gear is sometimes needed for those long haul events. Behold, my concept for the LineMaster™ Technical Beer Vest, for all your release party and festival needs:

• Comfort vents on back, armpits, and most importantly, the navel
• Waterproof, extra-light material, protects from weather and can be turned inside out to use as cooler bag in the summer (like you're wearing any kind of shirt at that point anyways)
• Zipper-free garment to avoid body hair snags
• Generous and stretchy abdomen and pectoral area, extra slim arms
• Ample room for patches, buttons, and stickers, so you can complete your transformation into a sponsored semi-pro alcoholic
• Bottle opener with extra-strength lanyard
• Extra large padded pockets to protect cell phone and snacks from falls
  
• Special bee-resistant coating

Just need a conceptual artist to get the design solidified, then it's off to Kickstarter.

I would like to invest, I just need a few questions answered.

Does it start in size 2xl and go up from there?

How will this moob sweat, seems to be a problem for those with a few extra pounds?

Built in battery for phone charging for those extra untappd ticks?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I would like to invest, I just need a few questions answered.

Does it start in size 2xl and go up from there?

How will this moob sweat, seems to be a problem for those with a few extra pounds?

Built in battery for phone charging for those extra untappd ticks?

Are the cargo pockets moleskin compatible?

 

[sacrelicio]

I would like to invest, I just need a few questions answered.

Does it start in size 2xl and go up from there?

How will this moob sweat, seems to be a problem for those with a few extra pounds?

Built in battery for phone charging for those extra untappd ticks?

Great ideas, definitely need moob vents and USB charging.

 

[evilc]

Needs knife holders and business card pockets for lawyer cards.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

The faint smattering of a thousand sommeliere anooses irising closed tightly: Dark Lord aged in Pineau Charentes barrels with cinnamon and cardamom.

Has fermentation science gone too far?

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...h-cinnamon-and-green-cardamom-not-joking-srs/

 

[sherm10161]

It is brownies, and unwatered Dr. Pepper syrup mixed with the oddball spices in your rack that don’t get much screen time: cumen, tumeric, hell, even black salt.

*cumin, or cummin

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Oh man, take everything you know about Central Waters and invert that paradigm for Ardea Insignis. They flipped the six upside down its a nine now.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-its-all-gone-drink-it-all-up-now-u-got-none/

 

[sacrelicio]

Oh man, take everything you know about Central Waters and invert that paradigm for Ardea Insignis. They flipped the six upside down its a nine now.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-its-all-gone-drink-it-all-up-now-u-got-none/

"It’s serious life-coach consulting, two carseats in the Odyssey, trips with the girls to Sandals Jamaica tier ****."

This is great, just missing the Pampered Chef bucks used to purchase said Cabernet.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

• Generous and stretchy abdomen and pectoral area, extra slim arms

And rounded shoulder cut to minimize sad appearance of poor posture.

 

[JulianB1]

Oh man, take everything you know about Central Waters and invert that paradigm for Ardea Insignis. They flipped the six upside down its a nine now.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-its-all-gone-drink-it-all-up-now-u-got-none/

You *******. I was going to post an ISO for this soon. Now not only is there minimal chance it will get done since the value probably just doubled, but everyone will think I'm only looking for the beer because I'm a follower and you gave it a good review.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

You *******. I was going to post an ISO for this soon. Now not only is there minimal chance it will get done since the value probably just doubled, but everyone will think I'm only looking for the beer because I'm a follower and you gave it a good review.

Your bird watching/homebrew club is gonna be such disappoint

 

[JulianB1]

Your bird watching/homebrew club is gonna be such disappoint

Lol did you just make that up and get lucky or have you been creeping my friends? So ******* on point haha.

 

[iong516]

I was a bit of a low key birder myself for a minute when I lived on this island, Saba.

My old apt was top left, and that's a mating pair of American Kestrel.

 

[cosmicevan]

Eric, where do you get your great ideas for your beer related memes? Do you come up with the idea first and then hunt for the picture or do you see the picture first and then come up with the idea. They are very enjoyable.

 

[Kasher]

 

[evilc]

80s mammories...

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Bahahha ehammond1

 

[flexabull]

80s mammories...

I actually found that box during my garage purge on Friday.

Sadly the box was empty.

Whimper.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Alright, I finally got it over with.

Here's the 1000 word review of that lackluster charity bottle setting raffles ablaze: Apple Brandy Marshall Zhukov with Vanilla Beans.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-beer-of-the-year-in-terms-of-disappointment/

 

[drgarage1]

Alright, I finally got it over with.

Here's the 1000 word review of that lackluster charity bottle setting raffles ablaze: Apple Brandy Marshall Zhukov with Vanilla Beans.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-beer-of-the-year-in-terms-of-disappointment/

No neck brace references. I'm disappointed.

 

[Wolverines661]

"The barrel is muted like RedTube at Nana’s house" so...no barrel?

 

[arren]

Alright, I finally got it over with.

Here's the 1000 word review of that lackluster charity bottle setting raffles ablaze: Apple Brandy Marshall Zhukov with Vanilla Beans.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-beer-of-the-year-in-terms-of-disappointment/

tl;dr

FT: Wreck Alley Vanilla ISO: Pappy 15

 

[TommyShitt]

DDB is my boyfriend and I hate /u/kfiedler

 

[snuffy707]

That is certainly not KFiedler

 

[lb304854]

Alright, I finally got it over with.

Here's the 1000 word review of that lackluster charity bottle setting raffles ablaze: Apple Brandy Marshall Zhukov with Vanilla Beans.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...-beer-of-the-year-in-terms-of-disappointment/

 

[BobCobb1]

That dumpster fire FB thread is fantastic, but I think the lede got buried a bit --

JEG got kicked out of brewsarekewl?

 

[Previously]

Eric, where do you get your great ideas for your beer related memes? Do you come up with the idea first and then hunt for the picture or do you see the picture first and then come up with the idea. They are very enjoyable.

I black out. I wake up. They appear. I'm not even sure who ddb is anymore. Are you?

 

[KFiedler]

DDB is my boyfriend and I hate /u/kfiedler

sry

 

[KFiedler]

DDB is my boyfriend and I hate /u/kfiedler

I can try and comfort you, and I can't be bought out; so hopefully that will provide you solace in this difficult time.

xoxo

 

[cosmicevan]

I black out. I wake up. They appear. I'm not even sure who ddb is anymore. Are you?

who cares...as long as you keep drinking beer so I don't have to (thanks on that ABZ too...I almost traded a mixed 6 shipper of 15 BCBCS and 15 BCBBW for one).