Don't Drink Beer

[LawIsTheUT]

Is this your dad?

hahaha holy **** he sounds just like the DDB character.

ISO: jerky gun

He likes to lay his meat on the rack. Also, who has bear meat to make jerky?

 

[user 306809]

He likes to lay his meat on the rack. Also, who has bear meat to make jerky?

Probably easier just to shoot the bear with a jerky gun. I think that just makes it explode into jerky chips like coins in sonic the hedgehog.

 

[nanobrew1]

Is this your dad?

This review reminded me of DDB

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

This review reminded me of DDB

man if i got a free beer everytime I heard a RLM reference, my cellar would be on that Joel66 swole.

 

[sacrelicio]

Is this your dad?

That's actually what the Minnesota accent sounds like. Not that Fargo ********.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

People are pussy hurt about infected porters and I am too lazy to write a real review

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21...full-disclosure-about-these-infected-porters/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

new vedeo REVUE: HOT COFFE KIBBIS, ghost scorprions solera method

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21/new-vedeo-revue-hot-coffee-kibbis-ghost-scoprion-fussel-notes/

 

[libbey]

new vedeo REVUE: HOT COFFE KIBBIS, ghost scorprions solera method

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21/new-vedeo-revue-hot-coffee-kibbis-ghost-scoprion-fussel-notes/

heat cut cut

 

[stxSS07]

new vedeo REVUE: HOT COFFE KIBBIS, ghost scorprions solera method

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21/new-vedeo-revue-hot-coffee-kibbis-ghost-scoprion-fussel-notes/

******* fantastic.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

NEW vedeo REVUE: Marskettel Derk Lerd, increasing pladoughs and gravitas in beers, BREWER SECRATS REVEALS

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21...d-increased-pladough-gravitas-brewing-tricks/

 

[mrk_d]

NEW vedeo REVUE: Marskettel Derk Lerd, increasing pladoughs and gravitas in beers, BREWER SECRATS REVEALS

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/21...d-increased-pladough-gravitas-brewing-tricks/

All that and you didn't blend it? Talk about Mershkatel blue balls.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

All that and you didn't blend it? Talk about Mershkatel blue balls.

to be honest until i edited this vedeo i didnt really remember the content of it

but i already blended 4 calling birds back in the day. DDB IS ALL ABOUT INNOVATION IN ITS REPETITION

 

[Ferowcious]

2 videos in one night? You're on the spring 2013 tip right now.

My body is not even ready for the BA Kikkoman Dark Lord this weekend.

 

[JulianB1]

"LambiaCultures on Facebook ISO:FT" made me laugh way more than it should have.

 

[LawIsTheUT]

That's a fun way to start the morning. Do you need to use the low sodium soy sauce to get the right water profile?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

That's a fun way to start the morning. Do you need to use the low sodium soy sauce to get the right water profile?

haha for some reason you are like the third person to ask this, yes to emulate the Indian water table you need to use the low sodium deviant to hit that exact pH

 

[BuckTuckian]

For some reason DDB videos remind me of Donnie Baker but with less Mountain Dew and Budweiser.....

 

[Slickdanko]

While we're on the subject of 3 Floyds....in a recent article, Nick Floyd refered to himself as a "metal-wizard-CEO"....
Would you consider yourself a "wizard-metal blogger"?
Part 2 of the question...how much do you think Candace "ramjam" Alstrom can deadlift?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

While we're on the subject of 3 Floyds....in a recent article, Nick Floyd refered to himself as a "metal-wizard-CEO"....
Would you consider yourself a "wizard-metal blogger"?
Part 2 of the question...how much do you think Candace "ramjam" Alstrom can deadlift?

salami-nippled/stretch mark officiant COE of DDB

no idea how much she can lift. I know very little about her.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

A beer blogger called DDB a witless apologist and then I wrote a needlessly caustic response.

Business as usual at DDB

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/22...n-of-the-end-times-by-noteworthy-beer-author/

 

[lb304854]

A beer blogger called DDB a witless apologist and then I wrote a needlessly caustic response.

Business as usual at DDB

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/22...n-of-the-end-times-by-noteworthy-beer-author/

Mcleod's quotes are hilariously embarrassing.

 

[sacrelicio]

"LambiaCultures on Facebook ISO:FT" made me laugh way more than it should have.

Analattenuation

 

[sacrelicio]

A beer blogger called DDB a witless apologist and then I wrote a needlessly caustic response.

Business as usual at DDB

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/22...n-of-the-end-times-by-noteworthy-beer-author/

Holy way to take beer too seriously.

"The jet setting purveyors of sucker juice" are licking their chops as the watch another barrel aged nerd beer fail spectacularly!!! And some witless fool is defending the way they handled it! The end times are near!!!

 

[grandmeaulnes]

man how does that dude not realize that he embodies an archetype that is essentially prime DDB parody fodder

 

[sacrelicio]

dontdrinkbeer you should do some action/adventure vedeos:

DDB AKA rollerblader69 sets off on his 'blades in the Chicago night to grab the newest Pipeworks Abduction stout from his local Beinny's. He can't wait to get that OMG SO RAR SO MANY ADJUNCTS stout home so he pops it in the parking lot and shares it with a homeless guy who turns out to be a former brewer at Geese Island who claims that Pipeworks stole the recipe from him. They form an unlikely alliance to steal the recipe back from the clutches of King Cahutlow and Lord InBev...

Feel good beer vedeo of the year.

 

[Ferowcious]

dontdrinkbeer you should do some action/adventure vedeos:

DDB AKA rollerblader69 sets off on his 'blades in the Chicago night to grab the newest Pipeworks Abduction stout from his local Beinny's. He can't wait to get that OMG SO RAR SO MANY ADJUNCTS stout home so he pops it in the parking lot and shares it with a homeless guy who turns out to be a former brewer at Geese Island who claims that Pipeworks stole the recipe from him. They form an unlikely alliance to steal the recipe back from the clutches of King Cahutlow and Lord InBev...

Feel good beer vedeo of the year.

 

[grandmeaulnes]

can you make a fuzzy vedeo please


i mean assuming you have the DQ+ needed to land one

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

can you make a fuzzy vedeo please


i mean assuming you have the DQ+ needed to land one

I even made an account on stlhops

I assume everyone will get one molar unit at dld and then the shrewd traders will try and flip some after that


All else fails, go with the patented ddb late review in 2016 where I complain there is no peach


See also: depth charge review

 

[grandmeaulnes]

I even made an account on stlhops

cant you like... flex your cred to turn the tide in your favor. id think the venerable ddb could pull 1:2 with a couple cck or maybe 1:6 with something like remys pappy

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

cant you like... flex your cred to turn the tide in your favor. id think the venerable ddb could pull 1:2 with a couple cck or maybe 1:6 with something like remys pappy

what usually ends up happening is if something is difficult to acquire due to post release hype, i just go "the **** is wrong with me, I have so much **** already pending to review" and then forget about it

and the people get bored with stroking their caps and sometimes someone will be like "LOL wtf am I still doing with this ****" and send me it.

I still have never ticked black ops, look at me, walking around like I know some ****.