Don't Drink Beer

[FreeKansas]

Is it true that you stocked an entire garage full of Zima when they announced that it was being discontinued?

 

[Doc1]

Is it true that you stocked an entire garage full of Zima when they announced that it was being discontinued?

Are the legends true? Does the beverage high school girls guzzled in 1997 exist in a Raiders of The Lost Ark style warehouse?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I phoned it in for today's review and just compared Bible Belt to Bomb.

Top shelf quality you have come to expect from that ****** website:

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/18...ble-belt-an-inquiry-into-synthetic-knowledge/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Are the legends true? Does the beverage high school girls guzzled in 1997 exist in a Raiders of The Lost Ark style warehouse?

i would trade for one of those, science ticks.

if the 2010 preban 4lokos are any indicator that **** would be a tough pull.

Is it true that you stocked an entire garage full of Zima when they announced that it was being discontinued?

in 1997 I think i was busy as **** leveling up Materia and did not give a **** about Zima, except as a punchline, even then.

Throwing up all over my Spin Doctors shirt and JNCO jeans, quality times.

 

[user 306809]

I phoned it in for today's review and just compared Bible Belt to Bomb.

Top shelf quality you have come to expect from that ****** website:

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/18...ble-belt-an-inquiry-into-synthetic-knowledge/

When are you going to change your theme lol.

lol.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

When are you going to change your theme lol.

lol.

haha people complained that the classy ass wood theme was too hard to read, the pastels and baby animals are a great platform for all the sybian jokes.

you cant make the site worse, it's like, you cant leave the club with less than zero chicks.


you cant like, owe people chicks.

 

[Previously]

you cant like, owe people chicks.

I have binders full of women.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

As if that prosaic Bible Belt insight wasn't enough, I wrote a triple review of Anal Apothecary Sahalien, Spencer, and Peach La Tache.

For people with priorities who don't chase 230 bottle releases. People without their virginities intact.

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/18...-sub-300-bottle-count-bangers-for-the-haters/

 

[user 306809]

As if that prosaic Bible Belt insight wasn't enough, I wrote a triple review of Anal Apothecary Sahalien, Spencer, and Peach La Tache.

For people with priorities who don't chase 230 bottle releases. People without their virginities intact.

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/18...-sub-300-bottle-count-bangers-for-the-haters/

Earlier today one of my coworkers said something about doing burpees and the rest of us were like "what the **** is a burpee?" When he explain we were like "that's a squat thrust."

Were you there?

 

[hamberder]

Have you ever seen Willa's Wild Life?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Earlier today one of my coworkers said something about doing burpees and the rest of us were like "what the **** is a burpee?" When he explain we were like "that's a squat thrust."

Were you there?

nah i just did a couple of burpee sets last night and felt like a total pussy so figured I would work in some autobiographical material into the ole DDB prose.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Have you ever seen Willa's Wild Life?

no.

"The show is based on Dan Yaccarino's book An Octopus Followed Me "

dafuq.

 

[hamberder]

no.

"The show is based on Dan Yaccarino's book An Octopus Followed Me "

dafuq.

Pretty good show about a chick with some animals. The new look you got reminds me of it. Do a quick image search.

edit: love the new look.

 

[user 306809]

Pretty good show about a chick with some animals.

Are there bad ones?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

"If you approach this expecting a Tess D’Urbervilles walk through the garden with a flower tucked in your lapel, you will probably end up getting pounded like she did."

Probably the best 19th century rape joke I'll hear all day.

sometimes i hear so many in a day it's refreshing to hear a solid Victorian/sexual battery bit of japery.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Are there bad ones?

motherless.com has bad shows about chicks with animals

 

[FreeKansas]

motherless.com... the #1 site fore deflowering vids

 

[disapowzment]

First time caller, Long time listener. When you met me in December, did you immediately think "damn, I was dead on about my target audience."

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

First time caller, Long time listener. When you met me in December, did you immediately think "damn, I was dead on about my target audience."

When you met me were you like "damn that dude def just paid for an escort, he still has the glitter on him"

 

[disapowzment]

When you met me were you like "damn that dude def just paid for an escort, he still has the glitter on him"

Actually I was like "After all these years I finally found Waldo"

 

[jparkanzky]

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/

Where's dat Vedeo?

 

[user 306809]

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/

Where's dat Vedeo?

dontdrinkbeer got ded from those fire *****.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/

Where's dat Vedeo?

I'll edit that later. Had to call cut when I took a drink from the vase. The ******* smell burned my eyes and nose. It was really horrible.

 

[lb304854]

You should come to FoBAB this year for an extra long exposé on neckbearding in the midwest.

 

[jparkanzky]

You should come to FoBAB this year for an extra long exposé on neckbearding in the midwest.

We would shun his baby face

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

We would shun his baby face

nah youd be like "did Dracula **** Grimace? Who is that endomorph and why is he so ******* loud?"

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I'll edit that later. Had to call cut when I took a drink from the vase. The ******* smell burned my eyes and nose. It was really horrible.

i just remembered this. I was telling ehammond1 this story and he goes:

"That might be the best introduction to any story 'I was about to take a drink from the flower vase and-' basically anything that follows that is going to be amazing."

 

[user 306809]

Is this your dad?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Is this your dad?

hahaha holy **** he sounds just like the DDB character.

ISO: jerky gun

 

[drgarage1]

hahaha holy **** he sounds just like the DDB character.

ISO: jerky gun

He just used the words "pizza can." On purpose.