Don't Drink Beer

[GoozySosa]

who cares what he does batch 2 isnt gonna be as good or rare as batch 1

 

[buzzword]

srs q: who would you rather get punched in the face by?

• Chyna
• Brooke Hogan

*shiver*








yuck.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

srs q: who would you rather get punched in the face by?

• Chyna
• Brooke Hogan

*shiver*








yuck.

brooke hogan for sures.

on an unrelated note, i would to a 2v2 and pick Rey Mysterio as my partner because high flying theatrics would ensue.

 

[jdhende]

Is Gucci guilty or is he not?

 

[buzzword]

Is Gucci guilty or is he not?

BITCH HE MIGHT BE!!

 

[jparkanzky]

Is Gucci guilty or is he not?

Das Mane

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

If you have been dying to read a DDB review of a scotch ale/wee heavy, get your nipple clamps and fall in

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/11...rsary-there-can-be-only-one-predictable-joke/

 

[jparkanzky]

So I got your ****** home-brews, and I got your ****** shirt... When are you going to make ****** bumper stickers so I can draw that unwanted attention from the police that I so desperately crave?

 

[Sage1]

I can’t wait for keychains and flimsy iPhone cases.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I can’t wait for keychains and flimsy iPhone cases.

dude more schwag than a pharmaceutical convention, light up pens, USB drives, DDB stress squeeze balls, lanyards, business card organizers, hand sanitizer,

all kinds of **** coming down the pipeline. gonna dethrone PLANET BEER on facebook, totally denature my reader base with complete dipshits. just you wait.

 

[grandmeaulnes]

dude more schwag than a pharmaceutical convention, light up pens, USB drives, DDB stress squeeze balls, lanyards, business card organizers, hand sanitizer,

all kinds of **** coming down the pipeline. gonna dethrone PLANET BEER on facebook, totally denature my reader base with complete dipshits. just you wait.

what about ddb branded lambic baskets made out of cardboard

 

[drgarage1]

dude more schwag than a pharmaceutical convention, light up pens, USB drives, DDB stress squeeze balls, lanyards, business card organizers, hand sanitizer,

all kinds of **** coming down the pipeline. gonna dethrone PLANET BEER on facebook, totally denature my reader base with complete dipshits. just you wait.

wen wil u add in hottie ddb dancers?

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Yall should peep that scotch ale review. Solid DDB stuff. My faves:

"Sorry for not serving it in a thistle glass, but I am not a virgin who collects glasses like TMNT action figures."
--Literal LOL. My secretary was like, "wuz so funny back there!"

"You remember in the early 2000′s when that dude busted out a SKull Splitter and you thought he was hard as ****?"
--I was that guy in the late 90s on the U of Nevada campus (brushes shoulder off, then realizes it makes him just old, hangs head, kicks rock).
"Dis muhfugga opened skullsplitter AND bigfoot last night, dem girls was like waking up the next day on dat living room futon/freshman dna database like 'wut happen?'"

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

freshman dna database like 'wut happen?'"

lol gonna gank this term 4sure

 

[sacrelicio]

what about ddb branded lambic baskets made out of cardboard

CARDBOARD CANOESHIPS!!!

 

[jparkanzky]

CARDBOARD CANOESHIPS!!!

I smell a kickstarter here...

 

[cosmicevan]

what about ddb branded lambic baskets made out of cardboard

F. That noise...made out of bourbon county rare boxes. Firestone boxes for the budget conscious

 

[grandmeaulnes]

hey dontdrinkbeer - what beers should i pair my current FF6 replay with

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

hey dontdrinkbeer - what beers should i pair my current FF6 replay with

well you are in for 40+ hours so i would recommend Pizza Port Ponto. ******* awesome session beer for that grinding.

advice: dont rush through Zoso, listen to that music as long as you can, once kefka creates the world of ruin, you will miss it.

its the little moments.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

well you are in for 40+ hours so i would recommend Pizza Port Ponto. ******* awesome session beer for that grinding.

advice: dont rush through Zoso, listen to that music as long as you can, once kefka creates the world of ruin, you will miss it.

its the little moments.

Zozo. the **** is wrong with me.

Put this music on and get yourself into some deviant ****

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

BFM XV.

Putting 83 on these tickers like a farmhouse Kobe

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/12...n-math-nerds-cupping-them-swiss-saison-racks/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Maybe you were grinding your bedpost waiting for this Brettanomite review, I don't want to get all in your business

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/14...res-bringing-those-brettangomeechies-heaters/

 

[Doc1]

I was reading this thread, then I listened to the FF3 song, and now its an hour later and I watched a walk through of all the secrets of FF7. I assume you would be pleased by the black hole of time wasting you thrust me into.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I was reading this thread, then I listened to the FF3 song, and now its an hour later and I watched a walk through of all the secrets of FF7. I assume you would be pleased by the black hole of time wasting you thrust me into.

I hope you listened to Zozo theme the entire time, something about 21 repeats of that jam, never gets old

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I reviewed Tired Hands, So It Goes

maybe you don't give a **** about Flanders Reds....so it goes.

Good gravy. Eliott Rosewater

HEY I READ VONNEGUT IN HIGH SCHOOL DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/16...-you-are-firebombing-dresden-and-get-thirsty/

 

[TheDuke1]

I reviewed Tired Hands, So It Goes

maybe you don't give a **** about Flanders Reds....so it goes.

Good gravy. EliotRosewater

HEY I READ VONNEGUT IN HIGH SCHOOL DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/16...-you-are-firebombing-dresden-and-get-thirsty/

ftfy i think?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

ftfy i think?

Kinda? I was referring to the recurring Vonnegut character but that will do

 

[TheDuke1]

Kinda? I was referring to the recurring Vonnegut character but that will do

EliotRosewater rolls so next level he parked that handle knowing this day would come.

 

[IronDave]

I reviewed Tired Hands, So It Goes

maybe you don't give a **** about Flanders Reds....so it goes.

Good gravy. Eliott Rosewater

HEY I READ VONNEGUT IN HIGH SCHOOL DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/04/16...-you-are-firebombing-dresden-and-get-thirsty/

Wish I could change my handle to "monocle-polishing dipshit"

 

[EliotRosewater]

EliotRosewater rolls so next level he parked that handle knowing this day would come.

Kilgore Trout wasn't available.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

"If you approach this expecting a Tess D’Urbervilles walk through the garden with a flower tucked in your lapel, you will probably end up getting pounded like she did."

Probably the best 19th century rape joke I'll hear all day.