Don't Drink Beer

[drgarage1]

I'm not sure what this would look like, but at some point "I'm the Man" by Aloe Blacc needs to be incorporated into a DDB video. Could one of the good GIF people shop a walrus putting on Beats headphones and doming BB4D while a neck beard praises Cherry Rye?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

????? i don't understain this .... ????

He wanted the final fantasy games (Japanese video games from the early 90s)

I offered to send him the "ROMs" which are pirated duplicate copies you can play on a computer. My phone corrected it to "TOMs" and he said he wanted "tomes" which has become a slang term for "Fantomes"

I then said "danyP is changing the ghost game" implying that you had made digital "tomes" I.e. the ghost in the machine. Deus ex machina.

I hope this clears things up.

 

[buzzword]

He wanted the final fantasy games (Japanese video games from the early 90s)

I offered to send him the "ROMs" which are pirated duplicate copies you can play on a computer. My phone corrected it to "TOMs" and he said he wanted "tomes" which has become a slang term for "Fantomes"

I then said "danyP is changing the ghost game" implying that you had made digital "tomes" I.e. the ghost in the machine. Deus ex machina.

I hope this clears things up.

this is such a multi-layered translational effort. wow.

 

[hi im richie]

Tonight I am going to a law school prom. Srs

Gettin that Barrister's Ball swag on?

 

[domtronzero]

Cool story alert:

I beat FF2 for Famicon before ever having it for SNES (fyi break the tabs in the cart slot to fit Famicon carts into SNES). I was like 14. It concreted my flacid perma-virgin childhood.

I have no idea how the **** I even figured it out.

All this Final Fantasy talk has me questioning why I have a girlfriend. Srs. That **** don't have co-op mode.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Gettin that Barrister's Ball swag on?

Hahah oh ****. How did you know about that?

 

[Treebs]

Hahah oh ****. How did you know about that?

Dat hat....

 

[hi im richie]

Hahah oh ****. How did you know about that?

Haha, my Barrister's was on Friday.

 

[quirkzoo1]

He wanted the final fantasy games (Japanese video games from the early 90s)

I offered to send him the "ROMs" which are pirated duplicate copies you can play on a computer. My phone corrected it to "TOMs" and he said he wanted "tomes" which has become a slang term for "Fantomes"

I then said "danyP is changing the ghost game" implying that you had made digital "tomes" I.e. the ghost in the machine. Deus ex machina.

I hope this clears things up.

Did not like this comment because it lacked a "ghost in the shell" reference.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Did not like this comment because it lacked a "ghost in the shell" reference.

Can only pack so many rimshots and rim jobs into one post

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Several comments related to items in the background of pictures:

Some of those vinyl LPs have given me severe feels. How big is your record collection? Best/worst show you've ever been to?

I sold all my Marvel trading cards to my brother and used the money to buy something shittier. Solid work with the '92 collection, but you gotta get on that Marvel Metal trolley to truly level up your stats. Rate yourself on the Power Grid.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Gettin that Barrister's Ball swag on?

Hahah oh ****. How did you know about that?

Malpractice ball > Barrister's

I mean lets face it. Dental student ladies are more outgoing, better dancers, better looking and sluttier than female law students. So are medical student females, except for the slutty part.

Dem alumni circlez like chum (1Ls) in the water too. Tis how I got my first job out of school. . . voracious cougar partners w/ corner offices sadly trying to make themselves feel young at the malpractice ball.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Several comments related to items in the background of pictures:

Some of those vinyl LPs have given me severe feels. How big is your record collection? Best/worst show you've ever been to?

I sold all my Marvel trading cards to my brother and used the money to buy something shittier. Solid work with the '92 collection, but you gotta get on that Marvel Metal trolley to truly level up your stats. Rate yourself on the Power Grid.

Vinyl collection: I am not a crazy completionist with LPs, I just seek out specific records that I love listening to from front to back and other absurd records that will be dope to put on while getting swerved. There in an inexplicable feeling when you look in your guests' eyes when they realize that you have Wild Wild West or Addams Family Whoomp on vinyl.

Nothing like it.

I don't know what a trolley is, but if it is one of these things:

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Kitsch-a-Go-Go/Trolley-Tokens-/_i.html?_fsub=1717759016

those look like AA chips but for your virginity.

 

[LSUPT]

DDB, your lexicon confuses and infuriates me. That being said, is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually? Also, is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB, your lexicon confuses and infuriates me. That being said, is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually? Also, is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?

is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually?
diaphanous

is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?
antediluvian, because I make it rain in the club and part them red bottoms like the red sea

 

[TheDuke1]

is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually?
diaphanous

is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?
antediluvian, because I make it rain in the club and part them red bottoms like the red sea

Dem OG VtM feels.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Dem OG VtM feels.

damn, are you flipping my own obscurant game on me?

 

[TheDuke1]

damn, are you flipping my own obscurant game on me?

mouth-breather hobbies tend to dovetail nicely, though trading BO for neck-beards is as no brainer as maxing gen with freebies from dat ******** Dark Fate.

 

[jparkanzky]

Photobucket is being lame... Insert Rudy slow clap.gif for being the first that I've seen reference howard stern... Can we be friends?

puh leese....

 

[bramsdell]

is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually?
diaphanous

is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?
antediluvian, because I make it rain in the club and part them red bottoms like the red sea

ISO: Antediluvian gueuze...or DIPA's, because you know they're barleywines by now.

 

[drgarage1]

is there a word that has no applicable use for a beer review that you would like to use eventually?
diaphanous

is there an obscure word that you like to use with some frequency?
antediluvian, because I make it rain in the club and part them red bottoms like the red sea

I don't know. VSB is pretty diaphanous.

 

[cosmicevan]

Photobucket is being lame... Insert Rudy slow clap.gif for being the first that I've seen reference howard stern... Can we be friends?

puh leese....

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

self pimping in this thread is redundant

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/21...is-beer-while-watching-timecop-or-bloodsport/

 

[Treebs]

self pimping in this thread is redundant

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/21...is-beer-while-watching-timecop-or-bloodsport/

Liked once for a DDB post, unliked, then liked again for the sick MtG exile combo pic.

 

[buzzword]

self pimping in this thread is redundant

http://dontdrinkbeer.com/2014/02/21...is-beer-while-watching-timecop-or-bloodsport/

this made me LOL:

"like your sours like a communications major (one dimensional, sour faced and cantankerous)"

 

[soundofmuzak]

Did Sante Adairius actually come to you looking for gooby pls, or did you just randomly send them a box?

 

[stupac2]

Did Sante Adairius actually come to you looking for gooby pls, or did you just randomly send them a box?

From what I heard DDB sent to a SARA regular and he gave one to Adair. Also Adair dumped the dregs and it made it me sad.

 

[buzzword]

From what I heard DDB sent to a SARA regular and he gave one to Adair. Also Adair dumped the dregs and it made it me sad.

ya - I watched that happen as well, and it made me cringe a bit. Thanks to whomever let me try it - can't remember your name.

 

[stupac2]

ya - I watched that happen as well, and it made me cringe a bit. Thanks to whomever let me try it - can't remember your name.

Oh funny that you were there too. WHO ARE YOU???

 

[buzzword]

Oh funny that you were there too. WHO ARE YOU???

I'm the heavily tattooed blonde dude who was lurking by myself. I opened and distributed a framboise du nord and then skated. places to go, people to see. being there by myself was weird.