Don't Drink Beer

[iong516]

Haha holy **** I don’t even remember writing that

Quality beer satire, and a nice take on people being fiercely protective of a word/process to a specific region/tradition...

 

[IndianaJones]

Quality beer satire, and a nice take on people being fiercely protective of a word/process to a specific region/tradition...

Can't think of a single person like that on these boards. Not a single one.

 

[henrythehippo]

Haha holy **** I don’t even remember writing that

Bring back Gator Gum

 

[stakem1]

Everything I thought I knew about the beer world got turned upside-down this morning. I thought DDB was the uncaped crusader we, the people, needed. Or maybe, its just that ive built you up as an impossible persona. A character too perfect weighing in on happenings in the beer life and poking fun when absolutely necessary. With symbolisms and references that I cant figure out 90% of the time even with a DDB instruction manual on my lap.

I wake up this morning and find out you are participating in a tasting with 20 people sharing 25oz bottles.
Has Chicagoian style pours traveled to the west? Has ticking come full circle and the “in” thing now?

What tragic news will come out next? I guess Brasserie Prignon is just a figment of my imagination and all this time nothing more than Vermont bottled well water with variable levels of carbonation absorption.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Everything I thought I knew about the beer world got turned upside-down this morning. I thought DDB was the uncaped crusader we, the people, needed. Or maybe, its just that ive built you up as an impossible persona. A character too perfect weighing in on happenings in the beer life and poking fun when absolutely necessary. With symbolisms and references that I cant figure out 90% of the time even with a DDB instruction manual on my lap.

I wake up this morning and find out you are participating in a tasting with 20 people sharing 25oz bottles.
Has Chicagoian style pours traveled to the west? Has ticking come full circle and the “in” thing now?

What tragic news will come out next? I guess Brasserie Prignon is just a figment of my imagination and all this time nothing more than Vermont bottled well water with variable levels of carbonation absorption.

Ole SubbyDoo isn’t getting any younger and needs to watch his figure with all this barley slammin.

 

[iong516]

Glad you made the right choice on podcast b10 regarding banishing the Kettle Sour from brewing style existence

 

[2plums4one]

Bring back Gator Gum

That stuff was so damn good

 

[JulianB1]

So, um, Jeppe...

 

[tosh1]

So, um, Jeppe...

Guess you gave up on Facebook and signed up to Vaguebook instead.

 

[2plums4one]

OH MY GOD the golden draak paragraph. A+

 

[trickytunadicky]

OH MY GOD the golden draak paragraph. A+

*Gouden

 

[JulianB1]

Guess you gave up on Facebook and signed up to Vaguebook instead.

Hey it's dontdrinkbeer's AMA not mine!

 

[purephase]

So, um, Jeppe...

I saw the post last night, but just realized Jeppe attempted to reply to nearly everyone else who commented on it. Nice of him to do a real time reenactment of

 

[IronDave]

OH MY GOD the golden draak paragraph. A+

Nah. The bon chien and consecration write ups are where it's at

 

[trickytunadicky]

Hey it's dontdrinkbeer's AMA not mine!

No link, no screenshot, next time post in the no context thread if you are going to be that vague.

 

[2plums4one]

No link, no screenshot, next time post in the no context thread if you are going to be that vague.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/ ?

 

[trickytunadicky]

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/ ?

Or his Instagram, or his Facebook, or BIL. All with the same meme and a hundred comments each to sort through. Sorry, I just don’t follow DDB as closely as some.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

That "10 Beers" list is going viral.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Or his Instagram, or his Facebook, or BIL. All with the same meme and a hundred comments each to sort through. Sorry, I just don’t follow DDB as closely as some.

Tbf, every brewery I follow on instagram does the same "link in the bio" thing.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Tbf, every brewery I follow on instagram does the same "link in the bio" thing.

What does that have to do with me askig Julian for context regarding wtf he was talkig about regarding his “Oh Jeppe” vaguebeer?

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

What does that have to do with me askig Julian for context regarding wtf he was talkig about regarding his “Oh Jeppe” vaguebeer?

Sorry I thought you meant DDB not posting a link on his instagram post

 

[trickytunadicky]

Sorry I thought you meant DDB not posting a link on his instagram post

I did comment that as a joke but no, DDB reposts everything to all his pages, including said Jeppe meme.

Julian vaguebeers here “Jeppe whoa” which I assume means Jeppe went on a Jeppe rant commenting on one of said platforms without providing a screenshot or link to which one assuming everyone has combed the comments on all of them. That’s a lot of comments on a lot of platforms. I am not wrong for asking for a little help findig wtf he is even talking about.

 

[Sage1]

Julian, please.

 

[JulianB1]

I did comment that as a joke but no, DDB reposts everything to all his pages, including said Jeppe meme.

Julian vaguebeers here “Jeppe whoa” which I assume means Jeppe went on a Jeppe rant commenting on one of said platforms without providing a screenshot or link to which one assuming everyone has combed the comments on all of them. That’s a lot of comments on a lot of platforms. I am not wrong for asking for a little help findig wtf he is even talking about.

It was a screenshot from Instagram, but sent to me over a messaging program so I couldn't link it on my phone. I don't follow any of Jeppe's various social media accounts because they are all insufferable. Not sure if it was his personal page or Evil Twin's page or 12 Percent's or some other stupid one that he runs.

The whole thing started with DDB making fun of Jeppe on Instagram for calling out Lagunitas over releasing hop-flavored sparkling water, when he's putting out beers containing pizzas and fried chicken and ****.

 

[trickytunadicky]

It was a screenshot from Instagram, but sent to me over a messaging program so I couldn't link it on my phone. I don't follow any of Jeppe's various social media accounts because they are all insufferable. Not sure if it was his personal page or Evil Twin's page or 12 Percent's or some other stupid one that he runs.

The whole thing started with DDB making fun of Jeppe on Instagram for calling out Lagunitas over releasing hop-flavored sparkling water, when he's putting out beers containing pizzas and fried chicken and ****.

So it was Jeppe on DDB’s Instagram comments with a keyboard.

It’s like Stupid Clue.

 

[JulianB1]

So it was Jeppe on DDB’s Instagram comments with a keyboard.

It’s like Stupid Clue.

No from what I gather, Jeppe had a private convo with DDB, then posted screenshots of it.

 

[trickytunadicky]

No from what I gather, Jeppe had a private convo with DDB, then posted screenshots of it.

.....


This is why we asked you for context.

 

[iong516]

That "10 Beers" list is going viral.

As it should. Wish I could see the look of confusion on a new money ticker's face when they try an Orval and it doesn't taste like lupulin powder or chocolate hazelnut wafflecone batter...

 

[stakem1]

As it should. Wish I could see the look of confusion on a new money ticker's face when they try an Orval and it doesn't taste like lupulin powder or chocolate hazelnut wafflecone batter...

0/5 wasnt even sour