Oh, I'm definitely not dumping on lagers. I *mostly* brew lagers, since the cold Maine climate gives me natural lager temps in my cellar 6-7 months of the year.And lagers, we should specify, are as great as ales. If you created this thread to b*tch about macro lagers like Budweiser, then cool. But man are you missing out if you're ruling out the many other German lager styles, etc. out there. Don't blame the yeast.
I've currently got a Dogwood pilsner, a Bamberg rauch, a Concord gape helles, a Baltic Porter, and a Maple Vienna Lager in various stages of fermentation and conditioning in my cellar.