Hi, My name is John, (crowd in the basement of a church somewhere in the midwest yells..."HI JOHN!!!!) and I have a DIY problem.
I have always been a DIYer. At age 5 I hammered two nails into a 6 volt battery, wrapped a wire around each nail and said look mom I am going to re-charge the battery. Before she could cross the room screaming i stuck it in the wall socket and went flying, meat her mid way.
9000.00 for a new bathroom, screw it, I did it for less than 2K. 15,000.00 for a new kitchen, PUNT! all hand made cabinets and rescued wood floor, FREAKIN gorgeous if I must say. Anyway I digress.....
Took a welding class at the local H.S Adult education thing. Bought a linclon mig and set out for something to build. Sat down and built a Log splitter. Not just any Log splitter but the "CrackMaster 2000" a log splitting freakin beast with a 20 ton ram off a dump truck. Have a friend who builds them, owns the company and has 3 post grad degrees in auto, mech and hydralic engineering. Kind of handy to have him around. Anyway, it is a log splitting son of a bitch. Trees fall over when it rolls down the street. Horizontal/Verticle design, way cool.
So after that I looked around. The Wife about 4 months prior to this was watching Alton Brown on the freakin food channel. he was doing a show on HB. She asked hey can we do that. I immediately dropped to my knees and BEGGED her to marry me. She reminded me we already were married.
Then comes the mig and the logsplitter. I stumble on this here forum and look out Rosie, I built a brutus. and it worked too.
Just had to vent , sorry guys and gals for the verbose typing. Screw it, Have a Home Brew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!