dirty little joke

[cheezydemon3]

A penguin takes his car into the shop because it is acting funny.

Mechanic hears him pull in and meets the penguin in the lot.

"I know what's wrong!" says the mechanic, "If I'm right, I'll have it fixed in an hour. Go get lunch or something and I should have her ready before you get back!"

GREAT! thinks the penguin. He looks around for something to do, and spots an ice cream shop. Oh happy day.

The penguin crams scoop after scoop of icecream, milkshakes, banana splits into his face never bothering with a napkin.

"OH CRAP!" says the penguin as he pulls his face out of a vanilla milkshake, over an hour has passed! He throws down money and waddles back to the mechanic's,

The mechanic is there at the lot, but looking disgusted.

"What's wrong?" Asks the penguin.

"Well, it looks like you blew a seal"

 

[BrazenHeadBeer]

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Ba-dump-bump-tish!

 

[Homercidal]

Leave my personal life out of it and just fix the damn thing!

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

"No, that's just mayo from the sandwich".

MC

 

[Wus67]

Leave my personal life out of it and just fix the damn thing!

Is that from Wet Dream on the Dr. Demento Album? That's the best line in the whole song/story.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

So, did he get the car fixed or what? Was it a blown seal? How much did it cost? Seems to me that story was cut short.

 

[cheezydemon3]

So, did he get the car fixed or what? Was it a blown seal? How much did it cost? Seems to me that story was cut short.

the car did eventually get fixed, and Mr penguin went on to meet a nice married male penguin and have a torrid affair which ended with Mr Penguin boarding a school bus and giving oral pleasure to every seal in sight before setting himself on fire........only to be resurrected by some radioactive goop stored in a medical warehouse that reanimated a corpse and then the people burned the corpse and the smoke went up into the rain which then rained down on mr penguin and he lived (dead) happily ever after.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

the car did eventually get fixed, and Mr penguin went on to meet a nice married male penguin and have a torrid affair which ended with Mr Penguin boarding a school bus and giving oral pleasure to every seal in sight before setting himself on fire........only to be resurrected by some radioactive goop stored in a medical warehouse that reanimated a corpse and then the people burned the corpse and the smoke went up into the rain which then rained down on mr penguin and he lived (dead) happily ever after.

I've seen this one before.

Never would've thought cute little Pingu would grow up to be such a dirty bird. But damn if he wasn't fond of that seal.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I've seen this one before.

Never would've thought cute little Pingu would grow up to be such a dirty bird. But damn if he wasn't fond of that seal.

You know the saying...."Once you have a blown seal, you......ummm"......never mind.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Did I hear something about free BJs?

 

[beerkrump]

you know the saying...."once you have a blown seal, yummm"......never mind.

fify

 

[Homercidal]

Is that from Wet Dream on the Dr. Demento Album? That's the best line in the whole song/story.

The song Wet Dream, by Kip Addotta.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Lol LGI.

Poor seal, Bj's from Heidi.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Lol LGI.

Poor seal, Bj's from Heidi.

Nope. She's a Bird of Freedom now.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Nope. She's a Bird of Freedom now.

Right...

Poor Seal, missing BJs from Heidi.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Apparently having an explosive temper is a good way to lose the supermodel.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Apparently having an explosive temper is a good way to lose the supermodel.

Having a supermodel is a good way to develope an explosive temper.

 

[Homercidal]

Don't you both mean, "Former Supermodel"?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Don't you both mean, "Former Supermodel"?

Does she know that yet?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Personally I find her annoying. Typical mean girl pretending to be sweet. That and she has what, 19 kids now?

 

[cheezydemon3]

19 kids? How do you know her creamy?