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[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

At Buffalo Wild Wings, Killian's Irish Red is a craft beer!

If you ask for a Bass Pale Ale in an English accent, you have to repeat it three times then point to it on the menu!

ALL the beer is piped directly from Antarctica, then chilled before serving!

Buffalo wings are surprisingly small considering the size of a buffalo. I wonder how they ever get off the ground!

They always manage to give you ALMOST enough napkins to get all that crap off you face!

You can never have too many TV's when the sound is off.

TV with the sound off is bloody annoying. 27 TVs with the sound off is 27 times more annoying!

Some servers at BW3 are very attractive, and have large breasts. They are always the servers at other tables.

Just some observations from my last visit

 

[Parker36]

At Tokyo Joe's Heinekin is a Japanese beer. The more you know...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I went to a McNellie's Publik House and asked for a "Pint of Leffe" (special $3.23 draught) and the cute, yet heavily pierced and tattoo'ed, brunette quickly responded "is that Tall or Short"

 

[pahiker6]

Ugh, I loathe those chain restaurants/bars. It's one thing for those kinds of joints to pop up in the suburbs, but man when they pop up in the city it drives me crazy.

And regarding ice cold beer, there is a brew pub in West Philly that serves their own ales (and I'm thinking in particular of their stout) at BMC serving temps. What gives?

Sorry, not trying to hijack this thread.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sorry, not trying to hijack this thread.

Any thread I make is hijackable by design, NP!

 

[shecky]

The so-called Irish pub in my town has not one Irish beer on draught. No Guinness. Not even Killian's. But all the Bud Light you could ask for.

 

[Saccharomyces]

The so-called Irish pub in my town has not one Irish beer on draught. No Guinness. Not even Killian's. But all the Bud Light you could ask for.

Wow, that's just plain incompetence! How very sad....

 

[HBHoss]

At Buffalo Wild Wings, Killian's Irish Red is a craft beer!

If you ask for a Bass Pale Ale in an English accent, you have to repeat it three times then point to it on the menu!

ALL the beer is piped directly from Antarctica, then chilled before serving!

Buffalo wings are surprisingly small considering the size of a buffalo. I wonder how they ever get off the ground!

They always manage to give you ALMOST enough napkins to get all that crap off you face!

You can never have too many TV's when the sound is off.

TV with the sound off is bloody annoying. 27 TVs with the sound off is 27 times more annoying!

Some servers at BW3 are very attractive, and have large breasts. They are always the servers at other tables.

Just some observations from my last visit

Okay, so the Buffalo Wings are small and the breasts are large, I'd order the breasts next time. Just make sure and call ahead and I'm sure they'll have them waiting for you.

 

[Short Drive]

I'll have the large breasts please, extra hot!

 

[Kungpaodog]

Crap. Now I need to start raising my own chickens to go with my own beer. Then I'll be sick of buying wing sauce from the store where the big breasted cashier never rings up my order, so I'll need to plant a buffalo sauce tree... when will it end?!?!??!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Oh man, make sure you don't plant one of those teriyaki buffalo sauce trees. Those spread like you wouldn't believe and impossible to get rid of! I recommend a Tapatio sauce tree, those grow best in the CO climate.

Never ever graft a hot sause tree.

 

[Revvy]

Crap. Now I need to start raising my own chickens to go with my own beer. Then I'll be sick of buying wing sauce from the store where the big breasted cashier never rings up my order, so I'll need to plant a buffalo sauce tree... when will it end?!?!??!

When you can clone a big breasted cashier of your very own...just make sure the "never rings up your order and ignores any advances you may make, you pathethic weasel of a man" gene is left behind. Replace it with the "the moment she sees you her panities get wet and she bends over the counter lifting her oh so short skirt" one instead.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Mike's Sports Bar in Lawton, OK: Shiner's (from Texas) is an IMPORT...Idiot!!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Mike's Sports Bar in Lawton, OK: Shiner's (from Texas) is an IMPORT...Idiot!!

Wah, Duuuuuuh!

It's a Bock, that's German, it's an Import.



Well, that and because Texas is a whole nuther'............

 

[Joe C]

Buffalo wild wings is garbage. Other than the mediocre beer selection you can't beat archie moores or Anchor Bar.

 

[srm775]

Some servers at BW3 are very attractive, and have large breasts. They are always the servers at other tables.

Why didn't you ask if you could have him wait on you?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Why didn't you ask if you could have him wait on you?

Maybe I should have had my wife ask for me.

Oh! wait!! HIM!!?? Hey! I see what you did there!

 

[springer]

Buffalo wings are surprisingly small considering the size of a buffalo. I wonder how they ever get off the ground!

Well everyone born on this side of the pond knows damn well the average buffalo has 300 wings per side if they were big it wouldn't be able to swim...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well everyone born on this side of the pond knows damn well the average buffalo has 300 wings per side if they were big it wouldn't be able to swim...

That also explains why you get so many on the plate! Thank you for my edermacation!!

 

[HBHoss]

That also explains why you get so many on the plate! Thank you for my edermacation!!

More wings equals more lift. That Fokker dude proved that in WWI. Buffalo aren't interested in speed.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

More wings equals more lift. That Fokker dude proved that in WWI. Buffalo aren't interested in speed.

The rural ones maybe, but city buffalo will snort anything they can get their hooves on.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Domestic = BMC
Import = imported beers and any domestic that is not BMC.

I've seen Blue Moon listed as an import for Pete's sake!



Plus there's always the added benefit of getting to pay $6 for 22oz any one of the 12 BMC's that are on tap whenever you walk into a Buffalo Wild Wings.

Whenever I get conned into going to one of these places it typically goes like this:

Me - "What do you have on tap that's not Bud, Miller or Coors?"

Them - "Sam Adams"

Me - "Which kind?"

Them - "Just regular Sam Adams"

Me - "Sam Adams makes over 20 different kinds of beer. Can you go ask someone which one you have on tap?"

Them - "Boston something"

Me - "I'll take an iced tea with no lemon"

At least there's one place in town with Guiness on tap and a rotating GLBC tap.

 

[Parker36]

Domestic = BMC
Import = imported beers and any domestic that is not BMC.

I've seen Blue Moon listed as an import for Pete's sake!

I've seen Blue Moon listed as an import some places around here, too, and I live 20 mins away from where they brew it

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

It is my experience that 99% of the population believes with heart and soul that Blue Moon is from Belgium. That is one hell of a marketing job. People who drink Blue Moon think they are beer snobs and make me laugh. I have spoken with several who would not believe me it was from Co until I showed it to them on their bottle. idiots...... I hate that stuff because of them...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I had a Blue Moon someplace recently. They felt somehow compelled to do the slice of orange thing.....GET THAT MARKETING SH!T OUTA MY FACE!!!

If I want fruit with my beer, I'll hire Carmen Miranda to come to my table and dip her f$cking head in my drink!

In England, they have served "Lager and lime" for decades! It's for frigging fluffycats that don't like the taste of their beer!

 

[mmb]

It's for frigging fluffycats that don't like the taste of their beer!

Is "Fluffycats" a Gnomisum or is that actual Brit slang?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Is "Fluffycats" a Gnomisum or is that actual Brit slang?

It's a Gnomism because the filter won't let me type p#ssy

 

[TheJadedDog]

Around here BMC is considered domestic, even though all BMC beer is now owned by foreign entities, while craft beer is considered imported, even though a lot of the breweries that make it are owned and operated in the US.

As for the whole Blue Moon and Killians thing (and I would add Sam Adams, Stella, Heineken, Amstel Light, ect...), if it isn't actually called Bud, Miller, or Coors, people think it is "premium", imported, or craft and must therefore be good beer.

 

[conpewter]

There is a place near where I live "Cheeseburger in paradise" which has alright burgers, but anyway they have a big digital sign that states their beer is currently at ** and it is always at 34 degrees... Horrible way to serve beer, nothing useful on tap at all.

 

[springer]

at least bars around here have list with BMC and the like and Premium beers with the likes of anything that isn't BMC so it can be Blue Moon or Stella it's premium